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Modern Family’s Jesse Tyler Ferguson Plays Gay on TV, But in Real Life He is a Homosexual

Tue, Jan 3, 2012 | By Stephenson Billings

Gingered and sinewy, Jesse Tyler Ferguson floats across television screens with the delicacy of a big city ballet dancer. At times he can be witty, at others fiercely dramatic. Young adults adore him. Some may even fantasize about him. But who is this Jesse really? What does he represent? Ferguson shot to fame as the gay character Mitchell Pritchett on the ABC sitcom Modern...

12 Reasons to Boycott “Game of Thrones” in 2012

Tue, Jan 3, 2012 | By Stephenson Billings

Sorcery, sexuality and socialism make for a nasty threesome. Yet one television program is not afraid to promote this agenda to America’s young adults. Games of Thrones, the newest hit on the HBO Station, has truly broken the barriers of decency with this offensive science fiction action series and it’s about time that parents took notice. Aimed specifically at...

Controversial Rock Band The Phish Plots “Mayhem in Manhattan” This New Year’s Eve

Wed, Dec 21, 2011 | By Stephenson Billings

One of America’s most divisive musical acts is once again raising alarm bells from coast to coast. This time, however, the controversy is not the usual fare of drug arrests and kidnappings, but rather politics. Vermont-based rock group The Phish, sometimes referred to as simply “Phish” by diehard fans, is unscrupulously throwing its support behind the Occupy Wall Street...

“Help! My Roommate Masturbates Too Much!”

Mon, Nov 28, 2011 | By Doc Bacon

Hi, weird but totally serious question for you. Freshman in college here, living with another guy for the first time. My roommate is very cool, a jock type with lots of friends. The thing is I can hear him jerk off at night. First couple of times it was like 3 a.m. but now he doesn’t even try to hide it. Like a few minutes after we turn off the lights he’s doing...

Is Canada Hoarding America’s Natural Resources?

Sun, Nov 20, 2011 | By Stephenson Billings

From the dawn of this continent’s recorded history, the fortunes of the United States and Canada have been fortuitously intertwined. Both nations were populated by an enterprising and morally ambitious stock of Europeans in search of a blank template. They envisioned something pure and righteous, wondrous and bold. They carried with them the noblest ideals of Christianity....

Thai Food and Homosexuality, The Shocking Link

Fri, Sep 23, 2011 | By Stephenson Billings

One of the great culinary mysteries in contemporary America is the sudden popularity of restaurants from Thailand. Most often found in emerging urban neighborhoods, these establishments offer a concoction of burnt noodles and milky gravy known as curry. The food tastes aggressively of spices and is characterized by a tangy flavor that suggests urine. This strange new cuisine...

Has Comedian Will Ferrell Forsaken America’s Christians?

Wed, Jul 27, 2011 | By Stephenson Billings

Hollywood insider Will Ferrell has worn many masks over the course of his lucrative career. From farcical jabs at professional golf and NASCAR to sympathetic portrayals of Ted Kaczynski and Fidel Castro, he seeks to explore every aspect of our cultural scene. The actor even went so far as to belittle President George Bush in the aftermath of 9/11. In addition to these dalliances,...

Can Cat Meat Solve the World’s Hunger Problem?

Thu, Jun 30, 2011 | By Stephenson Billings

It is with great difficulty that we survey the melancholy state of affairs in this new millennium. Despite our unprecedented abundance, and even cultural excess, we still have those who suffer needlessly in their day-to-day lives. Disease and political violence have become central issues in the halls of our great governmental organizations, but hunger continues to be one of...

When It Comes to The Phish, Music Censorship Is Not Enough

Tue, Jun 28, 2011 | By Stephenson Billings

In Alpharetta, Georgia, a torrential thunderstorm boils overhead as a rock band takes to an open air stage. Is the concert cancelled for the safety of all those present? No, a simple act of God is not enough to stop those in pursuit of profit and the profane. Schools in Bethel, New York are forced to close when a fanatical cult rolls into town. Concerned families know to protect...

14 Outrageous Secrets That a Homosexual Will Never Tell You

Sat, Jun 25, 2011 | By Stephenson Billings

As corrupt legislators and activist jurists take a machete to human dignity, it’s important that we remind ourselves of the very worst aspects of the homosexual agenda. Be warned, however, these are things radical activists don’t want you to know. They will riot, they will bribe, they will attack life and liberty to hide these profoundly upsetting activities. Today let...