Twink for Trump Colby Keller Is Ready to Make America Great Again!

Posted on by Kaylee-Aurora
Political activist Colby Keller comes out of the closet with his support for Trump!

Political activist Colby Keller comes out of the closet with his support for Trump!

I was delightfully surprised to learn this week that Trump Nation has a new member. His name is Colby Keller and he’s a famous media figure, political philosopher and artist.

Colby is also a homosexual pornography star.

Before you get out the pitchforks, let me explain. The national community that Donald J. Trump has so boldly envisioned is an inclusive one for all citizens. As a white male and a Texan, Mr. Keller represents an important all-American demographic that must be respected.

Colby has taken a brave step. His circle is one of rampant support for extremist Hillary Clinton. He went out on a limb to embrace Trump and should be thanked for this. We welcome the opportunity for such a fresh-faced poster boy for the Trump Youth campaign and know his passion will light a fire among so many others.

One hopes that in time, Colby will be brave enough to take the second step.

Yes, this nation has a homosexual vice problem as Mike Pence has noted time and again. We also have teeming cities where sloth and Satanism are pervasive. Mr. Keller has intimate access to both of these subcultures. Indeed, he just spent two years traveling state by state to build up an important dossier on the Gay Agenda.

My colleague Stephenson Billings penned a bold proposal for dealing with the urban hipster crisis in a recent column for this publication. In it, he suggested that President Trump move quickly to contain and then cleanse our metropolitan cores. To do this effectively, we will need insiders and informants. Colby is uniquely positioned for this cause. If he truly supports Donald Trump and loves America, this would be the natural next step in his political activism.

On behalf of all Trump voters, I would just like to say how grateful we are that Colby Keller is vocally supporting our cause. There’s so much we will learn from each other in the coming months! We are excited for Colby’s full cooperation as Mr. Trump implements his important vision.

You’re one of us now, young man, don’t let anyone make you forget it!

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“Ask yourself, are you willing to risk your life for Trump? What’s more important, your personal beliefs or the vision that Mr. Trump has blessed America with? Are your family and friends also committed? What are you doing in your daily life to insure that the people around you remain faithful? Is your community the strongest, most dedicated group of Trump supporters they could possibly be?” —Derby Mack.

  • Stephenson_Billings

    I know there will be some naysayers out there, but I just think it’s great he’s putting his problems behind and supporting Donald Trump. I think this is definitely a story the media should tell and that we can incorporate in our outreach campaigns. It really is important.

  • Blanche Beecham

    Kaylee, I’ve been so sad this week with all the negative words and things being said about Mr. Trump. I have been on the edge, staring into the deep waters, contemplating the big questions, “Is this America?” and “Are we being punished for not stoning the fornicators?”

    • Abba Scodilli

      Trump is a retard… He needs to get run over by his own campaign bus!

  • Abba Scodilli

    Colby Keller is more a cub then a twink. Geez Kaylee, cant even put the proper description to his homo-type. What kind of journalist ARE you lol!

    Oh, and the entire article is a mess, it seems to be a delusion of sorts.

    One more thing…, didja notice that Trump is gonna loose the election? It seems his followers have come to the conclusion that he is a total disaster. Thank the Good Lord for that!!! Eat your heart out Billings!