It was a horrible week for the English. Two of the nation’s most revered icons were brought down a peg when a cache of hardcore naked pictures was released on the internet. With frightening clarity, they reveal the ruddy pale flesh so common in this cloudy, unpleasant land. While the English are often thought of as Europe’s most civilized people, this sudden surge of British porn could certainly damage that reputation permanently.
Homosexual Pop star Elton John, the gay musician behind such hits as Daniel and Honky Tonky, appeared in one snapshot with his buttocks in all their outrageous fullness, pert and robust like a glazed ham. The radical homosexual performer is well known for his x-rated antics, and for many observers this latest stunt only underscores the underlying immorality of contemporary rock music. Unsurprisingly, hardcore gay porn sites like “The Sword” fawned, drooled and titillated themselves over the photos, lusting with inexplicable salaciousness over every detail of Sir John’s porcine nudity.
In another photo released by the gay gossip site TMZ, Price Harry looks taut and sinewy, muscled and tender. It’s an offensive sight that poses more questions than it answers. While the relationship between the Prince and Sir Elton is not exactly known, rumors that the two are “familiar” have circulated on the internet for years. Indeed, Elton was a close friend to Harry’s mother, Princess Diana and even performed a few tunes at her funeral.
In the gay subculture, many younger men are attracted to older men. They call the youths “twinks” and the older men “sugar daddies” or “daddy bears.” The sexual acts that such couples engage in are uniquely foul, though there are literally thousands of videos on the internet depicting such scenarios in disgusting, infuriating and flamboyant detail.