“Poppers”: The Gay Agenda’s Secret Sex Potion Luring Straight Men to Sodomy

Posted on by Stephenson Billings
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Poppers are one of the many occult charms in the arsenal of homosexual seduction.

In the hardcore homosexual underworld, a mysterious silver vial is being passed around. Hairy leather “bears” paw over each other defensively. Gym rats in jockstraps flex their biceps for attention. In the corner, an innocent “twink” boy sucks a lollipop and prepares to pick someone’s pockets clean.

They’re all positioning themselves for the next hit of a notorious disco drug known as “the poppers,” and thrillseekers everywhere say once you’re hooked on that magic, you’re always turning back. Back against the wall, that is. For this secret elixir is all about sexual penetration of the buttocks.

Gays have long been known to have a grab bag of tricks and treats to recruit the innocent. They’ll use marijuana and necromancy and even the internet to promote their outrageous lifestyle. They want to lower your inhibitions, lure you into their dark lairs. They lust for true masculinity, the sweaty tang of a soccer player’s armpits, the thick fur of a cowboy’s chest. These sadistic sodomites will do anything for a whiff of that raw virility.

You will never know where the homosexual has hidden his vial of poppers on his person. But rest assured, it’s there. Deep within a secret arsenal of gay seduction that can include condoms, cocaine, crystal meth, and the synthetic party drug Truvada, it’s there.

Denizens

Dressed to slide down the slippery slope of moral relativism.

At the bar or the sauna, he lies in wait. Maybe it’s in the bathroom of your local library. Or the abandoned warehouses down at the docks. When you least expect it, the magic little ampoule appears. He will dust the air around you like a shaman invoking the spirits. Suddenly, the devil mist bewitches your nose. You inhale. The rush to the brain is instantaneous.

Many say the poppers fog conjures up a moral panic attack. You feel broken and weak. You doubt yourself, your commitment to heterosexuality, to marriage, to love and even to Christ. Then a throbbing need erupts. You must fill the void in your life. Most shocking of all, this volatile drug causes your anal sphincter to surrender. That’s when the penetration begins. You press your body against the wall and cry. Think of a construction worker jackhammering the pavement. You’ve been mounted. And then it’s over just as quickly as it began. There is no greater insult to a man’s naked soul than a popper orgasm in some lonely bus station toilet.

Look around as we exit this scene. The homosexuals will be high-fiving each other. “Another recruit for the team,” they’ll say. Another heterosexual marriage ruined. Another teenager’s life chained to Satan’s tail. The gays have a slang name for someone like you. Yes, you’re a “bottom” now, friend. Get used to it. At the bottom of that grimy liberal sewer we call modern life.

 

  • Blanche Beecham

    Stephenson, as always your words paint a dark portrait of deviancy when someone skips down the wrong path in life. I’ve only wished for my sphincter to surrender twice, both instances were after a healthy meal of possibly oversized portions. The pain and discomfort were so great that I too would most likely fall prey to anything that would release the bubbling mix of Sister Gretchen’s Fetching Chicken Enchalatay Stroganoff. Too Much Cheese and Rotel, both the cause of moral panic in close quarters.

  • Joe

    Freaking morons

    • Stephenson_Billings

      No kidding! Why anyone would risk their life and their eternal soul with such a reckless lifstyle is beyond me.

      • Abba Scodilli

        I do not think that is what Joe meant, moron!

  • Preacher Harry Powell

    I am glad someone finally had the courage to sally forth with this important information! We must protect the innocent public sheep from falling prey to the ravening homosexual wolves! Until this country wises up and begins running it’s courts by biblical law as it should, and begins to round up these vicious deviants it is up to strong, brave Warriors Of Christ like you and I to warn the public of the dangers they pose. I commend you, one and all, for the wonderful work your Harddawn is doing! Keep it up!

    • Stephenson_Billings

      Thank you for the kind words my friend!

    • Abba Scodilli

      Ha, ha! The brainsoft ravings of a religious fanatic! Maybe we should just form a nazi stormtrooper group and kill em all! Bet you took it in the bum once or twice! Or maybe gave it to some poor orphan choir boy. Yer a turnip!

  • Voz de la Razón

    A friend of mine just shared this site with me. Hysterical satire y’all are writing! I pity the poor suckers who believe any of this is real. Y’all are like like the Onion, but for Repugnican Teabaggers who have precious few cognitive skills.

  • Sevin Kpacey

    In that 1st pic those aren’t poppers they’re butt plugs. You stick them right up your hole and then show off the feathers. It’s great fun at our illuminati Hollywood parties where we plot the gay agenda against you christians.

    • Kaylee-Aurora

      Gross.

  • Abba Scodilli

    What is this nonsense!?!? You people do know that homos are provided for the relief of str8 men? When wifey has a headache blueballs take over! These sex deprived deviants(?) go to their local gym and troll the saunas and steam rooms for guys who have the same thing on their minds… sexual release! It is a natural bodily function, ya? It does feel good too, and great for prostate health! But that’s what religion seems to be about! Buzzkill! Sanctimonious paranoid nonsense! Oh ya! None of the participants or even guys cruising in the local woods around my gym wear leather, or have poppers usually… Let men have their fun! There’s lots of seed to spawn more followers for you, Factory runs 24/7!

  • stopthecrap

    This is funny as hell. I laugh at the fools that think this is true. How much money is he making off this BS? hahahahahaha OMG I can’t stop laughing at you people hahahahaha