Dear Ricky Gervais,
I don’t believe in shading God’s truth so let’s just cut to the chase: You are a horrible person. I don’t know if your mother made you that way or if you have some drug addiction, but you’re just despicable human being.
Take a minute to look at yourself in the mirror. You’re a scumbag. People think you’re grotesque. Or else they say you’re ridiculous. Your face is beaten up and bloated like a homeless drunk. But you don’t seem to care. You came to America to push your “acting” on us and then you made a lot of noise about being an Atheist. Are you really so desperate for attention? How many millions do you have? Honestly, I want to know.
I genuinely feel sorry for saying this. But I have to. Maybe it’s the only way to break through to you. You really need to get your act together. You have maybe 10 or 15 good years left? Heart disease will probably strike you down sooner. I don’t wish that on you, but maybe it’s what you get for living like such a jerk.
Maybe I don’t really care about you, Mr. Gervais. I’m not even sure why I’m writing this.
Well, maybe I do. Maybe I want others to hear that they can break free from the Ricky Gervais lifestyle. There’s still a chance that people even in your condition can open their hearts to Christ.
You’re a terrible example for kids today. All that Atheism isn’t doing anybody one bean of good. It’s just rubbish and maybe you trick a few young girls now and again. And they open up their legs for your fat hands. Just disgusting. Is that what you’re into? I bet you’re into weirder stuff than that, like everyone in Hollywood. Anal sex and cocaine and fisting and Asian lady boys and peeing on each other and orgies on the beach. Do you pay boys to do that? I don’t even want to know.
Anyway, it’s getting late so I should wrap this up. I just want to be the first to say, you could have had a good life, maybe even a beautiful one. You could have made a difference. If I were a better man, I’d pray that you embrace Jesus but frankly, I know you never will. You’re really the type of scumbag Atheist who would probably murder the Baby Jesus if he had the chance just to spite all the Christians in the world. You know it’s true but you’re such a scumbag at heart that you’d never admit it out loud like a real man and that sort of makes me hate you more.