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New CIA Head: Putin Was Trump’s Puppet This Entire Time

Sat, Jan 21, 2017 | By Moishe Mustafa McPhearson

Incoming CIA chief Mike Pompeo stunned Rush Limbaugh’s listeners this afternoon with a revelation on Russian hacking that finally puts this dangerous scandal to rest. In a short interview conducted on the wildly popular radio program, Trump’s pick to head America’s intelligence agency announced that Vladimir Putin was merely acting on orders of the new president and...

Trump To Offer Heartfelt Apology for the War of Northern Aggression

Sat, Jan 21, 2017 | By Derby Mack

President Donald J. Trump is set to announce an official apology for one of the darkest moments in American history. According to several White House sources, Mr. Trump will formally condemn the actions of the United States Government during the Civil War. The conflict, which took place from 1861 to 1865, left much of the South devastated and cost hundreds of thousands of...

To Combat Fake News, President Trump Orders “Tiny Hands,” “Thin-Skinned” and “Orangutan” Censored From AOL Search

Sat, Jan 21, 2017 | By Henricus Institor

For far too long, our democracy has been threatened by the greedy corporate media elite. But all that is about to change. President Donald J. Trump announced a new campaign today to stem the tide of “fake news” destroying our freedom. As part of the White House’s new “Platinum Integrity Initiative,” dangerous keywords will be censored from a coalition of America’s...

Vice President Pence Asks Government Homosexuals to Register With His Office, Sign Chastity Oath

Sat, Jan 21, 2017 | By Stephenson Billings

In one of his first acts in office, Vice President Mike Pence has asked LGBT employees of the Federal Government to make themselves known. The voluntary directive covers all agencies under the authority of President Trump, from NASA to the Pentagon. Beginning Monday, January 23, 2017, all self-identified homosexuals and bisexuals will need to register through a formal declaration...

Can President Trump Effectively Sterilize the Poor?

Wed, Nov 9, 2016 | By Doc Bacon

In our border states and urban ghettos, we have a poverty problem that is costing normal taxpayers hundreds of billions of dollars a year. Often this epidemic bleeds into the rest of the population, causing devastating health crises that further destabilize our democracy. Politicians have known about this catastrophic state of affairs for decades now, but none has been brave...

President Trump’s Necessary Answer to the Liberal Question: Obama’s FEMA Camps

Wed, Nov 9, 2016 | By Derby Mack

The Liberal Question is as old as American history itself. From the days of Andrew Jackson to the 1950s, patriots have risen up against radical leftist parasitism. Now, for the first time in decades, our nation may finally have the chance to separate the aliens in our midst from faithful citizens. The so-called democrats of today are little more than international socialists....

Under Trump, Life in the Hipster Ghettos Will Face Renewed Scrutiny

Wed, Nov 9, 2016 | By Stephenson Billings

From Austin to East Bushwick, America’s unsanitary hipster slums pose a unique challenge for the presidency of Donald J. Trump. Illicit drug use is rampant. Sexual deviancy is even more so. Pot-bellied degenerates with long, oily beards wander the streets in urine-stained rags. They sing songs of entitlement and self-proclaimed victimhood. The women give themselves over...

Every Trump Supporter Has a Duty to Publicly Denounce the Enemies Within Our Ranks

Wed, Nov 9, 2016 | By Derby Mack

Victory has bloated the Trump Nation and now it’s time to cut the fat. Look around you, my fellow patriots. Our incredible string of electoral successes has put us on a clear path to the White House. That glorious flame of power has drawn so many to our heat. Yet now more than ever, our movement is in danger of being co-opted. There are traitors amongst us. Some discredit...

Could Secretary of State Sarah Palin Finally Bring Peace to the Middle East?

Wed, Nov 9, 2016 | By Stephenson Billings

With oil prices collapsing, the crisis in the Middle East is now more urgent than ever. The Saudis are losing their foothold. Iran has been emboldened by Barack Obama’s apologetic gestures. Syria invites the Russian hand, and Putin dreams of rebuilding his foreign policy bona fides. Elsewhere, Pakistan and Israel and Turkey are facing defining moments. ISIS seems unstoppable....

Dow 36,000 and 10 Million New Jobs in First Year of Trump Presidency, Economists Say

Wed, Nov 9, 2016 | By Stephenson Billings

Over the past several months, Presidential candidate Donald J. Trump has put forth an ambitious proposal for rethinking America’s budgetary quagmire. His tax plan would dramatically reduce marginal tax rates for all Americans, a new analysis has found, while curtailing Federal expenditures by up to $20 trillion. Factoring in reduced interest costs and considering the macroeconomic...