Putin to Offer Trump Global Chemtrails Ban in Exchange for Dissolution of NATO

Posted on by Moishe Mustafa McPhearson

Chemtrails have been used by the liberal globalist socialist elite for decades to spread apathy and erectile dysfunction.

President Donald J. Trump’s famously chummy relationship with Russian President Vladimir Putin was off to a sunny start this week.

In high level talks regarding a future summit between the two world leaders, the controversial issue of geoengineering was raised. As has been reported continuously for over a decade by the alternative press, certain members of the international elite have engaged in a conspiracy to seed our atmosphere with harmful toxins that cause immediate damage to human health.

While the debate about so-called chemtrials will percolate for years to come, many believe that it was none other than Hillary Clinton who pioneered this dangerous depopulation scheme. And we know now that she did it at the behest of her Illuminati handlers at the United Nations.

The good news from Moscow is that beloved leader Putin is willing to enforce a planet-wide ban on the heinous toxins, which cause everything from brain fog to erectile dysfunction and spiritual apathy.

According to a report co-authored by NaturalNews and SaveAmericaFreedomPatriot.ru, Mr. Putin’s staff was approached by National Security Advisor General Michael Flynn. Flynn has been unfairly criticized for his embrace of alt right media sources in the past, but in the case of chemtrails, his forthcoming agreement with Russia will prove his critics hilariously flawed.

Trump considers Putin brave for his stance against chemtrails.

A leaked copy of the memorandum of understanding states that Russia will immediately suspend all chemtrails research and begin building an anti-geoengineering facility in Western Ukraine. In addition, Russia is authorized to enforce “no-fly zones” over known chemtrail factories in Eastern Europe.

To finance this ambitious this program, Trump will pledge financial relief from the Federal Reserve Bank, before it planned closure in 2018. The money will be immediately available to Putin’s personally chosen associates via a Western Union international wire transfer.

In exchange for Putin’s valiant efforts to rid our earth of chemtrails, President Trump will unilaterally agree to dismantle the North Atlantic Treaty Organization (NATO) and withdraw any troops too close to Russia’s borders.

Trump supporters on Twitter are already heralding this as a “two-for-one” victory for the new administration. Not only will the United States be relieved of the painful costs of supporting NATO, but the Putin government will bear the physical and emotional burden of the chemtrail eradication efforts.

About This Journalist

Moishe Mustafa McPhearson is the pseudonym of a former Iraqi Navy Seal who worked undercover for the Bush Administration and Irish Intelligence in the aftermath of 9/11. He has been awarded the CIA’s coveted Intelligence Star and was once a contender for a Grammy in Country Music, but had to bow out due to security concerns. Today, Moishe consults various presidential campaigns, EMP awareness groups and Fortune 500 companies while remaining an active voice for Freedom in the Middle East.

  • Stephenson_Billings

    This is what winning looks like sheeple!

  • Billo

    We need an open discussion on chemtrails real bad. Who has so much power that they can completely squelch dicussion by our politicians and president on chemtrails. Whoever it is must be our real rulers.

  • Kate Willens

    Wish this was real news, really do! Almost nothing would please me more. But it doesn’t pass the smell test. Where is any evidence of these transactions?

  • Big Hoss

    Is there a shred of truth in any of this?
    Nanaluminum, barium and strontium are not causing erectile dysfunction. They are causing COPD, neurological impairment and decimating the immune system.

    • Stephenson_Billings

      I’ve seen the erectile dysfunction first hand so I dont know where your getting that fake news bud.

      • Big Hoss

        Look at you, using your new programed “vernacular” like a TV indoctrinated drone.

        My comment comes from analyzing elemental testing data from rain water samples after stratospheric aerosol injection and understanding the cause and effect relationship of inhaling these elements in a human body.



        Their article may be satire but geoengineering and my comment was not.



        Maybe if you spent more time looking at the skies and less time running around looking at limp dicks you would understand?

        • romergan

          80% of people won’t believe if you put the evidence on a platter for them . Unfortunately they are the majority. We are doomed.

      • Kaylee-Aurora

        OWNED! HA!

        Nice job Billings!

    • romergan

      They just want to kill us all . Plain and simple. They are to dumb to realize they are killing themselves or… they have the antidote.

  • romergan

    I would love to see that