Why Are Potheads So Annoying?

Posted on by Stephenson Billings

potheads1Pothheads seem to be popping up everywhere these days. They’re in the pages of the New York Times as well as on our primetime TVs. They’ve muscled in to our political debates and have even laid claim to huge portions of the internet for their very own. But what is this whole scene really about? According to the media, “stoners” come in two types: they’re either buffoonish and harmless or comedic and brilliant. But is this truly accurate?

Today, we’re going to take a look at the characteristics that define the marijuana world, with a specific focus on the truths that make these people so annoying to mainstream society. This is not an indictment of the casual toker. Rather, we’re presenting an unflinching portrait of pot “culture,” a gruesome reality spawned from America’s relaxed attitude towards abuse, addiction and crime.

1. Cancer cures, William Randolph Hearst, “Hemp for Victory,” big pharma, blah, blah, blah…
Pot smokers have an arsenal of topics to throw at anyone who objects to their grim habit. Yet they will never admit that they smoke the drug simply for the high. Yes, they really do love feeling bleary and weak. Often, such escapism is an exercise in extreme selfishness (how else would one describe eating pizza and watching cartoons until dawn?). For nonsmokers, this basic dishonesty about their motives makes us forever distrust the reefer freak.

2. They believe everyone should be smoking pot
The marijuana fiend refuses to believe that some people just don’t want to put their brains at a disadvantage with a drug problem. They’ve somehow convinced themselves that being numb and idiotic is a noble trait. Maybe that’s why they’ll deny the potential for addiction one moment, and then spend hours trying to spread the disease to some braless slut the next.

3. Marijuana becomes a substitute for healthy interactions and exercise
As pot starts to become a recreational habit, the young user will let other aspects of his life suffer. Some stop engaging in sports. Others never take up exercise at the moment when it should be a crucial counterpoint to the sedentary regimen of school or work. In general, the smoker stops seeking healthy outlets of social interactions, opting instead for a tight circle of fellow users. The result is an introverted, anxious person who has begun to look sallow and wane. No, all those days spent “zoning out” in a dark, damp little room does not give you a healthy glow.

4. “But pot has opened up my mind, brah”
It’s rather sad to see the number of people who make this claim. If you honestly believe that the only avenue of mental enlightenment is through coughing your lungs out, then you’re an idiot.

5. Even though they talk about themselves for hours on end, they seem to lack basic self-awareness
How can you be so incredibly hip to yourself and yet fail to notice that you’re still talking long, long after everyone else in the room has tuned out? What the hell are you saying anyway?

6. “Everything goes better with weed”
Stoners are incapable of imagining anything wonderful in the world that couldn’t be improved by a puff of marijuana. Concerts, museums, movies, nature hikes, sunrises, sunsets, intimate intercourse, etc. etc. When they’ve somehow been conned into experiencing these things sober, they’re anxious and distracted, dreaming how much cooler it would be if only they had that little one-hitter.

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7. Arrogance!
Sometimes ganja breaks down walls that were constructed to keep the ego in check. There’s nothing less fun than a condescending, derisive prick of a pothead.

8. They’re not as intelligent as they like to believe
Intelligence comes from reading books, applying yourself to learning and actually facing life challenges… It does not come from watching back-to-back episodes of Breaking Bad for five hours straight while your buddies giggle like Cindy Brady.

9. The coughing, the spitting, the stale bunghole odor that hangs off their bodies…
Are you people really unaware of how disgusting you are?

10. Pot makes you lazy, not creative
Whatever excuse you have for me on this one, I’m just going to say, BULLSHIT!

11. They’re conspiracy theorists and gossipmongers of the highest order
The lack of critical thinking in the pot culture is astonishing. They’re willing to believe any bit of nonsense they read on some garish little blog as long as it affirms their drug of choice, but when faced with serious journalistic criticism, they scream lies, bloody lies!

12. The warm, fuzzy comfort of the hivemind
With weakened mental faculties and claustrophobic paranoias, the pothead is utterly terrified of wandering alone in the intellectual desert. The sad result is that every intensely held belief has been so spread around and stepped on by the group as to appear goopy and meaningless. Freedom, repression, Howard Zinn! Yeah, we get it… but when was the last time you had a genuinely independent thought?

13. Weed is the most important thing in their lives
Living arrangements, financial expenditures, friendships, vacations– everything seems arranged around the ganja habit. It’s as if you imbeciles got married to a houseplant. Well, at least you found your intellectual equal.

14. The legalization talk
Do we really need to have the same hours-long conversation every time the topic of pot legalization comes up? You cannot comprehend how incredibly dull you people are. It’s even worse on the internet. Whenever a message board political discussion turns to weed, it’s like a thousand characters from Groundhog Day arriving for a mutual masturbation fest.

15. The only political issue they’re interested in is legalization
The number of voters drawn to the libertarian message this past election season was surprising to some, but when you consider that the majority of young people were only interested in the legalization issue, it paints a sad picture. There’s far more going on in this world than your precious little dope thing, you fools.

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16. A lot of them are lowlife scumbags
I know, I know, you’re going to tell me that the skeezy ones are the exceptions. You just can’t admit that there are some real losers in your ranks. Or maybe you’re the skeez we’ve all been talking about?

17. “Let me lecture you about how weed is less dangerous than alcohol…”
Oh shut up! Can’t you people stay focused on a topic for more than two seconds? Who said we were talking about alcohol anyway? I’d smash some sense into you with my beer bottle if I could just get up from my chair.

18. They’re cheap with drugs but not with the hugs
Seriously, why are you hippies so touchy-feely? It’s grotesque, especially considering your bugged-out eyes and that bunghole smell. And if– and this is meant purely as a speculative hypothetical for you potheads reading this– if I ever wanted to try your wonderful Mary Jane, why are you damn niggardly about it??? I thought you people were all about good vibes and sharing? Yeah, go screw yourselves you cheap, selfish bastards.

19. Weirdness!
Maybe it’s the social isolation, or maybe it’s the first signs of schizophrenia… Whatever the case, potheads are strange, strange people! The sad thing is that they have no clue just how weird they really are… Even when they say, “Let’s get weird,” they think they’re being ironic, but most us shudder because we know it’s the truth. You people are FREAKS!

20. They’re dishonest
How many of you are going to read all this and still try to say, “But I’m an artist who reads books and loves my family and my family is so proud that I got a 4.0 GPA and then became the CEO of my own company and I can really take a break from my reefer addiction whenever I want but why would I want to when it’s the most amazing thing in my life? ” Just once I’d like to have someone give me an honest answer: “I’m a lazy bum of a college dropout loser who jerks off all day while watching Workaholics and packing bongs. Don’t tell my Mom. Shit, I think she’s listening outside my bedroom door right now!

  • Ryan Sears

    This is completely biased. Isn’t journalism supposed to base itself on facts? (not opinion)

    • Stephenson_Billings

      Addiction apologist.

      • Upset_rogue

        Doesn’t change the fact that I could rewrite the entirety of your article by wiping my arse with some king size rolling papers.

        Bet your proud of that Journalism degree arn’t you… LOL!

        (wrote this at 8)

        • Abba Scodilli

          He got it at WallMart you know.

      • Axiom Seer

        serf farm apologist

      • Devyn Stanger

        And what is this? You can’t come up with an actual response to this guy? You are such a prick. Maybe you should take a look at some of the crap you do instead of trying to point out other people’s flaws.

        • BitterReality

          Puritans being defective in mind and spirit can’t look at themselves… I mean to say would you want to look in the mirror with that kind of tangible evil looking back?

      • goodnessgranny08

        I hate to say it since I share your opinion Mr. Billings but he’s right. This isn’t fact. This is widely generalizing an entire group of people on stereotypes. As an African American male I share the sentiment that opinions are not fact. You may have every right to say whatever you want just as someone racist has the right to say what he wants about black people. Fact of the matter is as a Journalist you should expect a bit of push back and be professional about that push back rather than name call.

        Are their pot heads as you described? Yes indeed there are. But not all of them are the scum of the Earth. Some of them actually live on their own and while barely functioning still hold jobs, pay their rent and make sure they can eat. The whole conspiracy theorist stereotype kind of conflicts with the “only caring about legalizing weed stereotype.” So no this isn’t exactly fact written as is. If someone doesn’t like what you wrote as an adult you probably should just move on and be the better man and set a better example for said “addiction apologist.”

        You seem very passionate about this subject and I applaud you for speaking your mind however the emotionally charged article is full of snark. If it were a gossip piece about a celebrity that would be fine but it isn’t. It’s article about what we consider to be a drug. This emotionally charged snark undermines the article. The article might’ve been received a lot better had you shown at least sources and references as to where this information you are basing this on had come from so people could do their own research as to what is what and had you not been insulting an entire group of people.

        People can tell when emotion and bias is corrupting a story. Look at the election if you don’t believe me. How many people trust major news outlets these days? Can you really be so “arrogant” as to not take constructive criticism? I guess we’ll find out.

    • R Craven

      There is straight reportage, and then there is op-ed, in which the writer ventures his/her opinions. This article is of the latter sort. Instead of dismissing it as biased, why not say why you disagree with it.

    • comment

      The only thing that ever made weed popular was the fact it was illegal and provided an avenue for rebelliousness.

  • SiliconNooB

    I hope the marihuanas are never legalised in my state!

    • Axiom Seer

      why ?

      • SiliconNooB

        Because I don’t like stoners.

        • Here_Cometh_The_Boon_Again

          LOL Says the loon that looks like he smokes meth.

          • SiliconNooB

            I don’t take drugs, I’m white.

          • Here_Cometh_The_Boon_Again

            You take little kids in the alley and rape them repeatedly. You white. I take your women and make light skinned babies. I’m your worst nightmare bitch.

          • SiliconNooB

            Are you one of those ‘angry blacks’ that I’ve been hearing about?

          • Ernie Lazar

            you fucking moron

          • SiliconNooB

            No, you fucking moron!!

          • Abba Scodilli

            Language! My virgin eyes!!!!!

          • Tom shine

            Fagot

          • edd white

            No he be just a nuther stinking savage on drugs and welfair

          • Abba Scodilli

            Git em!!!!

          • Abba Scodilli

            Bigot! Supremacist! Hilarious!

        • Axiom Seer

          why ?

          • Jay Dee

            Ever seen the walking dead?

          • Fabrezzy O the hoe

            You ever shut the fuck up when you have a shitty joke?

          • Jay Dee

            It’s not a joke you tardy stoner….

          • Fabreezy O the hoe

            Damn homie lay off the drugs and get a real job. Its okay to get high just don’t let it interfere with your life and ambitions it goes for anything. I need to lay of ya moms pooty cuz it causing issues wit me and your sister and making me late for work, so ur going to see less of me around the house, sorry I never got the chance to rape you in your “sleep’ (we both now you would pretend to be asleep, i’d play along) I was meaning to just never got around to it, forgive me Jay please forgive me

          • Jay Dee

            Hahaha you are very stupid.

          • Fabreezy O the hoe

            Yeah okay tommy chong I think you’ve had enuf drugs for one lifetime, you know that shit is a one ticket to hell and is responsible for 95% of ISIS and global warming. But in contrast it enlightens thine user with thine forbidden knowledge so they become powerful beings that the masses will shun. Man you need to take of the aluminum hat and eat some carrots.

          • Jay Dee

            Tommy chong? Hahaha man u funny. But i do think you’re a bit fuked up on the weed. Doesnt seem like something you can’t handle, but one day, it just might. Life is fleeting and doesnt wait for lates…so please just stop smoking it to be on the safe side.
            Peace.

          • Fabreezy O the hoe

            I’ve never touched anothers dick in my life what are you talking about? Im scared shitless of our lord and savior I would never smoke or partake in any tom foolery. You already admitted multiple times you are a daily toker and pro gay. A wise man once told, me a man who knows what he thinks but cannot express it probably doesn’t know what he thinks. Just admit you’re a homosexual pot smoking hippy, it’ll be a huge weight of you’re back. Ima pray for you Jay, stay strong weed is responsible for 99% cases of psychotic attacks and ISIS as well as global warming, it killed my grandpa when he was 11, he injected some columbian gold and his heart exploded. Just use protection next time you smoke. And sorry for calling you a retart it’s jsut that you’d be smarter if you smoked more often, you can’t half ass it or you get stuck in a slighlty above retart limbo either smoke more or don’t at all. And glad to hear you stopped with the brown stuff that shit is bad news. God bless Jay god bless

          • tim

            scared of the lord and savior yet you talk about raping people and fucking their mothers shut the fuck up now fuckwit!

          • GrowUp.

            how bout you all shut the fuck up. honestly. like you get all pissed about this shit but you googled it? not only that your all acting like little kids. Ever hear about maturity? or you too busy looking for threads against weed to talk shit about it and argue like a bunch of 12 year olds? cmon.

          • nannyof3

            You do know that Tommy Chang is one of America’s most intelligent men. He’s an actor, author & attorney! He may be a stoner or he could just be a really good actor. And pot is not a damn drug! It is a natural herb. The only reason it’s illegal is because our money hungry government has not figured out a way to tax the hell out of it. In my opinion they should make alcohol illegal. They’re more lives lost to alcohol than pot. I’ve never heard of any one dying of pot poisoning have you? And no I’m not a pot head.

          • Abba Scodilli

            LOL!

          • Abba Scodilli

            Stereotypist!

          • Jay Dee

            Yeah show me a vid of you, l want a good laugh 😂😂😂

          • Abba Scodilli

            Why, would a vid of me make you laugh? Yer not making sense again…

          • Jay Dee

            Yeah that’s a good strategy.

          • Abba Scodilli

            I thought so!

          • Abba Scodilli

            No porn for you!

          • Jay Dee

            What? Stoners are like geriatrics, sex doesn’t apply to them. When l said show me a vid of you, that doesn’t suggest porn in any way. I just wanna see your dumb face interact.

          • Abba Scodilli

            Why? You still make no sense. The porn was for you dink. You have no idea what yer talking about…

          • Abba Scodilli

            Rutabaga, heading round the corner to parsnip level…

        • Abba Scodilli

          What did stoners ever do to you? Bet you drink and hit yer wife don’t ya 😉

          • SiliconNooB

            I most certainly do not. I am not some sort of violent and deranged drughead who smokes the marihuanas!!

          • Abba Scodilli

            I said drink, you dink! Remember to read stuff before commenting, Master Zealot!

          • vlad the impaler

            but you smoke cigarettes right?you cant be a man if you don’t smoke.by the looks of it youre addicted to cheeseburgers.cigarettes make youre dick shrivel.

        • MICHELLE

          DUDE WHO ASKED U GO SHAVE THOSE NASTY SCARY EYEBROWS N LEARN TO SPELL

    • Pic889

      Wondered where do potheads get money from to buy their pot? They vote your income into their pockets, by voting for parties who promise to give EBTs and other unemployment entitlements to people who do not even bother to apply for jobs. Aka, the Obama welfare state.

      And this is why sane countries ban addictions that turn users into a burden onto others. All potheads eventually end up being a burden onto others, be it to taxpayers, to their relatives or to the local community (by ending up homeless and stealing or begging for food and crapping on the curb).

      This is what liberal apologists (even the ones who are not potheads themselves) don’t understand when they say that “tobacco is more addictive than pot”. Tobacco might be an addiction but it doesn’t incapacitate the user and make him a burden on everyone else.

    • BitterReality

      Hope all the puritan defects move in with you… Then you can all be happy sticking your noses into each others butts. Puritans are such shallow puddles of pee.

  • Plueban Lobos

    Excellent article. Those stoaners can be so annoying.

    • Kaylee-Aurora

      I have never met a “pot head” who is actually clean or decent.

      • DOCTOR smith

        I am a clean cut student in pre med school right now. My hair is short, my shower is used daily, and I eat healthy foods. Oh I also smoke regularly. Its a much more effective and natural remedy to the Irritable Bowel Syndrome that has plagued my bloodline for generations. I’ve managed to maintain a 3.9 gpa for years. Nice to meet you, you biased control freak cunt. I believe your christ said judge not lest you be judged. Why are you christians so unlike your christ?

        • Stephenson_Billings

          I would never want a zonked out surgeon operating on me. You are a genuine danger to society and should check in to rehab immediately. Don’t they drug test before they license you people?

          • Axiom Seer

            surgeon on alcohol ok ?

          • tim

            a surgeon smoking a cigarette ok?
            .

          • Abba Scodilli

            Fer sure! Even while operating!

          • Nettie

            I have a full blown stoner friend. Shes not that easy to deal with. All of you that bash each other and call names and catagorize and deny. Bull…..werent you taught anything or didnt you listen. Stoners are paranoid and extremely messed up. Take note I said ” stoners”. If youre smoking pot everyday you are escaping and delusional and say stupid things. Heres an idea….try not smoking for 6 months. I read all these comments and made me sick to see how you attack each other. Stoners do not live in a real world. Remember I said “stoners”….you do know what that means…right. Not occasionally ……stoners.

          • Abba Scodilli

            Remember we are not talking about alchohol… Did you read that nonsense? It actually says that lol! Just to dodge any comparisons… I left a comment that I bet will get trolled by the zealots…

          • Here_Cometh_The_Boon_Again

            You worry so much about potheads, doc, what are you doing about you white people who can’t seem to keep your hands off or your wieners out of your kids?

          • Abba Scodilli

            Masturbation -> OK
            Kid thing -> Scandalous
            Plz, dont make this a white=pedo black=angel thing… We are all the same color inside with the same perv potential… Stop making their work easier, the people who wrote this utter nonsense site are already woefully misguided…

          • nicolu

            tyrell, you are one silly monkey boy

          • Here_Cometh_The_Boon_Again

            You may not want it, but you can’t control it. How many doctors self medicate, including you, meth boy. The answer will astound you. Heck, I know of a few “doctors” like you who routinely take oxy. Drugs make the world go round. Sort of like your passion for young males.

          • tim

            great call, ever notice how people point the finger at pot smokers to
            sugar coat their own other substance habits? They’re just socialist
            fuckwits that cant see the difference between whats moral and whats legal.

          • Nettie

            Bull…youre just covering your dillusion.

          • Padraig

            If you know your shit, act professional and take your job seriously and are not high but alert at work there really isn’t an issue.
            A mechanic who works on your car could be a weekend smokerd and no one would mind too much. Your car could kill you or others.
            I think people just dislike it when they see others infinitely relaxed when they themselves are not. If you’re honest you will admit that you are irritated at the idea of someone taking the ‘easy road’ and succeeding. “Life is supposed to be hard and ‘stoners’ don’t deserve anything because they didn’t out in the misery that we have. ” thoughts?

          • Abba Scodilli

            Probly, but after the licence, its all good. I would smoke directly before operating, it would make it like a video game lol!

          • Jesse B

            Are you fucking retarded? You don’t get stoned before you operate on someone.

          • edd white

            vaccinate would be better

        • Doctormyass

          You’re a jackass. Good luck never getting a job considering all hospitals with accreditation test randomly and use hair follicles during initial employment. For you to openly admit that you’d gamble with people’s lives to get high shows the lack of respect you have about the hippocratic oath all doctors must abide by. I have Crohn’s Disease which is ten times worse than IBS. There’s other ways to manage it than smoking a psychoactive drug you fucking twat

          • Welp

            Can I ask what those are? Purely curious.

        • nicolu

          I call BuLLSHIT on that you black bastard

        • edd white

          Doc smitshit are u gay

      • Axiom Seer

        like richard branson and paul mccartney ?

      • Dave

        You wouldn’t know if you did, would you?

      • Here_Cometh_The_Boon_Again

        LMAO Bitch, your face looks like 5 miles of bad road. You think we can’t see the meth in your eyes?

      • Fabrezio Horchata Donaldson

        What happened to your face? Some ganjas will clear that shit up bruh.

      • Fabrezzy O the hoe

        Ur face is a nightmare but I’d still smash, pls be a butterface pls be a butterface.

      • Padraig

        I’m in medical school. I pass quite comfortablystress free while my classmates seem to delve into delirium come exam time.
        You can’t go around with a joint behind your ear if you want to be perceived as “decent”.
        Some day this will change.
        You’d be surprised how many ppl smoke cannabis but can’t publicize it. Jobs, promotions, family reputations are all at stake.
        It’s better just to say nothing and go home and enjoy with friends.

      • Abba Scodilli

        Ya gotta get out more Kaylee, dahling. You seem rather sheltered…

      • AlsoAngelo

        a decent pothead won’t let you know he’s a pothead if he knows you prolly won’t accept it to well. We think about our social environment and professional carreer too.
        Sorry for spelling mistakes, no native speaker me lady

    • Here_Cometh_The_Boon_Again

      I’m curious what makes them annoying, when its you seeking them out. Nice SN btw, jam tart. Your parents must have been related.

      • Jay Dee

        Didn’t you read the article?

        • Fabrezzy O the hoe

          *U, u fucking dumass and its “doesn’t” not don’t fucking retart

          • Jay Dee

            1. What are you talking about?
            2. I never wrote “don’t” instead of “doesn’t”.
            I suggest you get your retarded ass to rehab.
            “Retart” BAHAHAHA

          • Fabreezy O the hoe

            What up cactus dick reed a book before I miley cyris pooter punch you with a rusty spork. Did you know marjuganjas users experience a 300% increase in IQ and EQ after only two joints???

          • Fabreezy O the hoe

            And what the fuck is a retart dumbass??? OMG so fukkin stoopid el o el. I think you smoked yourself to retartation Bohoowahahaha ha 8=D~ ~~ ({}) (ma hardware jizzin in your moms stank ass pooty)

          • tim

            if this is how non-marijuana smokers behave i think im gonna start smoking weed

          • tim

            you spelt dumbass incorrectly to you dumbass

        • Abba Scodilli

          Did you? Oh yes you must of! Apprentice Billings! You sound just like him! And make just as much sense! You have gone to level two tard status! Rutabaga level! Rutabagas are worse then turnips on the Mentally Challenged O Meter. Congrats!!!

          • Jay Dee

            Yes l read the article, hence my remark.

          • Abba Scodilli

            Lol, and a majority of people think the article was written by retards… enough said!

    • Axiom Seer

      why because they remind you what an idiot you are ?

      • Jay Dee

        What a clever comeback…claps…wow. Once again you show why you’re at the pinnacle of intellectual thought.

        • Fabrezzy O the hoe

          J D lay off da blunts you sound like a faggot with all those L’s you’re suckin

          • Jay Dee

            What are you talking about? L’s? What’s an L?
            And if you still had half a brain you would have figured out I don’t smoke that shit, you tardy stoner….

          • Fabrezzy O the hoe

            Soory soory soory soory, I should have explained b/c I went over ya head wit dem bars nigga. Here, an L is a term for a blunt popularized by nasir jones and my dad, and L is also a term for losing if youre fat lazy ass knows about sports so I jsut barred your life away nigga FOH my squad goes deep in your moms guts so theres anotha L reed more books and drink some ginger ale. And tell your mom her pussy overdue for a power washing looks and smells like rotten roast beef down there but I still smash’d. holla back hoe ass nigga

          • Abba Scodilli

            LOL! LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLoLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL bluntz for ya JD!

          • Jay Dee

            You’re crazy.

          • Abba Scodilli

            Yes

          • Jay Dee

            Well shut up then, and seek help.

          • Abba Scodilli

            No

        • John d

          This is hysterical..
          Are you all Americans? Insane !

  • Slamhole

    Spot on Dr.
    Really would have liked an opinion on, um whatchamacallit,
    memory recall

  • DEREKFUCKYOU

    Yeah I went to college and ran into these idiots all the time. Most of them had rich parents and expected everything to come on a silver platter. Sorry losers, but I worked hard for what I acheived in life and you can suck on daddy’s teat all you want, I till have my pride.

    • Kaylee-Aurora

      Thank you for this comment. Its true that a lot of the liberals of today have kids who are pot smokers because they dont even bother try parenting. So what happens when all these rich kids with mixed up brains grow up and try to run the democrat party? Should be interesting.

      • Brad Mayeux

        did you know the democrat party has an IC ? (democratic)

        • Stephenson_Billings

          There is nothing democratic about the democrat party, buddy.

      • Fabrezzy O the hoe

        Does it hurt? you know that face of yours… does it hurt? Marijuganjas could help that and make you smarter.

      • Padraig

        Mixed up brains. Lol 😜

      • tim

        im assuming all you stoner haters are non drinkers?

        • Abba Scodilli

          No alcohol slurs! Forbidden!!!!!

      • Abba Scodilli

        Shhhh Kaylee, enough of yer nonsense…

    • Robert Leichsenring

      dude, you and your pride can go to the next parade 😀 I’m a smoker coming from poor background that worked himself up in a foreign country. I have my pride and can still enjoy a smoke.

      • Jay Dee

        You look like an arrogant cvnt and your mind is on the verge of going full pot tard.

        • Fabreezy O the hoe

          Where? I wants to sees it, and quit bogarting the joint just cause your coked out mom named you after a joint and a dick doesn’t mean you can camp the weed and be a dick. el O el Seriously you need to lay of the greens and get yo life together before I bar it away again

        • Abba Scodilli

          JD! Calm down and eat a Mary-jane brownie! Damn!!!

          • Jay Dee

            Idiot

          • Abba Scodilli

            LOL!

          • Abba Scodilli

            Boring

  • Your Mom

    Weed is whack and pot is no party, kids.

  • pigpen23

    wait, besides the obvious clunkers, this op ed is actually pretty spot on. wheels within wheels, bro.

  • Bullshit hunter

    Weed is great !!!
    It just you stereotypical views that of out of order. it’s like the world view on America every one thinks your fat, war hunger, interfering, gun ho, cowboys and you have ruined the English language,

  • boilerrat

    again, you people are dolts. harddawn.com, a site by idiots for idiots. The author, apparently a doctor, but also moonlights as a fucking clown for children’s parties. a real intellectual.

    • Abba Scodilli

      Amen!!!!

      • Jay Dee

        You say amen to that ?? Lol

        • Abba Scodilli

          Yes…

  • SerbianIrishYankee

    I love how the author says THEY are conspiracy theorists LOL

    Look in the mirror.

  • Axiom Seer

    prohibition increases usage !

    • Stephenson_Billings

      FALSE.

      • Axiom Seer

        can you say ” speak easy on every corner ” ?
        can you say ” profit motive led supply ” ?

      • Axiom Seer

        try reading the global commission report on the failed drug war !
        try seeing whats happened in Portugal !
        try waking the fuck up !

        • Stephenson_Billings

          I am incredibly awake. Are you? Don’t you see what Obama and his corporate cronies are doing to this nation? They’re destroying liberty at every turn, sending drones to spy on us, they’ve handed the gov’t over to the bankers and the only way this adminstration hears you is if your lobbyist makes a sizable donation.

          From the Fast & Furious debacle, to Solyndra corruption, to Holder’s sweetheart JP Morgan deal, to the IRS targeting groups because of the political beliefs, to Obama’s 500 million dollar Oval Office renovation and outragouesly expensive trips to India, Hawaii, Martha’s Vineyward…. Not to mention Benghazi, where even if you agree with Obama, you have to admit we’re not even close to getting the true story. So how can you support this guy? This adminstration? Do you honestly believe they’re looking out for your interests?

          • Axiom Seer

            why didn’t you respond to the points i made ??

          • Abba Scodilli

            He doesn’t do that. All he knows is his delusatory fantasy world run by pot smoking gay people who are going to outlaw heterosexuality and issue gay people the right to sodomize hetros till the balance of whatever the hell it was is satisfied… Seriously, this guy is a hatemonger-er, hes stuck back at the bibles inception… Nothing he says makes any sense….

          • Robert Leichsenring

            this was so unrelated to the topic, if your comment were a male redneck and his comment were a female redneck, they’d never fuck

      • Abba Scodilli

        Shhhh, Master Billings, you know its true….

  • Axiom Seer

    the author is clearly an idiot

    • Abba Scodilli

      Ding, ding!

  • Axiom Seer

    i trust the author believes people have the right to ingest what they see fit into their own bodies ??

    • Robert Leichsenring

      only if it’s the things he thinks are RIGHT. I have a feeling some of them don’t really get along with what the concepts behind the words they’re

      • Abba Scodilli

        Hit the nail on the head!!! WOOT!

    • Jay Dee

      It’s not like food, IDIOT…

      • Abba Scodilli

        Brownies, cookies… You have heard of those, yes? Guess what! You can put dopa in those and eat those…, like food! But Axiom meant smoking, which by meaning is taking a substance into the body to be absorbed. Lungs, not stomach I can see where you may have been confused….

        • Jay Dee

          Theres no need to ingest smoke, idiot.

          • Abba Scodilli

            You dont read stuff before commenting… retard… lol!

          • Jay Dee

            You’re such an idiot.

          • Abba Scodilli

            Be a little more imaginative… Idiot is so last week…

          • Abba Scodilli

            Look up ingest… So you don’t sound so ignorant…

  • Axiom Seer

    i challenge the author to a debate on drug prohibition any time … come on lets see if you can take on The Ax !

    • Stephenson_Billings

      I will gladly comply, but I generally don’t enjoy long travel. Are you going to pay for my hotel?

      • Actually Informed

        What a laughable dodge attempt. As if in person is a requirement. Seriously, go back to Wal-Mart and get a refund on that bullshit doctorate you purchased.

      • Axiom Seer

        let’s do it right here bigboy

        • Axiom Seer

          .. and you can start by addressing my points above !

          • Abba Scodilli

            Wonder if he will! He will probly spout nonsense… Load More Comments! Hell ya!!!!

          • Jay Dee

            You’re psychotic

          • Abba Scodilli

            And yer an idiot…

      • Robert Leichsenring

        uh, mate, I’d start a kickstarter just for that. but in the end you’ll lose and declare that you won. because you neither listen nor do you seem to learn.

        • Jay Dee

          That’s hilarious dude. You think you can win an intellectual debate over a plant that makes the user retarded.

          • Padraig

            More like.. A plant that makes the user more inclined to be sensitive to the feelings of others and not use words like ‘retarded’.

          • Jay Dee

            Yeah the plant has no effect on that kind of thing butthead. That alright? Not too offensive? Lol i get you though, the R word is bad. Imma stop using it. But pot is still bad. It really diminishes your capabilities.

          • Padraig

            I was only trying to take you down a peg. Don’t feel bad.

            It is invasive for a state or a person to limit what I can put into my mouth without showing me that it’s harmful. Just like if they said this can’t come out of your mouth…

            If I feel something has blunted my performance at something and I felt that was a problem, it would be wise to question my true motivation to perform better than everyone else. Is it out of fear that people feel the need to always be in an alert state of consciousness and win the rat-race?

            If I was a competitive athlete (excluding snowboarding :-L. ), and that was the life I chose, I would accept your point as being applicable but beyond having an exam coming up or a big work deadline, 99.999…% of us just have to live our lives and not harm those around us. There’s no rule that say we need to achieve great things or work full-throttle every minute of the day. Most people accept this and consequently we have weekends and of course; alcohol (a recreational drug).

            Apart form the philosophical argument questioning why we need to ‘achieve’, it’s nonsensical and cruel to straight-out ban something that can genuinely help people in pain.
            A large % of people over the age of 65 are on opiate based pain killers and every day a significant % of this group dies from complications with their medication(1). If some of those could ingest cannabis instead it would save lives.

            Cannabis users might annoy you and that’s understandable, some people who smoke irritate me a lot. I don’t want to sit in a living room and be stoned all day every day. These people could be compared to someone who drinks all day every day but even though AA exists, denying other adults the option to drink is a bit much.
            I’m Irish and these stoner stereotypes remind me a lot of the drunk-Irish stereotype, even though it may be true for many Irish people it is something that most people agree in unfair discrimination bordering on racism. i.e. what about the Irish ppl who drink in moderation…

            If there wasn’t such a stigma around cannabis use you would be aware of a lot of highly successful, kind and hard-working people(by anyone’s standards) who enjoy herb.

            Keep an open mind question everything and if you get the option, vote to legalise it.

            (1) http://www.everydayhealth.com/senior-health/0530/narcotic-painkiller-use-booming-among-elderly.aspx

          • Jay Dee

            Lolololol you think you’re smart, but you’re just a schizophrenic. See ya never. Tard.

          • Abba Scodilli

            Turnip. Betcha Billings comes over for pot/popper induced BUTT SEX (don’t look Kaydee!)

          • Jay Dee

            Wow that was laborious dude

          • Abba Scodilli

            Sorry! It was for Kaydee! And Billings is a turnip, I used you, so sorry! I will bet it burned their bacon tho (if they ever read this silliness anyway!)

          • Jay Dee

            Idc

          • Abba Scodilli

            :/… Probly cause you dont understand anything…

          • Jay Dee

            Yeah so far my responses have shown that, while yours have been very intelligent. Surrrrre.

          • Abba Scodilli

            Exactly!

          • Abba Scodilli

            Do you have proof of this? Nah, probly not. Probly this site is yer source of info LMAO!

          • Jay Dee

            Yes, just google it, there’s an infinite amount of tests that say this, it’s not exactly a secret, the whole world laughs at pot smokers constantly, that’s the thing when you’re dumb af you don’t know you’re dumb, you don’t realise the obvious.

          • Abba Scodilli

            The pot calling the kettle black. You must not get out much.

          • Jay Dee

            Yes good choice of expression,myou know when to choose the right one.

          • Abba Scodilli

            Ok…

          • Abba Scodilli

            I’m surprised you have heard of Google…

          • Jay Dee

            “google” is actually the sound your mum’s a-s-s makes when l ram it.

          • Abba Scodilli

            My mom is in her 60’s… She had all her junk removed due to cancer. Now you bring out the Mom slurs? So classy… Just like all yer other thoughtless stuff… Yer f^&*in ignorant! Damn!

          • Jay Dee

            Yeah your mum told me about it while l was banging her in the a€€ !!

          • Abba Scodilli

            Where do you get yer info? I have smoked pot for many years and have a full time career, active social life, and a sunny disposition. No retardation detected 🙂

          • Jay Dee

            Yeah sure

          • Abba Scodilli

            🙂

      • Abba Scodilli

        LOL, transparent skip attempt Master Billings. Guess yer house of cards is not so stable, no?

  • I like weed

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  • I like weed

    you sound like a up tight bitch dude. You should chill out and try a dab. Then maybe you can get some inspiration to actually put some facts in this dumb list of opinions. You know who else hade a lot of opinions?… Hitter.

    • Jay Dee

      Hitter? Lol you’re such a prime example of these fvktards…it’s so funny.

  • Actually Informed

    This is possibly the most biased article I have read this month. I never knew they sold journalism degrees at wal-mart.

    Good choice at putting your personal feelings into every argument without a flicker of evidence other than “personal experience.” Offering a suggestion to take a look into the facts, you state opinions. You definitely are “special”, and I’m sure your mother told you how much of a “blessed package” you are.

    Don’t worry, I know you will come up with some sort of false perspective to dismiss any sort of actual logic or reasoning. Keep living in your bubble. I’m sure you still believe that the Government tests on marijuana and brain damage are completely viable. Continue crushing your credibility, we’re all laughing at you.

    • Jay Dee

      Hahaha look at him go! He’s fighting, he’s struggling…don’t worry, he’ll get distracted by Spongebob in a minute…

      • Abba Scodilli

        And you don’t smoke pot? How old are you? Same as delusional Master Billings!

        • Jay Dee

          Nope lm 37, and l have seen generations of pot smokers got tardy, it’s a debilitating substance.

          • Abba Scodilli

            Wow, yer my age?!? Sheltered then? Maybe yer a welfrite living in a getto? I could see yer views 25% happening in that situation. But I still think you must be in yer 60’s, seriously… You can’t be 37, that’s turnip talk! Stirring good aren’t we 😉

      • Abba Scodilli

        LOL! Turnip! Guess yer lightning quick non pot addled brain had nothing to say… Now who’s slow…?

        • Jay Dee

          Nothing to say? You…are slow, you have the mind and the emotions of a child, you’re crazy.

          • Abba Scodilli

            Ouch… Lol! Yer probly a woman…

          • Jay Dee

            It’s actually true, you do have the emotions of a child, and you’re crazy.

          • Abba Scodilli

            Itz true yer a woman? Thought so!

  • Actually Informed

    7. Arrogance!
    “Yes, they really do love feeling bleary and weak.”
    “2. They believe everyone should be smoking pot”
    “and then spend hours trying to spread the disease to some braless slut the next.”
    “then you’re an idiot.”
    “Stoners are incapable of imagining anything wonderful in the world that couldn’t be improved by a puff of marijuana.”
    “Are you people really unaware of how disgusting you are?”
    “I’m just going to say, BULLSHIT!”
    ” but when was the last time you had a genuinely independent thought?”
    “it’s like a thousand characters from Groundhog Day arriving for a mutual masturbation fest.”
    ” It’s as if you imbeciles got married to a houseplant.”
    “There’s far more going on in this world than your precious little dope thing, you fools.”
    “Or maybe you’re the skeez we’ve all been talking about?”
    “You people are FREAKS!”
    “They’re dishonest”

    And you have the audacity to say someone else is arrogant. HA! Seriously you sound like a screaming child who didn’t get his way. What could possibly make you so incredibly close minded? Oh wait, you mentioned it in your article. You were the loser who never fit in, so no one wanted to share with you.

    “if I ever wanted to try your wonderful Mary Jane, why are you damn niggardly about it??? I thought you people were all about good vibes and sharing? Yeah, go screw yourselves you cheap, selfish bastards.”

    Racist and selfish all at once. Of course, if it was our responsibility to provide you with something you hate with a passion why would we do so for free? Try being a normal civil human being and all of a sudden you can get free hits wherever you go.

    “but when faced with serious journalistic criticism, they scream lies, bloody lies!”
    Oh you mean like your article? Some serious journalistic criticism?

    I’m very fortunate that you’re old and decrepit, heading quickly towards the verge of death. It will be for the betterment of humanity. Hopefully, if you somehow managed to reproduce, your kids will not be this bigoted.

    • Jay Dee

      Thanks for the lols….that was so funny 🙂

  • Ten_s

    Number 16 and 20 are very true!

  • Scott

    I used to drink alcohol every weekend. I lost control of my body and was hospitalised for 3 days. Also i was imprisoned. After prison i quit alcohol and started weed. Since then i have my own home and car. I’m always relaxed and never loose my temper. Weed doesn’t kill alcohol does. If alcohol is legal then so is weed. Alcohol is the more dangerous substance which threatens the lives of millions. Also alcohol ruins people and they can quickly become addicts without even knowing so. Alcohol is the dirty thing here, people on it are very rude and mean. It should be illegal. And it ruins the inside of your body. Disgusting. On the other hand no one has ever been addicted to weed. Nor died from it. Hmmmm. This so called “journalist” has no idea!!

    • JohnSabo

      The problem with your argument is that not one word in this article mentions alcohol.
      I understand why marijuana advocates use this argument it does make sense but not in this context.
      Next time debate what is presented otherwise you look like you are projecting your own nonsense.

    • Jay Dee

      No one has ever been addicted to weed. Can you believe this? Someone in such denial….
      Weed does kill you, it’s just the users are such pitiful sacks of garbage after a decade that no one even knows who they are.

      • Abba Scodilli

        Shhh JD! Enough hate! Damn!!!!

        • Jay Dee

          No hate, just a danger to smoke weed. You’ve fried your brain.

          • Abba Scodilli

            You did read yer comment, right? Are you a senior? Not that I have anything against seniors but… You sound like anti-drug propaganda from the 50’s or 60’s. You say things that don’t make logical sense? So shhhh! Enough hate! Damn!!! Fellow pot stirrer 😉

          • Jay Dee

            You’re completely crazy.

          • Abba Scodilli

            Lol

  • Bradlee

    LOL. This is all true. All true. Substitute alcohol for pot and it’s the same, horrible, sad thing.

  • Oscar Manuel Blanco-Sanchez

    What a load of crap. Not even funny.

  • anonymousPothead

    Dr. Billings you are an idiot. Get your head out of that ass.

    • anonymousPothead

      What about all those personal on prescription pills? Are they scum too. Fucking douchebag

  • johnsabo

    This is a great article or blog. I have found many potheads to live in their own world of delusion. They refuse to believe marijuana is a drug and it can be abused or that it can negatively impact their lives.

    • johndabo

      also reply with a but Alcohol is more dangerous argument.
      Yes alcohol is dangerous and destructive but that isnt the debate at hand.

      • tim

        it doesnt need to be. there’s alot of hypocracy about weed being bad and alcohol being ok because of legal bs.

  • Judy Thomas

    I wonder why harddaw.com has to fake photos of marijuana deaths? http://www.usnodrugs.com/drug-overdose.htm

  • Anon

    I think you focused more on criticism than on the issues at hand….

    • Jay Dee

      He’s spot on though…those are the issues…

  • mattcx

    This is so bias. Actual idiots are going to believe that all marijuana users are like this.

    • Jay Dee

      They’re so stupid they can’t see their appalling behavior.

  • Alexander

    Potheads are annoying, potheads do not give a damn who they smoke around. I constantly have to smell that armpit smell of a drug and listen to the constant and pointless ramblings. A pothead will sit there high as a kite and talk about “life plans” but the only plan they have when sober is the next time they’ll scrape up money to get high again.

    Talk all you want you potheads and make yourselves feel as mighty as you can, you’ll still only be the stinky retards at the bottom of the genetic pool.

    They always have to compare weed with alcohol when trying to give a valid point on legalizing it but they have nothing to do with each other. I remember in high school I’d see all the dumb kids ditching class to smoke pot in the hallways, gives you a good idea of the entire pothead community.

    Also the whole “weed cures cancer” idea is not so true, my ex’s sister smoked practically her whole life and what do you know? She developed cancer. Go figure, you retarded potheads.

    Another statement that I hear A LOT: Weed is healthy because it’s natural. Hmm ok let me see… Cyanide, forest fires, sharks, and lava are all natural things. Why don’t you do us all a favor and add all of those into your day?

    • Padraig

      Listen mate, life doesn’t have to be a miserable struggle there are many ways to be happy you should find one.
      For me it’s a life that includes weed. I just want people to be informed of what that actually means in reality ( I’m not a scooby do cartoon looking for snaks) and not carry forward the prejudice propagated in this article.

      Peace!

    • tim

      the bottom? are you fucking serious cunt?! i only read the first half of your article and you put wife-beating alcoholics, methamphetamine psycopaths etc. above potheads? go fuck yourself

    • tim

      by the way fuckwit, some of the healthiest people in the world still develop cancer, its a genetic defect that sometimes canot be avoided regardless of pot smoking.

    • Abba Scodilli

      Apprentice Billings? Must be! The proof is in the last paragraph!

  • Afshin Nejat

    You and Potheads, both assholes, both ignorant, both useless.

  • deibama

    Lots of potheads at work. I don’t givadamn if they smoke their lungs to ash;
    just keep your lazy ass out of my way.

    • Courtney Wilson

      They’re lazy, indecisive, and apathetic (as if people aren’t like that enough already)! This socialist police-hating, pro-drug agenda is destroying America’s youth. We must trust in Him, and He will guide those who have strayed from the path 🙂

      Have a blessed night

      • Detroit Alyssa

        Nut

      • Jay Dee

        Yeah if it’s legalized we’re all fvked….there’ll be a majority of problem people…just like with alcohol, there was no stupid behavior before. Now many families are destroyed, there’s so much decadence…pot will be worse…much much worse…

  • Robert Leichsenring

    I know I don’t need to be high to find this shit hilarious 😀 thanks man. you really are the salt of the earth, uhm, wait, scum of the earth, sorry for the typo

    • Jay Dee

      Hahaha everybody’s laughing at you…this is comedy gold!

  • Courtney Wilson

    This gay pro-drug agenda is like the plague. The upcoming generation is brain-washed and addicted to self-pleasure and has no sense of responsibility. I think it goes without saying that He is looking down in disbelief right now.

    Now the works of the flesh are evident: sexual immorality, impurity, sensuality, idolatry, sorcery, enmity, strife, jealousy, fits of anger, rivalries, dissensions, divisions, envy, drunkenness, orgies, and things like these. I warn you, as I warned you before, that those who do such things will not inherit the kingdom of God. – Galatians 5:19-21

    • Detroit Alyssa

      You sound really nutty.

      • Courtney Wilson

        Hi Detroit Alyssa,

        Sometimes, we judge others when we don’t have enough of Him in our lives. Try to open up to Him. It’s okay, you don’t need to be shy, He will listen to whatever is on your mind. 🙂

        Courtney

        • Detroit Alyssa

          You sound ridiculous. I’m not judging shit. Don’t you have a church service to go to?

        • Detroit Alyssa

          So what’s your excuse for judging others than?

          • Jay Dee

            *then

          • Dead Nixon

            Hi 🙂

    • Jay Dee

      “Will not inherit the kingdom of god” ….yeah it’s just vague enough to scare the crap out of naive people without really meaning anything at all….

      • tim

        do you non pot smokers seriously think that there isnt even ONE single pot smoker out there in the world somewhere that is actually more clever, creative, morally just etc, then you? You all think you’re so damn clever because you never touched weed, wake the fuck up to yourselves

        • Jay Dee

          This has literally nothing to do with my comment…

    • Jake Wayan

      ^An example of the reason pot is looked at in society with such a negative connotation.

  • Jeff

    The worst part is the druggie losers undermining same sex marriage legalization. Same sex couples being allowed to marry is important and a fundamental right. You being able to walk down the street like a jack ass blowing your fucking skunk weed all over the place is not. Smoke your drugs indoors if you have to. I don’t wan’t to smell it you piece of shit.

    • Fabreezy O the hoe

      SMOKE A DICK, AMEN

      • Jeff

        A religious homophobe! Why should anyone listen to what a hateful bigot like you has to say?

        • Abba Scodilli

          you wrote this: The worst part is the druggie losers undermining same sex marriage legalization. Same sex couples being allowed to marry is important and a fundamental right. You being able to walk down the street like a jack ass blowing your fucking skunk weed all over the place is not. Smoke your drugs indoors if you have to. I don’t wan’t to smell it you piece of shit.

          You really should do what the man says…

  • Brandon Dusk

    I love how the pot heads are proving your points in the comments LOL!

    • Jay Dee

      It’s hilarious.

  • Bob

    You’re saying that marijuana breaks down walls that keep the ego in check yet this entire article is pure arrogance and douche baggery.youre obviously too blinded by your own ego to see how hypocritical everything you’re saying is.

    • Jay Dee

      He’s making an observation.

  • SwanSongRebeL

    It’s the Devil’s herb!

  • Mike

    Lol the ceo of snapchat is the youngest billionaire in the country at 25 aka shitting on all who have an opinion. Oh yeah he was high everyday in college..Has more money than all of you put together….

  • That dude you wan’t to hit

    This article is true. If it’s true then opinion IS fact. The houseplant comment made me laugh out loud.

    • Jay Dee

      *want

  • Too true.So much so,that it hurts like the Johnny.

  • Jake Wayan

    This is an absurd generalization about people who smoke weed, overall a horrible piece of journalism.

    • Jay Dee

      An absurd, horrible, TRUE piece of journalism.

      • Jake Wayan

        Absurd and true huh? Kinda contradictory, wouldn’t you say?

        • Jay Dee

          Yes that is correct. 10 points for observation, mr. pothead.

          • Jake Wayan

            I don’t know how long you’ve been out of college/high school for but more college kids smoke weed than tobacco nowadays and the number is only going up because people are seeing it’s true effects. (http://www.wsj.com/articles/more-college-students-use-marijuana-daily-study-finds-1441124840) I can assure you that the majority of these kids do not have the traits described above and are just average kids.

          • Jay Dee

            You can assure me? Really? You think potheads promoting their dope is a new thing? You’re deluded, your mind is only ever going to deteriorate, your awareness, social and sex life will be non-existent. You must stop now it’s a delsion-inducing drug, you don’t notice how it destroys you, it’s part of the effect…it’s an in-built clause…

          • Abba Scodilli

            Wikipedia JD, look at the wikipedia! None of those things will happen if you toke the dopa, crack maybe, but we are not talking about that…

          • Jay Dee

            Wikipedia says that does it? Retard…

          • Abba Scodilli

            Yes, it does.

          • Jay Dee

            No. It f/&n doesn’t. Why don’t you drive off a bridge retard…

          • Abba Scodilli

            Lol! Why don’t you drive off a bridge (izat a tantrum?!?)

          • Abba Scodilli

            Ya it does. Come up with something other then retard to accuse me of. I’m starting to think yer retarded…

          • Jay Dee

            My message didn’t show…anyway .I call bullshit. Although, maybe the traits can’t be seen yet, but they will come. Heroin addicts look normal at first too.

          • Jake Wayan

            If you are comparing Pot and Heroin you need a reality check.

          • Jay Dee

            I compared them in the way their effects only show after a while. You are very obviously trying to twist my words you pathetic twat.

          • Jake Wayan

            That’s false, heroine users develop a sense of dependability after only one use in a lot of cases, marijuanna on the other hand, no. Also, leave name calling out of this, it shows your level of intelligence that just because we disagree on an issue I am a “pathetic twat”.

          • Abba Scodilli

            No, just trying to tell you that yer a turnip. How is he twisting your words? Heroin is an oipioid, and Pot is a cannabinoid. An oipoid’s main use is for pain killing and is is highly addictive https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opioid_use_disorder. Look at it smartie, gain knowledge! Oh, and the mary jane https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannabis_use_disorder. Looks like the best treatment for pot heads is the 12-step program. There is no comparison, heroine is one of the bad ones and pot is like alcohol… Hmmmm!

          • Jay Dee

            Omg dude you’re so stupid…there’s sooo no need to go into that, my point was clear. You’re seriously demented.

          • Abba Scodilli

            Yer point made no sense, as does most of yer nonsense…

          • Abba Scodilli

            And these traits are what, exactly? I can’t wait to know yer mind JD! This should be good…

          • Jay Dee

            To know my mind ???? You’re not even close to knowing your own, dude…hahaha

          • Abba Scodilli

            Making no sense again…

          • Jay Dee

            When retards have learned to answer like normal people…it’s so annoying. But it still doesn’t work.

          • Abba Scodilli

            And still making no sense… LOL!

      • Abba Scodilli

        Shhhh JD! You know that’s a lie…

        • Jay Dee

          Shhhhh ! You know you’re high!…

          • Abba Scodilli

            LOL! It is! Yer in here stirring the shit pot like me! You are just stirring ya? This site is hilarious!

          • Jay Dee

            You’re weird, the pot’s fucked you up man

          • Abba Scodilli

            LOL!

  • 420noscopeDankness4lyfeTOPKEK

    To be honest you are correct about everything. But because my friendships were so strong when my group started smoking weed, we did actually share a lot. It may not be much sometimes, but we are willing to give amongst the group. That being said, if I was at my best friend’s girlfriend’s house with a bunch of her acquaintances, I’d be pissed if we passed around more than 2 bowls of my weed unless I had 2 eights to blow. I’ve let other people pack bowls of my shit when I only had 2 grams and it went around the circle of 10 people and when the bong got to me there was nothing left.

    All of this being said, I am much happier having quit. I’ll probably only ever smoke again if it’s someone’s birthday.

    • Padraig

      There is nothing correct here. Except maybe that some people just don’t like those who smoke weed.

  • J

    Haha this makes me picture a judgemental person typing a blog on a computer being bitter while staring over ppl getting socially high together go out carelessly living their life’s on the edge because weed takes the edge off, social anxiety and illness fade. Stoners become the most successful people on earth not to mention many of them are free spirits with bigger minds than one living in an egotistic illusion of the right way to live a life when death is all our destinations. Stop taking life so seriously. News flash ppl who don’t get stoned are just as lazy look at the obesity rate in America and children for Christ sakes

    • Stephenson_Billings

      Stoners become the most successful people on Earth? Ha, that’s a load of malarkey. Donald Trump has never done any drugs, fyi, and some of the true greats in this country- from President Reagan and David Koch- succeeded because they steered clear of narcotics. Look at who is running for president now, people like Cruz and Rubio and Huckabee, all are men who prove that you don’t need to be some dirty hippie drug fiend to be a great figure in this once great nation.

      • Fabrezio Horchata Donaldson

        In reality your beef is with a young generation that is far more enlighten, aware, educated, and has far more tools at their disposal (of course there are the annoying hipsters on their iphones drinking their starbucks to death.) Times are changing, we are progressing at a rate you never conceived and you’ve been left in the dust (or shall I say thick cloud of yellow smoke) If you read my comment above (probably the newest on this 2 yr old article) you already know Im aware of this unproductive yet highly entertaining troll you’ve masterminded.
        Good stuff at least you have a sense of humor about ignorance, but if this is a serious topic in your eyes I believe you need to research a little more. Living in the south I am shocked to find the support the christian community is giving to the pro cannabis movement (absolutely shocking) but it’s the educated ones that are not misunderstanding their belief system as a media literate individual would see the bible has no issue with a plant but it does with judgmental pricks.
        What does “forcing gay marriage on hardworking people” exactly mean? Do you even know what gay marriage is (omg) it doesn’t mean you have to suck a dick (it means you can mind your own business if you want to suck a dick that’s on you,) and I don’t think underage marriage is going to occur in your lifetime so keep your internet history and email clear, you wouldn’t want some hacker exposing you that would be rather unfortunate given your esteemed position in journalism and empty bottle collecting haha cute article though

      • Padraig

        I would not aspire to be any of the names you mentioned.
        I want to be me. I live in the real world of my life and you should do likewise.
        Weed is at worst harmless and at best therapeutic. World govs will change soon. When they’re upper middle class influential electorate begins to see things correctly and not through discriminating stereotypes.

      • joe

        i never did drugs or alcohol, i work part-time as a dishwasher, my house is a mess and im constantly broke and struggling to get a feed.. you make out like not doing drugs automatically makes you successful.

      • Abba Scodilli

        Who cares about Trump?!?!?

  • Fabrezio Horchata Donaldson

    This may be a few years old but I’m glad I found this Idk how I even came across it or why I read it. So as a “stoner” none of this bothers me b/c I hate the person you described, they give the casual weed smokers a bad look. Sounds like the douche bag from high school that was too cool b/c he smoked some ganja’s mans. Like the occasional drinker getting associated with the characteristics of that drunken asshole nobody likes. All of this is completely irrelevant.
    The article, all the way down to the comments are gold (especially comments.) 1st of all the author has to be the greatest troll to roam this earth, I’m still trying to figure out if he’s real but so far he hasn’t appeared on familywatchdog and his ‘about’ is too good to be true (he’s basically hinting that he’s a church going pedo that hates stoners and anything that doesn’t have to do with little kids bootyholes and empty bottles 😉 2nd is the comments, both ‘innocent’ god fearing non smokers and smokers alike revealed how stupid they are. Just read the comments (under the assumption this is one big troll,) it’s fucking hilarious. Good stuff, the internet is fucking all of you guys up.

  • Jerome

    I’m a stoner currently trying to break the habit. Most of the info you gave was true, i must say. However you do seem to have a slight hatred for potheads and I must say please do not judge! Some of your comments are hurtful and damaging. We don’t always realize we will end up this way most of the time it’s just a chain of events. People just as intelligent as yourself may go through something, pick up pot as a habit to quell their stress or anxieties and end up getting hooked. Your article gave me alot of insight on my journey to soberness.
    Cheers,
    Jerome

    • Blanche Beecham

      Congrats on trying to stop being the Devil’s plaything. I am very proud of you. Do you pronounce your name Ger-rome or Jer-roh-me? Because you know that second one really puckers my button. You see, it is French and the French are often giant liars.

      • tim

        nice generalization you pure and all high and mighty non pot smoker

      • Abba Scodilli

        So prejudiced Blanche! Tut! Tut! Hatemongering iznt very christian…

  • Padraig

    If I was a non-smoker an attack on my character like this would make me upset or angry. I get a clear image of a very conceited person writing this article and he/she is clearly missing out on a whole realm of human connection. People are people and we should try not to see ourselves as better or worse that others.
    As many sociologists and medical profesionals now recognise, links between cannabis consumption and undesirable traits ( be it psychosis, crime, laziness, or just poor hygiene) are as a result of confounding factors. I.e. Pot doesn’t cause x,
    Y causes pot and x
    Y could be a broken home or a tendency for depression.

    • Blanche Beecham

      I will agree there are a lot of confounding factors floating around on the internet, but we do know for a fact that pot is a gateway drug to teen sassiness and disregard for chores. Sure, one man’s lazy is another man’s work brittle little pissbaby, but that won’t get the trash taken out in time to be picked up, will it Padrag? You see I think it is pretty obvious you are one of the weed spin doctors here to confound factors to your own agenda! Get out of America you mange! Trump 2016!

  • Zb

    As an “investigative journalist” you have a job to inform people, not judge them. Get your facts straight next time you post something. Don’t let emotions run an article.

    • Stephenson_Billings

      I;m not the one crying like a dumb baby over here!!! Laughing out loud!

      • Zb

        And you got an award where? Can’t even use pronunciations correctly. I jlthought maybe this was joke but now I know for a fact you’re just trolling. Ha, good job. You almost had me too

      • Abba Scodilli

        Crying like a ‘dumb’ baby? Did you actually just call all babies dumb? There’s those true colors again Master Billings! Or izit Master Troll?

      • Bob Loblaw

        Yup, mental issues.

  • Johhny Apple

    Lol i am in hilo Hawaii right now and this article is dead on.

  • Johnny Johnboy

    Here is a supposedly related story:

    Did Leonard Nimoy Have Antonin Scalia Killed to Give Obama Enough Supreme Court Votes to Cancel the 2016 Election?

    Is this the sort of twisted story you relate to, Stephenson Billings? For shame, sir! This sounds like the kind of story people who smoke marijuana read! You are nothing but a peddler of garbage. Well, I truly hope that my grandchildren are never exposed to your “motivational” parties. What do you motivate them to do at these gatherings? I shudder to think.

    • Abba Scodilli

      Hear! Hear! Amen!!!!!!

  • JBB

    Why smoke weed when you can collect ANTIQUE SODA BOTTLES! Fucking faggot

    • Stephenson_Billings

      I am not GAY!

      • Abba Scodilli

        Homophobic response! You are what you hate! I bet you and JD have a date!

        • Jay Dee

          Homosexuality is a sickness. It doesn’t make sense to hate it. But you avoid gays if you can…if you’re normal..you prob try to get with em lol

          • Abba Scodilli

            LOL! Yer a sickness!

    • Abba Scodilli

      On fire here! Git em!!!!

  • Anonymous

    Hi,

    Here is my personal experience with a pothead. I am dating one. Although he may sometimes have good real life experience and suggestions, and can do things other people cannot ..his arguments are sometimes flawed and he is very arrogant. He views everyone as beneath him including me. He does hang out with his circle of friends that smoke weed and has excluded me from his circle of friends because of that and claims its because I am always in a bad mood which is true because he will yell at me when i am at a party and not being a social butterfly. I cannot be a social butterfly with people that shoot me dirty looks. So i guess I can tell you for sure he always says ridiculous things like black people are terrible and arrogant because they get too many haircuts while he on the other hand never pays attention to his appearance he wears pants that have a hole in the back and he always goes out with unkempt clothes. He never seems to see life beyond camping on drug induced trips or parties where they smoke weed and even makes fun of middle eastern people and Mexicans. He does not treat women with respect and thinks they are sexual objects. That is my experience of potheads and I will not be able to put up with him anymore because there is so much a woman can take before she realizes that men should not treat women like they are stupid.

    • Abba Scodilli

      Hes probly getting BUTT SEX from a dude by now. Go BBC!

  • Patricia Lynn Jackson

    I love it…I agree!

    • Abba Scodilli

      No encouragement now, you Shhhh!

  • Ray Hopkins

    Drunks are more annoying than potheads but drunks aren’t trying to bring about a socialist regime,because they are just passed out after a long night of trying to be able to tell their daughter apart from their wife

    • Abba Scodilli

      Scandalous!

  • WhoCares

    You sound like a boring cunt. Even back when i hated weed i wasnt this much of a cunt. I just didnt give a single fuck about people who smoked it, instead of trying to rile up my “interwebz homies” on some sort of retarded witch hunt.

    Anyway, have fun with your life man.

  • Anaca

    Idk who wrote this but Im pretty sure they can’t judge cuz they probably don’t smoke pot themselves .. it really does help a lot of people.. stoners are the chills nicest people ever so wtf is this article . Sounds to me like judgement… tbh you make me cringe lady you are the reason hitler exists

  • Bigburtha

    Ur a fucking retarded ass bitch every thing u said was not facts all opinion and u say weed makes lazy yea but to say all stoners are freaks is just mean and weed never killed any one since the first persons who smoked it alcohol killes people everyday it it helps cure diseases and to say we stink is mean to to say we are all poor is a lie so many celebrity smoke weed and that last part on workaholics is funny considering that their famous know sound like they got there shit together Adam got 2 tv shows like ur dumb u juat like every other upper class ass hole who puts the poor amd makes fun of us for not having money or a good education well fuck u u dumb ass dick bag sorry not every one can be born with daddy’s big bank account and a gold spoon up are ass

  • Bigburtha

    And journalism is for geeky 45 year old Virgins i look up to people who can slay pussy not dragons

  • Weed Enthusiast :)

    I actually got a 4.0, and graduated top of my class. I’m also a star soccer player. I get payed $89,000 a year as a veterinarian and my patients love me, and my lifestyle choice. This whole article is complete bullshit, and is based off delusions of a poor old man. Dr. Stephenson Billings, I’m very sorry that you’ve been so misinformed about marijuana, and marijuana smokers. I hope that one day before you die, you’ll get the chance to sit down and enjoy a fat bong pack.

  • Patricia

    I actually got a 4.0, and graduated top of my class. I’m also a star soccer player. I get payed $89,000 a year as a veterinarian and my patients love me, and my lifestyle choice. This whole article is complete bullshit, and is based off delusions of a poor old man. Dr. Stephenson Billings, I’m very sorry that you’ve been so misinformed about marijuana, and marijuana smokers. I hope that one day before you die, you’ll get the chance to sit down and enjoy a fat bong pack.

  • Jaguar Cito Voorhees

    Surprised I’m writing a response to this, It was my google search that brought me here, and actually the article has it’s interesting moments and you re not without a sense of humor. All that said, this is hate rhetoric. Go ahead and reply that I’m an apathetic stoner who won’t admit to myself how weak and stupid I am. Have you ever smoked marijuana? regularly? What degrees of experience do you speak of?
    All the drugs that are illegal in our country is because of racism. Point blank fact. Opioids are illegal because of Chinese railroad workers white people feared, Cocaine is illegal because blacks in the south enjoyed it (it was in coca cola) and white people feared they were getting out of place with their behavior. Marijuana is illegal because of discrimination against Blacks and Mexicans and also because it threatened multiple useless emerging industries that destroy the environment. LSD and most hallucinogens are illegal because (mostly white) people took them and woke up to the complete BS our government puts us through. Unnecessary wars, social policies that divide us as a people. The 1960’s was a cultural revolution where people started to unfiy and take a stand against the government that they felt was pressing them.
    People like MLK JR, Malcom X and many great thinkers of the time wanted more then just racial equality, they knew we needed to re design the entire system in which we live in for justice to be true.
    A lot of what you say about pot smokers (daily all day) is true, Most of them are annoying and out of touch, that being said there are tons of highly successful smokers so it really comes down to your personal work ethic. Articles like these are hateful, unproductive and divisive. You might as well replace stoners with a religion, racial demographic, or any other life style habit because the tone of tour article screams prejudice.
    I looked at a lot of your other articles, you’re funny and have interesting ideas, but you mostly focus on negative satire that has no productive value. If you believe everything the government tells you and don’t question everything, you are a fool. Human’s should be unified, focused on the love of family and social networks, taking care of our bodies and minds with healthy lifestyle habits.
    In america we work 50 hours a week so we can buy a newer car and feed our kids food that will give them cancer in their 50’s. Our focus on the quality of the human condition is skewed, and we are hard wired into an illusion. The general populous thinks on one track, let’s their egos make them special (me me me!), and can’t see the forest for the trees. And people who realize this don’t talk about it, because we just butt heads with the general idiot who will call us un-american or a marxist, or apathetic, which is so far from the truth.
    In conclusion to my rambling, respect other people, even if you do not agree with their lifestyle choices, especially if it’s something as harmless as weed (its grows out of the ground!). Meanwhile people are gobbling zanyx hydrocodone and anti depressants like they have necessary nutrients in them. Side note, turns out weed is a cure for cancer. Also let’s stop calling it marijuana which is an obscure mexican slang word for weed that our racist government labeled it as less then 100 years ago. Let’s call it cannabis like it’s been called for thousands of years (like in the bible, cannabis sativa an ingredient for the holy anointing oil). i wish you luck in your future endeavors. People who are confident and in touch with their emotions, and not repressing them because their too scared to deal with how society perceives them, don’t hate on other people but put forward positive and productive actions and ideas.
    Good day sir!

  • Commenter

    Oh, geez… The comments here are so crazy. Aw man! Bringing religion into this now, too! Anyway, the stoners I’ve met so far are usually really annoying but I wouldn’t label everyone who smokes marijuana like this. I’d probably just say the majority that’s between 10-30 years of age. Weed is a real teen drug. Personally from my experience, they build their entire life and personality around weed which is kinda sad and pathetic. these kids in my class literally go on and on and on and on about weed and constantly “go to the bathroom” and they’re only like 15. Almost feel bad that they’re so dedicated to something that’s so significant at such a young age.

  • Abba Scodilli

    Oh Master Billings, all up in other people’s business. How about all you zealots leave it alone and let other people exercise their free will. Some peoples dopa is other peoples alcohol. I know were not talking about alcohol, but in houses where excessive drinking takes place there’s way more violence then in houses where dopa iza smoka. Mind yer business!

    Love this site! Oh, I see Silicon! Blanche and Kaydee! I hope yer here!

  • Spiritualstoner

    I disagree with this article thoroughly..
    Weed like many other drugs effects a person differently according to their personality (beliefs, and influences)
    There are some people who can be potheads and still, hold down a jo band create ambition for him or herself, they can still be kind and good citizens and also intelligent.
    My ex was a big pothead he’s been smoking pot longer than me… He went to Georgia Tech to become a software developer and now works for Microsoft and is probably making a lot more money than you (the writer of this article).
    Also it’s been discovered the intelligence is not necessarily being “book smart” being book smart is just being knowledgeable and having the capability to repeat what you learned.
    Intelligence is more determine by Common sense and Logic, which is based off the amount of Grey matter in a person’s brain, the more grey matter the more intelligent you are.. the more common sense and logic you have the more you are likely to survive in the wild.
    Than again I’m not saying that you shouldn’t be knowledgeable… But I think you should know that intelligence is not solely being “book smart”
    But is more reliant on you’re rationality and Mental capacity.
    This article was very biased and bigoted.
    I don’t know what Stoners pissed you off but We are all individuals with a different perspective regardless of being a pothead or not.

  • Ben

    This is hilarious AND so true….all of it! For the most part, pot heads are deficient in many many ways when it comes to facing reality and life.

  • Brianna McGuire

    Someone told me this whole site is a satire site. That would make sense.

  • Sam E. Smith

    Dude, Honestly grow the fuck up and learn to accept everyone for who they are. I fucking learn this lesson when i was 10. By the way i stay away from drugs so don’t pull that shit.

  • Ryan Hogg

    People are so navive when they smoke pot, thinking it’s the dogs bollocks however its potential to harm you more than you can think!. I been hospital once for mental health problems with this shit and haven’t touched it ever since

  • Tom shine

    Stephenson Billings, you’re such an uneducated prickly, perhaps you need some pot to loosen up your gigantic butt hole.

  • Tom shine

    How did I find this idiotic site? Talk about wrong, and bias information. Am happy weed will be legal because of pusses like you.

  • Abba Scodilli

    Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-HA!!!!!! Master B iza mess!!!!

  • Charles Davy

    Im down for disliking stoners in the same way I dislike people who drink too much. But let’s not pretend cannabis is that bad. It’s significantly safer and less addictive than alcohol/tobacco.

  • nerealitaate

    I know some people who are 100% like this, and they are annoying as hell.

    BUT

    Most of the MJ smokers I know are highly intelligent artistic/creative types, also medical students, nurses, professionals in different fields (actually, over the past few years my experience shows me that EVERYBODY smokes weed, it is not a hippie/outsider/artistic types only kind of thing anymore) – everybody just smokes weed and it is completely normal, like having a beer after a hard day at work. And it does not have any negative effect on their daily life, on what they are as a person, because they are just reasonable, well-adjusted normal grown-ups who are in control of their choices.

  • PotHeadWomenEverywhereNow

    The very sad thing is that Most women are like that these days.

  • Matt

    Alcohol: linked to 7 types of cancer, physically addictive, Tobacco: cancer, cancer and more cancer, physically addictive. Marijuana: “no medicinal use, high risk of abuse” addictive to those who have addictive personalities, while also actually having a medicinal use, no link to cancer as well…im amazed why people think prohibition works now as opposed to it’s wild success in the 30s

  • Angelo

    Wow… Lets see this, point 1 : ” Pot smokers have an arsenal of topics to throw at anyone who objects to their grim habit. Yet they will never admit that they smoke the drug simply for the high. Yes, they really do love feeling bleary and weak.”

    You read this, you know he will blow much more shit out of his arse 🙂

    Now reading some things again, i’m sure this guy is just a troll and loves the pot himself, cheerioo buddy, lets blaze yea, bitch 😉

  • poop chute

    This article pretty much describes the typical obese garden gnome lookin’, neck beard wearing, granny’s basement dwelling, blow up doll fucking, virgin weed head who thinks their little weed is the coolest thing on the planet. Even if you tell them that you used to smoke weed over 15 years ago they will still try to talk to you as if you’re someone that hasn’t ever smoked before. No matter what age they are, they still use the same goddamn lines they were using over 20 years ago. I have never seen a group of substance users that are nearly as lame and annoying as weed heads are. Shit, I like ketamine and MDMA but you don’t see any of us sticking our dicks down people’s throat while trying to convince everyone that it’s the best thing ever. Honestly, I hope the gov’t makes their little weed illegal again in all 50 states.

  • Devyn Stanger

    This is the most condescending thing I’ve ever read. I agree with most of the points, but your writing style makes you sound like a dick head.

  • Devyn Stanger

    You suck

    • nicolu

      You must be confusing me (a strong, intelligent man) with that whore of a woman you call ‘mom’

      LOLZ

  • Heres-a-thought

    I don’t care if people recreationally smoke pot: I’d rather be around someone who is high than someone who is drunk. However, smokers need to NOT let it become an addiction..because it will. I don’t care what you have heard: the marijuana may not be addictive but the high is! My older sister started smoking at 15, she is now 49 and smokes pot several times every day. She is high nonstop, and the rare occasions she isn’t stoned she is nasty and irritable. She lost her husband, her executive job, her home and now she and her two sons live with her scumbag abusive boyfriend and she has a job working/smoking from home for less money than I made working retail in college. She knocks every good thing that happens to any of her family or friends, she is insanely jeaous of others’ successes and thus talks trash about everyone because deep down she feels horrible about herself and her situation…but she will NEVER do anything to change it. Ironically she is out visiting my younger sister right now in Colorado…she never use to visit her but she goes every year now that she can legally get high on “really good sh%t out there.” It is very sad. Please smoke responsibly and the minute you find yourself smoking every day, or using weed to deal with Life’s challenges, STOP!!! Your life will be so much more fulfilling without dope.

  • Defected Salvations

    I use Cannabis and none of that adds up. Though I have met some stoners who have anger issues or easily irritable.

  • comment

    Stuck with two potheads for the last 3 weeks,they smoke get stupid “hold on wait” wile I take forever to do two simple tasks before we go do our next activity…. Cant you just grind the whole bag stink crap and roll a dozen of the stupid joints from the bag and have it done, no its that stupid ritual each time of pick it out of the bag pull it apart and get that stem and waste crap on MY table in MY house on my carpet… Smoke it then walk slow talk dumb…. “wait” … I am no angel Give me vodka or a good pill and I get it done and I party but pot heads are just dumb useless slugs most of the time.

  • Ruth C

    Aw, fer Pete’s sake, this is satire! Relax, everyone, and light up a blunt! 😀

    • Bob Loblaw

      No this is pathetic trolling, the guy clearly has mental issues.

  • Richard Rollin

    Some of this might be true, but most of it is your opinion. I do smoke but only at night when my kids are asleep so am I like these stupid stereotypes you mention? No ,I will admit I love smoking but It sounds like you met some really weird people in your life .

  • Jesus DeMarco

    I smoke a bit. I also own my home, am married with children, work full time, and pay the bills. For someone who questions how pot smokers could possibly not realize how pathetic they are, it’s surprising how pathetic this hit piece is. You’re speaking about college age kids. Obviously not responsible adults.

  • Jaymes

    This has to be one of the most inaccurate thing I have ever read. You sure just made the list of stupid idiot’s.

  • Wolverine

    I smoke weed. Smoked a lot, now less.
    While I completely agree – weed is mainly used to get high. I never bought into the bullshit of health benefits.
    However I discovered that for me, being a person of high energy, weed allows to think differently – I loved getting slightly high, grabbing my notepad and just drafting enormous business plans, drawing out ideas and watching youtube channels that talk about valuable topics.
    Some plans, after sober revision were great. Some even made it to real life (I gathered a small team and we built sort of accoustic massage boot, to sell for entertainment venues).

    I’ve done my part of lazily doing nothing and eating, as well as just hanging around with friends. Honestly – it got boring. I dislike getting high just because someone has weed and we have nothing better to do. It is boring, unproductive and lame.

    Also I advise you all – try working out slightly (emphasis) high. It is another thing that yields interesting results – I could pump muscles without feeling tired, while my arms couldn’t move. No pain at all. Concentration goes through the roof. I set my abdomen machine (I.e. crunches with some 50lbs added) record while under weed – I felt almost cramps coming, but since there was no pain I just kept going, because I concentrated to the weird feeling of the body being able to do it, but the brain saying to stop.

    writing essays becomes interesting also, if you actually do heavy duty learning beforehand, write an overall draft and then smoke and write more. After revision later you will see that you came up with new solutions maybe.

    I am proponent of very subtle weed use. HOWEVER I must note I personally have a personal trait of not getting addicted. I drink a lot of alcohol, but then can go months without drinking, because there isn’t even a thought in the back of my head that I want to.
    I drink coffee and then again can feel extremely well without it. I smoked tabacco a lot for few years and then kind of dropped it.
    I have seen in some of my friends that they simply become addicted to things easily. If you are one of those, you should be very cautious if you want to use light drugs.

    • Wolverine

      tl;dr clarification – I literally use weed when I think it will benefit my thought process. I never crave it.

      Also speaking of enhancing your brain – probably more serious stuff, like adderall (aphetamines) or coke work better, but the backlash to the overall health and brainpower without the drug are too extreme, to consider them.

  • vlad the impaler

    I agree with some things he says but I was smoking before all this hype started ,and I go on vacation and have financial expenditures that don’t revolve around my weed and I don’t live with my mom..i bet this guy billings smells like a stale bunghole right out of the shower,by the look of him.but hipsters are ruining it ad they are down right annoying with their dreadlocks and goatees.or the john lennon glasses,or tie dyed grateful dead shirts.im a judas priest guy myself.and enjoy the piney skunk smoke,which man has been enjoying for thousands of years.i don’t spend anymore on weed than my coworkers do on coffee and fast food,.i choose to bring my own lunch,and no I don’t skip off at lunch to get stoned.

  • Jock

    What a angus burger. Stoners are scum bags really come on is some one feeling a little smaller today than usual?? Out of all of the drugs your claim is on marijuana what about the outher hundreds of drugs. You don’t see a stoner eating ones face off. But hey keep up the astounding journaling ha 😂

  • Meagan

    Reading the comments in this article was sad! You people are mean as fuck. And half of you guys called yourselves “Christians”, you guys should be ashamed bc you will never truly represent my Jesus. Also we ‘potheads’ have feelings to and watch me graduate from my university and be more successful than you bitches.

  • BitterReality

    Puritans are unable to understand due to the constriction of their brain, resulting in a logic free delusional feral freaks that have to stick their big noses into everyone’s business.

    What should happen to puritans is they should be rounded up and put in a small leaky boat and sent back out to sea where they belong.

    Puritans are the last remains of the dark ages, time to turn the light on and give the freaks a sunburn with reality.