Oreos, Or How the Elite Are Using Snack Cookies to Promote Interracial Gangbangs

Posted on by Stephenson Billings
Snack foods have been weaponized with subliminal Illuminati messages of Cultural Marxism.

Snack foods have been weaponized with subliminal Illuminati messages of Cultural Marxism.

Far too often we take the little things for granted. Case in point: the Oreo cookie.

Did you know Oreos were first invented by a 33rd degree Freemason with profound ties to the administration of President William Howard Taft, who himself was a senior member of Yale’s Skull and Bones Society?

Did you know this cookie owes its form to theories promulgated by the Tavistock Institute, an organization that perfected the art of deep state psychological warfare?

Did you know that transnational distribution of this snack has resulted in a global power network unrivaled by any other period in human history?

The alarming truth is that the humble Oreo is programmed to disrupt normal American sexuality. It was devised using the most sinister Freudian methods to subliminally suggest sodomy of the worst kind.

The solid darkness of the two cookies represents a hardened ethnic male. They may bring to mind street thugs, those rough young men with their dreadlocks and tattoos, broad shoulders and stunning biceps.

Sandwiched in between, the innocent white cream symbolizes the pillowy softness of the male buttocks, or the virginity of young blonde female. Each is ready and willing in their own way.

As trends in hardcore pornography attest, young people today are increasingly interested in interracial sex videos. Among them, the “gangbang” is demonstrably the most popular. Gangbangs are a ritual form of copulation activity where multiple male partners penetrate a single individual. Either men or women can be targeted in these illicit situations.

The correlation between the snack cookie and the rise in gangbangs here is undeniable.

Each and every time we see an Oreo, our psyches are programmed to fantasize about this obscene sexual act. It taunts us with flashes of graphic imagery. We imagine limbs wrapped around each other, those downlow thugs enveloping us, violating us until we’re so weak and confused we beg for more and more and more!

And that’s precisely what the Illuminati wants!

They want you weak and confused, a degenerate prowling the back alleys of American society, so that you’re even more vulnerable to their globalist power schemes!

So the next time you bite into an Oreo, remember you’re helping spread the death of freedom and the outbreak of hardcore human sexuality!

  • Cassidy Pen

    I had a bit different outlook on what the white cream filling represents, but your opinion is certainly plausible.

  • Blanche Beecham

    What is next Lil’ Debbie Cakes? because I think once you breach the Swiss Roll extraterrestrial hybrid goodness, we are in a different kind of conflict of snacking.

  • Greg Polkosnik

    Don’t even get me started about those “Double-Stuf” Oreos . . .

    • Michael Mann

      Must. Not. Touch. Self.

  • Wg

    This author has too much time on their hands