President Donald J. Trump and First Lady Melania were awoken today by a massive parade of women who showed up on Washington, D.C.’s National Mall to celebrate the new administration.
Hollywood celebrities, business leaders and regular Americans were among the teeming crowds.
The spontaneous outpouring of support shocked and pleased the new president, who has long been popular with the female set. White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer announced that this was the largest group ever gathered in the Capital. The National Park Service estimated the number of women at about 40 million.
Today’s festivities certainly underscore the passionate love the public has for Mr. Trump. With such a mandate, many experts believe the nation will quickly recover from eight years of radical socialism under Barack Hussein Obama.
Sadly, leftist media outlets like CNN and MSNBC used today’s spectacle to push a “fake news” narrative. Leftwing elites like Michael Moore and Alec Baldwin claimed the 60-million strong parade was actually an anti-American protest against patriotism. Spokesman Spicer called this a, “desperate and immature assault on our newly crowned leader.”
Senior White House Advisor Steve Bannon noted that the NSA would be keeping track of incidents of dissent like those noted above and would be using its databases for future internal cleansing actions.