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“LillyHammer” TV Show Reveals the Corrupt, Alcoholic Culture of Socialist Norway

Sun, Mar 11, 2012 | By Stephenson Billings

I had the great displeasure of receiving a promotional copy of a new television show the other day. It contains hours of sex, immorality and mafia gangs that prowl lunatic disco clubs for drunken victims. The program is called LillyHammer and it depicts the tragic European nation of Norway. It will come as a shock to American audiences to see the severe alcoholism and political...

163 Stupid Relationship Mistakes Women Often Make

Sat, Feb 25, 2012 | By Stephenson Billings

Men get a lot of blame for the insensitive and asinine things they do in relationships. The truth is that we’re far from perfect and we know it. When it comes to women, however, there seems to be an unspoken rule that any sort of criticism is unwarranted, counterproductive or even dangerous. As men, we’re confused and intimidated about speaking our minds, even when that...

Satire, Parody and the Dangers of Internet Comedy

Wed, Feb 22, 2012 | By Stephenson Billings

A collection of insights on the nefarious nature of internet pranksters, thugs and imbeciles. “Satire doesn’t effect change.” P. J. O’Rourke “Satire in general is dangerous: some people don’t get it, and will just assume you’re presenting opinions or claims — in this case, that Barack Obama is a Muslim, and that the Obamas together...

Did I Marry a Lesbian?

Sun, Feb 5, 2012 | By Stephenson Billings

Lesbianism. For many the word evokes a sense of exoticism and controversy. Others may consider it an implausible act, something a certain type of spurned woman turns to out of bitterness. In recent years, however, lesbianism has skyrocketed to become a fact of life in multicultural, liberal America. Traditional marriage has unfortunately been swept up in this tide of egregious...

Halo, the Videogame That Trains Your Teens to Fight for the Nietzschean New World Order

Sun, Jan 8, 2012 | By Stephenson Billings

We will not be discussing the criminal levels of violence so common in computer games today. We will not be discussing how the creators of Halo have taken this to a new level, preying on children’s insecurities to offer than an outlet through the scope of a futuristic rifle. We will save the news reports of mental neurosis, obesity, suicide and even murder associated with...

My Story: Exposing Halo’s Ultimate Endgame for America

Sun, Jan 8, 2012 | By Stephenson Billings

This is part II of an investigative report entitled, “Halo, The Videogame That Trains Your Teens to Fight for the Nietzschean New World Order.” After witnessing a tousle-haired teen play the Halo video game at a Mom and Pop gadget shop right here in my hometown, right here in the heartland of America, I was shocked. The violence was appalling, and its fanatical message...

Modern Family’s Jesse Tyler Ferguson Plays Gay on TV, But in Real Life He is a Homosexual

Tue, Jan 3, 2012 | By Stephenson Billings

Gingered and sinewy, Jesse Tyler Ferguson floats across television screens with the delicacy of a big city ballet dancer. At times he can be witty, at others fiercely dramatic. Young adults adore him. Some may even fantasize about him. But who is this Jesse really? What does he represent? Ferguson shot to fame as the gay character Mitchell Pritchett on the ABC sitcom Modern...

12 Reasons to Boycott “Game of Thrones” in 2012

Tue, Jan 3, 2012 | By Stephenson Billings

Sorcery, sexuality and socialism make for a nasty threesome. Yet one television program is not afraid to promote this agenda to America’s young adults. Games of Thrones, the newest hit on the HBO Station, has truly broken the barriers of decency with this offensive science fiction action series and it’s about time that parents took notice. Aimed specifically at...

Controversial Rock Band The Phish Plots “Mayhem in Manhattan” This New Year’s Eve

Wed, Dec 21, 2011 | By Stephenson Billings

One of America’s most divisive musical acts is once again raising alarm bells from coast to coast. This time, however, the controversy is not the usual fare of drug arrests and kidnappings, but rather politics. Vermont-based rock group The Phish, sometimes referred to as simply “Phish” by diehard fans, is unscrupulously throwing its support behind the Occupy Wall Street...

“Help! My Roommate Masturbates Too Much!”

Mon, Nov 28, 2011 | By Doc Bacon

Hi, weird but totally serious question for you. Freshman in college here, living with another guy for the first time. My roommate is very cool, a jock type with lots of friends. The thing is I can hear him jerk off at night. First couple of times it was like 3 a.m. but now he doesn’t even try to hide it. Like a few minutes after we turn off the lights he’s doing...