Donald Trump’s bold promise to “drain the swamp” of corruption and foreign influence continues to steamroll through the halls of power in Washington, D.C. On special orders of the President, investigators are now following up on a shocking news report that dissident leader Elizabeth Warren has covert ties to the renegade nation of Canada. One source inside...
Vowing to drain the swamp of “fanatical intellectual extremism,” President Donald J. Trump signed an Executive Order on Tuesday officially adding science to our nation’s terrorist screening database. The move follows a weekend of unprecedented riots at airports from coast to coast. The wide-ranging edict went into effect immediately and concerns anyone involved in the...
Vice President Mike Pence announced on Tuesday that he would work closely with the radical homosexual subculture on the White House’s evolving civil rights agenda. Attempting to allay fears from the extremist left, the V.P. has promised to make the administration’s new FEMA camps both “inclusive and accommodating.” The move comes after liberal activists began gearing...
Vowing to “penetrate the depths” of America’s degeneracy crisis, the Vice President’s office announced plans today to face the gay pornography industry head on. In a statement circulated to senior staff, it was revealed that the White House is erecting a new agency to add weight and girth to censorship efforts initiated by the Federal Communications Commission and...
President Donald J. Trump has ordered FBI Director James Comey to open a “thorough and exhaustive” investigation into leftwing activist Alec Baldwin today over suspected foreign involvement in his career. The move comes after Wikileaks revealed on Twitter that it is in possession of a cache of hacked emails from the disgraced actor. Julian Assange heralded the leak as,...
February 20th will be a special day in Washington, D.C. next month. Becca Kushner, the incoming Chief of Protocol of the United States Department of State, has announced that the Federal holiday will recognize the, “the official and entirely legitimate presidency of President Donald Trump this year.” The news “surprised and delighted” Mr. Trump, according to spokeswoman...
President Donald J. Trump’s famously chummy relationship with Russian President Vladimir Putin was off to a sunny start this week. In high level talks regarding a future summit between the two world leaders, the controversial issue of geoengineering was raised. As has been reported continuously for over a decade by the alternative press, certain members of the international...
Citing grievous harm to his personal, multibillion-dollar brand, Donald Trump is taking Alec Baldwin to court. At issue is Baldwin’s “deliberately crude and bombastic” depiction of the president on Saturday Night Live, a late-night comedy program popular with coastal elites. The regular skits have won accolades from the Hollywood set, but have caused endless consternation...
Grappling with the painful legacy of Barack Hussein Obama is going to be a challenge for the Trump administration. From bloated government agencies to illegal foreign trade deals, our new leader has much to address. One of the most vexing questions is what to do with all those FEMA camps. As many now know, Obama built an extensive network of detainee centers to house conservative...
Jeff Sessions, that proud son of Alabama, did something incredibly patriotic today. Vowing to protect, “that unique symbol of Southern dignity,” President Trump’s pick for Attorney General announced that the new administration would make it a crime to burn the Confederate flag. As a United States Senator, Sessions has long fought against flag desecration. He has voted...
