Did Leonard Nimoy Have Antonin Scalia Killed to Give Obama Enough Supreme Court Votes to Cancel the 2016 Election?

Posted on by Stephenson Billings
Justice Scalia was a trailblazer in the fight against hardcore sexual perversion.

Justice Scalia was a trailblazer in the fight against hardcore sexual perversion.

The news wires are heating up with the very polished press release about Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia’s tragically untimely death. The man, considered one of the greatest heroes of Constitutional law in both the 20th and 21st centuries, could not have left America at a more crucial moment. Yet there are already rumors that this passing is a bit too convenient for the Obama White House just as Hillary Clinton’s campaign is stumbling.

One major issue for Clinton is that her email scandal threatens to completely derail her candidacy. According to numerous insiders, the Republicans are holding back the most damning information until she is actually chosen as the Democratic nominee. At that point, they will release reams of documents implicating her in a host of federal crimes. In such a scenario, the FBI would be forced to indict the former Secretary of State. These complications would assuredly give the Republican presidential candidate the inside track on taking back the Oval Office.

Donald Trump’s appeal to American patriotism has become one of the gravest worries of Democrat Party elites, particularly if he taps Sarah Palin and former President George W. Bush for his adminstraiton, as some have suggested. They fear his passionate populism could lead a revival in both houses of Congress. A strong Republican presidency would almost certainly derail any liberal globalist schemes and prevent the United Nations from seizing more of America’s sovereignty.

Nimoy used predictive programming to seed the media with Illuminati messages of false utopia.

Nimoy has been consolidating Illuminati power since faking his own death.

Nimoy’s Hand in the Assassination
The wild card in this equation is likely Leonard Nimoy, who various leaked reports have identified as the newest leader of the Illuminati. While there is much debate about that secretive group’s ultimate motives, many citizen journalists suspect that they are expanding their control through both European-style socialism and Bilderberg-group branded international cooperation schemes. The recent Climate Change summit is the perfect example of this, as it gives foreign authorities the power to override both Congressional and Constitutional protections. As many know, the presence of the United Nations on American soil will lead to gun seizures and restrictions on Christian freedom of speech.

Illuminati supporters such as gun control activists, marijuana propagandists and the recruiters of sodomy are likely to immediately benefit from the Justice’s death. They will now have more room to promote their disturbing agendas on a national legal front.

Coincidentally enough, Marfa, Texas — the site of Scalia’s death — is reputedly a hotbed of radical liberal activity. Not only is the town well known for its alien contact and shrine to anti-figurative artist Donald Judd, the locale is also home to the International Woman’s Foundation, a communist front group. In addition, it was here that socialist novelist Ben Lerner wrote his infamous paean to out-of-wedlock childbirth, “10:04.”

Nimoy, the crowned “Pinnacle of the Draco,” has been consolidating power over liberal groups ever since he faked his own death last February. He has been commended in some quarters for brilliantly out-maneuvering the old guard of Rockefellers and the Rothschilds as he plots a technology-savvy future for the New World Order. It’s well known that Nimoy’s own radical liberalism was threatened by Scalia’s commitment to American exceptionalism, as best exemplified in his passionate defense of the court’s Citizens United ruling.

For his part, Justice Scalia was a fervent fighter against hardcore homosexuality. With his shocking assassination, a new wave of perversion may be unleashed. Many pundits are openly wondering how this news will be celebrated in the sweaty bathhouses and sadomasochistic dungeons in our largest metropolitan areas. Beyond the next days and months of sodomite orgies commemorating Scalia’s murder, there will come a new wave of homosexual challenges to our fundamental laws. Polygamy, illegal aliens, nudism and marijuana abuse are just a few of the top items on the Gay Agenda’s list. And Obama, using the mandate of a third term, seems anxious to shove these new depths of debauchery down our nation’s throat.

 

  • Jack

    Are you serious? Spock has bigger fish to fry, like Klingons!

    • tomamitai

      Klingons are best roasted over an open flame, basted with a sauce made from targ blood and Vulcan port.

      • MyLovelyNose

        Maaaaaj.

        • Jack Trades

          I got that. Pretty funny!

      • Screw the Port, give me Romulan Ale with that!

        • Edward Green

          Damn, you beat me to it.

      • AmusedAgain

        Actually, Klingon is a dish best served cold, with a light reduction of revenge, on the side.

        • CrazedLeper

          “Reduction.” Nice touch.

      • kpwn

        with a side of Jar Jar Binks and a nice Gargle-Bargle

        • ta2joe

          did you mean pan neptunian gargle blaster? if so remember that you should always have a tea towel at the ready. just in case.

      • Mmmmmmm….KLINGONS in targ blood!

      • Edward Green

        And Romulan ale.

      • Only the female variety please, and I would prefer to eat her alive, roasting Near an open flame.

    • swishmeister

      “He’s dead, Jim!!”

      • NZ_Seaweed

        But not as we know it ?

    • Mannock

      And Scalia wasn’t a Klingon? Do some research, my friend.

      • kpwn

        Klingon
        Skaligula
        Teksas
        Pillow Kase

        Koinkidenke?
        or magik hypnotik keyboard poltergeist?
        You dekide!

  • Sherry

    Please say that this is satire in bad taste.

    • The Werewolf

      Please say that you’re not serious…

      • kpwn

        Shirley she’s Sherry, which some people find tastier than Chardonnay

        • Edward Green

          I do, and don’t call me Shirley.

      • BobFromDistrict9

        I am not serious.

        I don’t think he is either.

    • Angela Monger

      You do know that Nimroy is dead, right?

      • Stephenson_Billings

        People in the know have known that Nimoy faked his death for over a year now.
        Did Leonard Nimoy Fake His Own Death So He Could Seize Control of the Illuminati?
        http://harddawn.com/leonard-nimoy-seize-control-of-illuminati/

        • kalena426

          Wow are you for real? Leonard Nimoy and Antonin are both DEAD. DEAD. Not faked their death dead, DEAD DEAD.

          • johnsawyer

            That’s what THEY want you to think. Therefore, if that’s what you think, it’s because THEY want you to think that. Ipso facto.

          • Elray28

            Is being so stupid painful, or more of a numbness?

          • johnsawyer

            Well, it depends on the time of day, what I’ve had for breakfast, and…WAIT A MINUTE! You TRICKED me! Just for that: Cogito ergo summa cum laude to YOU, friend!

          • Elray28

            No worries. Now, tell me ALL about how the moon landing was faked.

          • BobFromDistrict9

            The moon landing was not faked.

            The real problem was hiding the assistance of the “Ancient Astronauts.”

          • Elray28

            Koo koo

          • Whitey

            And remember, semper ubi sub ubi.

          • Toby1

            He is being paid to do this. It is counter intelligence to make the idea that Scalia was murdered seem silly. Stop people asking questions.

          • Kaylee-Aurora

            Woah, you blew my mindddddd! That all makes sense now!

          • Elray28

            He had high blood pressure, heart disease, he was overweight, and 79 years old. Shocking that he would have a heart attack. This MUST be a conspiracy. LOL

          • Toby1

            He was a supreme court justice who was ENEMY NUMBER ONE of the Obama administration, and the main barrier to their plans to change America by force.
            He is not just some old guy. he is a MAJOR political figure in a time of political crisis. Yet NOBODY CARED TO FIND OUT WHY HE ACTUALLY DIED?
            The body was QUICKLY treated to make autopsy impossible. The cause of death was CHANGED from heart attack to ‘natural causes’. he was declared dead by PHONE, the magistrate never even saw the body. He was WITHOUT his security guards that night, on his own in a ranch owned by a Democrat ‘fixer’.
            But you see nothing strange. Have you ever considered becoming a homicide detective? DON’T.

          • Elray28

            The ‘fixer’ who owned the ranch was a close friend of Scalia’s. He had a great many liberal friends, and spoke very highly of Obama’s appointee, Keegan. He was OBESE, had very high blood pressure and made TWO visits to his doctor in the week before his trip. On the night of his death, he ate a very gluttonous meal. The DA in the county he died in is VERY conservative and saw no reason to investigate, because there were no signs AT ALL of foul play. No, I see nothing ‘strange’. I see a crazy person on the internet jumping to a bunch of silly conclusions without a shred of EVIDENCE to back up a single one of them. You are an Infowars reading imbecile ‘educated’ by the internet. You are probably hiding in mommy’s basement as we speak. Just another conspiracy nut-job peeking through the blinds. You are the very definition of stupid and paranoid.

          • Toby1

            That is all very interesting. You might be right. Or you might be wrong. That is why we have these things called AUTOPSIES. It may be that the Texan cops on the scene saw no evidence of foul play. BUT THEY PROBABLY DON’T INVESTIGATE HIGH LEVEL POLITICAL ASSASSINATIONS VERY OFTEN DO THEY. The cops and the magistrate should have WAITED for instructions from higher up. Maybe they did. And the orders were ‘clean it up’.
            This is not some local old guy who popped his cloggs. This is a crucially important political figure who held GREAT POWER to restrain the current administration and the casual manner in which his death was swiftly and suspiciously tidied up STINKS to high heaven.
            And it is not just ME saying this. Veteran homicide detectives and intelligence personnel are also voicing concern about it.
            I do not get my news from infowars. I get it from the full range of available sources, including the left wing rags that you probably do.
            I live in the south of France with my 3 dogs and my Mommy has been dead for 5 years. So go fuck yourself you arrogant little jerk.

          • bobkauten

            Is AUTOPSIES always spelled in all caps?
            You should get that straight, before you enroll in secret superhero school of forensics.
            Toby, you’re 10 years old. Does your mommy know that you’re claiming she’s dead? I’ll tell her, next time I’m with her.

          • Toby1

            You are lucky I can’t smack you in your little teeth. My Mother is dead. Go jump off a bridge you verminous creep.

          • kpwn

            try it from a step stool?

          • Elray28

            I’m sure having such an idiot loser for acsin did nothing to add years to her life. What a disappointment you must have been.

          • bobkauten

            It’s not luck, baby boy.
            It’s your lack of courage.

          • Elray28

            Autopsies are performed if there is EVIDENCE of foul play, moron, and ONLY with the consent of next of kin. I think we should exhume your mother and give her an autopsy, because you are a CRAZY person.

          • BobFromDistrict9

            False on both counts. Consent is not necessary. Remember, those closest to the deceased are the first suspects.

            There has to be clear evidence of natural causes to not have an autopsy.

          • Elray28

            CORRECT on both counts. An autopsy can be ordered if there is evidence of foul play, or the family can request one. There is no evidence of foul play, and the family did not request one, so there will be no autopsy. What part of this don’t you understand?

          • Elray28

            Toby, you are a driveling idiot and you bore me. Have a good day.

          • Ron Stuckwey

            There r many Toby’s in America. Fox news stole their brains a long time ago. Toby is beyond help; thinks he’s smart, knows he’s right. Will go to his grave not realizing he was totally wrong, because Fox news will never tell him. A normal person would be embarrassed to say what he does. Not Toby1.

          • RaymondBenne

            While you are , of course, correct in all the above. They still should have done an autopsy. It is and was obvious the nutjobs would call foul play and an autopsy would have reduced that. Though of course not eliminated it

          • Ron Stuckwey

            But the …”nut jobs” would have said the autopsy was faked. Done by a liberal coroner appointed by Loretta Lynch. O, yah, they will flip flop back and forth to fit the narrative. When Obama presented his birth certificate at their request they said it was fake. When Loretta Fuddy verified Obama’s birth C as real and died later they said he killed her, ………it goes on and on and on. They have the Clinton’s killing over 90 people.

          • bobkauten

            I think that you should consider, during your freshman year at superhero homicide detective school, telling your instructor this hypothesis. Perhaps you’ll be offered the psychiatric help that you so desperately need. Did you use your secret decoder ring to translate this message?
            We strike at dawn!

          • Ron Stuckwey

            more satire, right?

          • Toby1

            Because things like this never happen in the world. There there. It’s all safe now.
            Obama’s gonna buy you a rocking horse, so long as you pray to Allah of course.

          • Ron Stuckwey

            “There there?” …….more satire, right?

          • kpwn

            This big big big headed harddawn man is crazy!!!!
            The LAYERS of XXXL Memories Pizza boxes tells the tale!!!

          • Ron Stuckwey

            And he smoked..

          • BobFromDistrict9

            It is a conspiracy. It’s the Fundy Christians creating a martyr to get Marco Rubio elected. Or was that Ted Cruz?

            They all look alike.

          • Elray28

            You, sir, are a driveling idiot.

          • kpwn

            et loris epsom.

            and it tasted awful.

          • chicken thief

            Right-t-t-t–t. Next you’ll claim JFK and Elvis are dead, too.

          • kalena426

            Elvis is a Vampire and JFK is hiding in space.

          • Allen Booth

            “Elvis is a vampire and JFK is hiding in space.”
            Where LBJ put him.

          • longtail

            Didn’t LBJ hang out in West Texas too?

          • rene1220

            And possibly Frank Sinatra and Dean Martin, too.

          • kalena426

            NOOOO way!!

          • Hugh Janus (El Infidel)

            And Hitler.

          • longtail

            But you make it sound so final. We can still have a 5-4 conservative court, right?

          • kalena426

            Probably not…hopefully who ever is nominated will do what is in the best interest of the people. “Hopefully” is the opportune word.

          • kpwn

            You can have a 10-0 conservative court, if you’ll just vote for McTurtle.

          • kpwn

            hmm, now that you point this out…
            Bela Lugosi is also undead undead undead undead ..
            and Spock’s ears are very very very very pointy…
            you’ve solved the mystery

          • kalena426

            I don’t know about Bela Lugosi…Bauhaus proclaimed “Bela Lugosi’s Dead”…and yes, Spock’s ears were very, very, very, very, very pointy.

          • Ron Stuckwey

            I saw Spock and Lugosi on the “Walking Dead”; Elvis too! Even Scalia appeared, and he’s fresh.

          • BobFromDistrict9

            But that isn’t funny!

          • Ron Stuckwey

            Google ……hard dawn.com……

        • Anton Scalia

          Wow! This is just amazing drivel! A horrifically beautiful spray of literary diarrhea! This hate-filled psychobabble had me and a few friends laughing so hard, we had tears. Oh man, this is just the best!
          You sir, are the most colorfully glorious douche bag I’ve stumbled upon in as long as I can recall! I do wonder, are your thumbs opposable? Can you stand up on two, or do you move around on all fours? I always wonder this, whenever I am in the presence of a gormless troglodyte.

          I would bet my nuts on a chopping block that when your mother shat you into existence, God cried, reached for his holy notebook to log yet another glaring defect on his manufacturing line and was forced to wonder, as he scratched his head, if his self-imposed, resting status as omni-present creator and ruler of the universe might be of considerable exaggeration.

          • Odd Jørgensen

            Shoo, unholy ghoul, shoo!

          • Don

            Interesting and very clever. But one wonders who is Anton Scalia?

          • Gregg Davis

            It’s satire, you know. I myself judge a person’s evolutionary advancement by their ability to discern satire. But is your reply a satirical response to satire? If so, well played, sir.

          • Weird Magnetic Ray

            So you can’t tell if he’s being satirical? Where does that place you on the evolutionary advancement staircase? Sliding down the rail?

        • Jerry Zezas

          And you, apparently, are one of those people in the know. I guess everyone needs something to be proud of. Congrats

        • Sean McLaughlin

          Did Scalia kill himself because he was a closeted latent homosexual that smoked pot??? We just don’t know. I’m not claiming he was, just posing questions. Scalia needs to answer these questions.

        • church bennington

          yes! He faked it and had plastic surgery to look like Stephenson Billings who is writing about faking his own death..I must LOVE this stuff.

        • church bennington

          oh yeah before I go to my isolation tank, WHO is that cute, shirtless boy at the top of the page? I love the way his gun is standing so proudly and deliciously erect. He must be a very good boy to have a gun like that. Is he single? Does he like red heads? If he is your friend and not just some hunky model, please tell him that Church likes him and would like to meet him. He can find me on Christian mingle..Church Bennington, with 2 Ns..oh, right, you can see that.

        • Nelson Simonson

          Elvis, JFK and Hitler are all alive too.

          • kpwn

            Justin Bieber is alive, but disguised as Justin Bieber.

        • Toby1

          You are a disgrace. I hope you are being well paid, for your dirty little PR operation to make it all seem so absurd.

        • Elray28

          You, sir, are an imbecile.

        • MJ jenkins

          I think that George Washington and Thomas Jefferson are still alive and planned this whole thing.

        • CSN

          Don’t believe so. I think this conspiracy theory is dead news.

          • Toby1

            Well done. You are doing exactly what they want you to do.

          • bobkauten

            THEY?
            Oh, my…

          • kpwn

            Oh, my
            … what?
            bobkauten was typing something…
            then… ?

            Did aliens reach in through bobkauten’s refrigerator door and abduct bobkauten?

          • bobkauten

            HELP!
            Note that’s in all caps, so I’m serious.

        • Elray28

          Illogical, Captain.

        • kpwn

          and how often have you heard of anyone breaking out of the know?

      • deAtH-[b+Y]-steReO

        No, didn’t you read the article? He merely faked his death.

      • Jeff

        That’s what he wants you to believe!

      • longtail

        Whoops………never mind.

      • CSN

        Nimoy died February 27, 2015. This guy is unreal..https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leonard_Nimoy.

        I guess he belongs to the same group that keeps saying Elvis Lives.

      • kpwn

        but Nimrod and Kilroy live happily ever after?

    • It’s a response to actual wingnuttery. Have you seen “the Twitter” today? It’s rife with actual stupidity.

      • kpwn

        rife with actual stupidity.
        THAT’S WHAT THEY – oh, nevermind.

    • Brian

      If you’re not already sure then there’s no help for you. I just hope you’re not a Republican

    • Morning Zoo Shows Suck

      No, it’s simply a poorly-crafted attempt to distract simpletons It’s also about as clever as an Episode of South Park, and slightly less funny than a Chelsea Handler stand up routine. In other words, it’s writer wouldn’t be hired to empty the trash at The Onion.

    • Morning Zoo Shows Suck

      No, it’s simply a poorly-crafted attempt to distract simpletons. It’s also about as clever as an Episode of South Park, and slightly less funny than a Chelsea Handler stand up routine. In other words, its writer wouldn’t be hired to empty the trash at The Onion.

      • chicken thief

        You can say that again!

      • kpwn

        Of course! And the writers at The Onion wouldn’t be hired to empty the trash at The Onion!!!
        Don’t you see, now!!!?
        That would make it too easy for The Onion’s writers to steal the The Onion stories!!!
        Scaligula was a pizza-mongering reptilian!!!1! Jade Helm is here!!!!!

    • Please read any disclaimer all over this website.

    • Toby1

      It’s counter intelligence. It’s designed to add an air of the absurd to the whole idea that he was murdered. make it seem silly. This is propaganda designed to kill the real story. Stop people asking questions.

      • bobkauten

        You are certainly counter-intelligence, Toby.
        You’re on the path to self-awareness…

      • kpwn

        “Stop people asking questions.”
        No you can’t stop us!!! America needs to know the truth!!!
        /s

    • Ron Stuckwey

      Since there isn’t a shred of truth in this piece it has to be satire.

      • William Jackson

        Either that or Brietbart.

    • BobFromDistrict9

      this is satire in bad taste.

    • pegpru

      I say the same thing. I’m really hoping that this is a satirical site like The Onion. If it is genuine, Lord help us!

  • Blanche Beecham

    Some are saying the Superbowl 50 Halftime show predicted/ lit the fuse for the death of Justice Scalia as well as a chain of events that will attempt to put a crack in America. Obama will appoint a new Justice who will usher in an age where Presidents can be elected for LIFE, beginning with Obama. The Bushes would not be eligible.

    • Kaylee-Aurora

      Yes they had it all figured and planned before hand and still Hillary Clinton is losing to the old man.

    • Rich Kingdon

      Some are saying you’re an idiot. Those who aren’t need psych meds.

      • Mark Bauermeister

        Some are saying a certain kind of people are literally too stupid to understand Poe’s Law.

        • Maria NoGames

          Well played, Mark.

        • wonderbard

          That certain kind of people being….most people?

        • wonderbard

          I’m too stupid to know what Poe’s Law is.

        • kpwn

          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s_law
          “As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Justin Bieber or Lindsay Lohan approaches 1”
          So, is this The End?

          • kpwn

            maybe not

          • kpwn

            not yet

          • kpwn

            still?

      • wonderbard

        idiots are as idiots do; so says obo’s dead mother as paraphrased by Tom Hanks….

    • Maria NoGames

      In a perfect world. But, nah, that’d be too dreamy, lol.

    • common sense

      U really believe that?

    • Brandon Boggs

      You have to understand that some of these people have their heads so far up their ass they just can’t comprehend what’s going on. They can’t read beneath the surface because most liberals are zombies who have been taught what to think and they can’t think for themselves. It’s sad but that’s what the Zionist media has brainwashed them to be. The Zionist media is of course owned by the Rockafellers…

      • Anton Scalia

        Please tell us more about these liberal zombies who are unable to “read to beneath the surface” or think for themselves. I think I might be one of these people, and perhaps you could help me become smart enough to see that Leonard Nimoy has killed Justice Scalia in order to take over the illuminati. I’m trying to “read beneath the surface,” but can’t seem to figure out how…

        • johnsawyer

          You know, if you were really serious about wanting to know how to read beneath the surface, you’d pony up the money to buy one of the kits they sell here to teach you how to do that. But you probably figure it’s not worth your time to learn a new skill. What will you do when you need to change jobs (you’ll probably be working in a FEMA camp), but you don’t feel like learning new skills?

        • Brandon Boggs

          This comment sums it up perfectly. Where did I say anything about Nimoy? I was simply talking generalities. If you want to know what’s going on look into how the Rothschilds have acquired their wealth and the Kilergi plan. Your so stupid you drew a bunch of information out of my post that isn’t even there. As long as stupid people like YOU are allowed to breed the world is in peril.

          • Jack Trades

            *You’re*

          • Brandon Boggs

            That’s it? Ohhhhhhh you got me there!!! Wowwwwwww!!! The fag, I mean grammar police!!!

          • Jack Trades

            You’re so predictable, you homophobe.

          • Elray28

            Facility with language and the ability to communicate effectively, particularly in your native language, are the single greatest barometers of intelligence that we have. You, sir, have the language skills of a below average 9th grader…at best. Now, go hug your gun and finish reading Infowars. The adults are talking.

          • Brandon Boggs

            I think you need to check your own post you liberal faggot.

          • Elray28

            Spoken like a true dropout. He’s a ‘nurse’ and he calls other people ‘faggot’. Precious.

          • Brandon Boggs

            Spoken like a true libtarded fag boy…lol

          • Elray28

            There is zero chance that a man who uses the word ‘fag’ as much as you do has not sucked a penis…or at least thought about it. It’s like a weird obsession with you, isn’t it? You are a ginger, after all.

          • 10isace2

            take your meds…

          • You’reMamma

            I think someone is voting for Bernie 2016…!!

          • Jeff

            Wow, you put a lot of effort into this.

          • Kermit Thefrog

            You DO realize that you are being PUNKED?

        • church bennington

          now when a liberal zombie goes around looking for brains to eat and he’s in, say Texas, will he starve to death? I find it VERY difficult to read beneath the surface like that smart guy can, my ex-ray vision was stolen by those rocker fellas during the Superbowl. Damn that Beyonce and Obama.

      • Jack Trades

        Brandon, we all see through a glass darkly. Anyone (including you) who thinks that is not true, is farthest away from the light of day.

      • wonderbard

        But of course surely you must know libs don’t fathom the truth because it opposes their decrepit way of life and also cannot know the truth becuase the truth is spiritually withheld from them….God is still in control….but they are not allowed to even know God exists….so they can NEVER know the truth without a relationship with God as truth is given by God….and WITHHELD from those who don not believe in Him….a form of judgement….rejection of the Holy Spirit….the unforgivable sin….it’s all scriptural and plain to see….as the Bible says….let them see who have eyes…..but for those who cannot see….are you getting the drift? Libs have already been judged and sentenced to eternal death in hell for rejecting the Holy Spirit….that is the unforgivable sin!

        • Brandon Boggs

          As a nurse for over 20 years I have NEVER met an Atheist on his/her deathbed…lol. They ALWAYS seem to come around…that’s why when someone says “I’m an Atheist!” I just laugh and say we will see…

          • Jeff

            Isn’t it nice you’ve found each other.

          • don

            As a medic that’s worked ER in a busy Level I trauma hospital for 26 years, I disagree.
            While a lot of people claim religion “on his/ her deathbed”, not all of them do. You shouldn’t use the word “NEVER” when making such a blanket statement.

          • Elray28

            Brandon isn’t so sharp.

          • Elray28

            Nurse. That is SO gay. Did you not want a real man’s job, or could you not get one? I know it’s hard for ginger’s to be taken seriously by other men. That must suck for you, Brandy.

        • bobkauten

          GOD MADE ME AN ATHEIST!
          If you give him the wool, he’ll make ewe one, too!

      • Don

        I can’t (won’t even try) to refute what you say but some legitimate articles / links pertaining to Rockefeller owned media would be helpful in your post.

        • Brandon Boggs

          Why do you need links? Get your lazy ass on Google and research you will see…

          • Elray28

            ‘Educated’ on the internet. That explains much.

    • johnsawyer

      Right as rain, Blanche. Right as rain.

    • Anton Scalia

      Some are saying that the United States of America has an epidemic infection of astonishing stupidity that is spreading like wildfire.

    • Kathy Kelly

      Get your tin foil hat.

    • wonderbard

      For life? Thus predicting a hasty incumbent death?

      • kpwn

        or an early birth.

    • Jack Trades

      The Bushes would not be eligible? Well, at least we have something to be thankful for!

    • Don

      Not sure what “Superbowl 50 Halftime” has to do with anything especially Justice Scalia.
      As far as “put a crack in America,” that I can understand since the “crack in America” is already in place. Whoever wants to destroy America has already done irreparable harm going all the way back to 1973 ( or further?).

      • Blanche Beecham

        There are those that can see and understand and those that continue to be willfully ignorant. Don, I think we all want to be on the right side of history – but the future is already written and decided. If you understood, you would already know that. Prepare the bunker is all I can say.

        • J.Austin

          Are you always this stupid or did you have to take lessons? This is the dumbest load of crap I’ve heard yet. Seek help fast, you’re brain dead.

    • Jeff

      That’s why it started with Vida la Viva Loco. They want us all speaking Spanish.

  • KJB007

    I’m so happy to here that Leonard Nimoy faked his death. I wasn’t sure, yet I hoped. Will keep it on the down low. Thanks for the tip.

    • Kjell Asdal

      He sub-lets a room at Elvis’s apartment.

      • MyLovelyNose

        That’s a LIE. It was Jim Morrison’s pad.

        • Peter Eng

          I thought he crashed at Jim’s until Elvis could finish clearing out the spare room.

          I could be wrong, though.

          • Bill

            So tru Elvis had to clear out all the empty spoon bread pans…

      • Diri Kiju

        I think Howard Hughes is also their roommate

      • 10isace2

        and he eats at Burger King…

    • Tom

      Here? Wow…that shows your education level.

  • alkh3myst

    Leonard! They’re on to us! Run!

  • Brett

    OMFG!!!!! I LOVE a good conspiracy read, cause some of them are true! This is just beyond crack-pot though. OMG! LOLOL There is a padded cell and a straight jacket waiting for the author of this lunacy.

    • Martin B

      There should be a padded cell and a straight jacket waiting for people who consistently misread satire.

      • RoninNY

        a tin hat should be waiting for idiots who misread that this is NOT satire. The jokers who run this site say

        “Our hope for this website is that it becomes the intellectual
        foundation for a new era of thinking. We CAN reject the paradigm that is
        built on spreading sloth and Satanism, socialism and sexual perversion.

        They believe this crap.

        • You really think Hard Dawn (say it out loud) is NOT satire?

        • Mark Bauermeister

          You think a satirical website would not also include a satirical “about” section? Really?

          • RoninNY

            need a disclaimer on your post- mental blindness. Read the other posts here. idiots like Kaylee are buying this crap. That’s an idiotic argument to say that a site that is all about BS conspiracies is ‘satire’ even when it doesn’t call itself satire. Do you also think Alex Jones is satire?

          • angie497

            Most of us *hope* that Alex Jones is satire. Sadly….

          • thecolonel1

            You sound like Alex Jones.

          • RoninNY

            I despise Alex Jones, idiot.

          • wonderbard

            Who is Alex Jones? Please enlighten me and forgive my ignorance….I’m old!

          • wonderbard

            Never mind…I don’t need to bore you….I’m off to search the internet for Alex Jones….I’ll be back….enlightened!

          • Odd Jørgensen

            There`s 2 Alex Joneses, one with a big schlong, and one that just IS a big schlong..

          • johnsawyer

            RoninNY – That’s right, there’s no way a satirical website wouldn’t identify itself as such. After all, it’s the law–if you’re satirical, you gotta say so.

          • RoninNY

            right, I didn’t say that. I’ve encountered pages like this before and if you think there are NOT sites like this that ARE real, you’ve had too much happy juice.

          • Mark Bauermeister

            Alex Jones usually tries to be taken seriously with their conspiracy theories.

            I doubt a site that has an article with the title “Does This Flamboyant Australian Doctor Hold the Secret Key to Losing World War III?” amongst the currently trending results assumes people take it seriously.

          • kpwn

            No, you are wrong and Bela Scaligula is right. Nowhere in the constitution do you find the word “satire”.
            /s

        • Anton Scalia

          I’m going to call brilliant satire on this entire website. It’s just too perfect to be real. I’ve yet to Google the sites name or the authors name – but I’m laughing so hard right now over all of the articles on the site… I’m pretty sure that half the commenters are paid to contributors to this beautiful satire !

          • RoninNY

            OK, I did a search. Not much about this site or the author. I found a couple that say they think these people are funny because they believe this crap, and one openly satirical page said this
            “The insight of Hard Dawn is that there’s a certain combination of absurdity and curiosity that piques readers’ interest. Hard Dawn is able to use that combination to have fun. Right wing web sites are using that same combination to spread misinformation, fear and hatred”
            So, basically, it’s all assumptions. It might be satire, or it might be so stupid it’s funny. So, either way it can be a laugh.

        • wonderbard

          But this IS NEW THINKING! Anyway; if Scaliua really has left the planet he is in a much better place. YOU MUST AGREE TO THAT!!!!

      • Anton Scalia

        Martin, I didn’t think I was going to find someone in this thread, dumber than the author of this article. Thanks for giving me this refreshing surprise !

        • Martin B

          Anton, perfect made up troll name, of course, but if you seriously think a website with the name “Hard-On” is not satire, then you have serious comprehension deficiencies.

      • wonderbard

        Then that means Scalia knew huis life was on the line so he faked his own death!
        Now do I have this right? He is living with Morrison, Elvis and Nimoy at an undisclosed location….or did they leave and fly to the dark side of the moon where clonists have been living for decades?

    • johnsawyer

      How do you know that none of this is true? Do you have proof and everything?

  • Kaylee-Aurora

    I always knew Obama wouldn’t leave the White House this year. This guy will do anyhting to take away our freedom. First it was the death councils and than the Fema camps and taking our guns and homosexual marriage and now this? Its a never ending nightmare in America. No wonder the economy is in the dump.

    • RoninNY

      are you joking or on meth?

      • Blanche Beecham

        Laugh all you want, you won’t be laughing when the Black Panthers are on your doorstep and your children are required to have tattoos. Are you joking? Because I’m not. Obama will not be out of office until he has rounded up all the Christians, taken away all our guns and brought Agenda 21 to every American household. Go ahead and mock and chuckle, we shall see who laughs last from the safety of their underground bunker!

        • supermouse35

          Wow, and people like you actually believe liberals are the stupid ones.

          • Truth_in_Defense

            You are an anti constitution partisan.. Which makes it clear that you are the stupid one.

          • supermouse35

            There’s more to the Constitution than the 2nd Amendment, you do know that, right?

          • Pony Bell

            Yeah and the second amendment assures us of all the other amendments, however it hasn’t done a very good job as of yet, being that we have lost the 4th, 5th and on the verge of losing 1st and 2nd, not to mention several violations of the constitution in play right now!

          • thecolonel1

            What the fuck is an “anti-constitution partisan”? You really need to get a strong laxative, and stop wearing your underwear on the outside. You make a wonderful argument for eugenics.

          • Blanche Beecham

            It doesn’t have to be that way. If only Liberals could see how conservative policies are better and in many ways more “liberal” and “democratic” than those the so called Liberals come up with.

          • kpwn

            /s

        • Stephenson_Billings

          Speaking truth to the brainless, BB!

          • Blanche Beecham

            Stephenson, we will shine in the cloak of our good works. For now that cloak needs to protect us from the demon dung being thrown in all directions! Truth will conquer all! WE FLY WITH EAGLES! CA-CAW CA-CAW!

          • Jack Trades

            That’s just a load of crap. 🙂

        • mudskipper5

          It’s one of the reason I love satirical pieces like this. The real loons can’t tell it is satirical and it draws them out like flies to honey.

        • thecolonel1

          I thought your earlier post was satire.
          Now I realize you’re just another reason why eugenics is a compelling theory.
          Watch out! I’m going to let the lions loose.

        • Stephen G Dzielak

          Hey BB, you sick puppy!!!! You’re having sport with us as much as “Stephenson_Billings” is. If that’s a character out of Dickens, or the films of the Marx Brothers or W.C. Fields, I for one won’t be surprised.

          • Blanche Beecham

            Dzielak is a demon name used by the Illuminati to control the minds of those that see – go ahead, call names, throw your dirt and mud and tiny bits of feces like a white eyed ape in a cage! You are not welcome, DEMON! Pow Gang kotumank rewd angpang fikfok voobuw hewyew lewop pasaque wankingom doupem, OUT! Amen.

          • SarahJ

            You are fucking awesome. Thank you for making this so entertaining.

        • Jack Trades

          Good. He can have my guns, and I’m not one of those fake Christians who paid phony lip service with the phrase “I accept Jesus Christ as my lord and savior” and expected everything to be handed to me on a silver platter after that. Now you might try to tell me that after you accepted him, things got more difficult. And why? Because you expected just the reverse. So believe what you want about the president. I’d much rather believe nothing than the crap most of you right-wing Christians seem to believe.

          • Pony Bell

            What bible do you read? Because most of what you are referring to as right wing Christians believing is prophecy in the holy bible and it just so happens that it is being fulfilled right now! I can’t say that this article is true but there is a NWO trying to take over right now! The constitution was written by men who believed in god as our creator and wrote the constitution to limit the governments power to prevent a power of authority from impeding on the rights given to us by our creator! Anyone trying to take our god given rights away is evil so give up your right to bear arms and you are giving into evil! It’s one thing if you give them up of your own free will but it’s another if you give them up because someone demands you to. You have the right to deny reality but you can’t deny the consequences of reality mate, sticking your head in the sand will not make the problems we have as a people of what is supposed to be a free nation go away!

          • Jen_Baker_VA

            Why did God wait nearly 2000 years to give us our God given rights?

          • Pony Bell

            He didn’t, wait, we had them from the beginning of time. So are referring to the constitution being written 2000 years later or guns being made 2000 years later, the right given to us by god is to protect outselves, especially from those in power! That’s why the constitution states that we have the right to be equally armed as the government because if we aren’t then our god given right in defending ourselves is pretty much useless!

          • kpwn

            2000 years? Where did you read that nonsense? Guns created God from Adam’s cold dead hand, on the second day. You can easily find the proof in your NRA Koran, verse pink AK-47.
            unless you’re one of those gunfree pagans!
            /s

          • Jack Trades

            Who said anything about sticking my head in the sand? I just don’t buy into everything people are so accustomed to calling ‘authority.’ Some people take the Bible as literal history, some take seriously the ‘prophecy’ part. Some both. I don’t take either.

          • Blanche Beecham

            I’ve been reading information from the deep internets and watching dark you tube to really intensify my learning of the Illuminati. What I found is there are a lot of gross light surgery videos of abscess and boil drainage, ear wax extraction and such. I think it was intended to memorize or trance the inquirer, dissuade them from seeking answers further.

            Anyway, Jack, your comment reminded me that I needed to work on that some more.

        • t albert

          You think Agenda 21 is bad; have you gotten a look at Agenda 22? God help us…

        • Robert Harris

          Please, please, please tell me this is sarcasm . .

      • Truth_in_Defense

        You are on meth. You demoncrat..

        • RoninNY

          You and the other shit eaters here are brainwashed dumbfucks.

          • thecolonel1

            That’s deep.

      • kalena426

        Yes, Kaylee is a patient at Agnews Facility in Napa.

      • Anton Scalia

        Neither, she is merely, gormless troglodyte. They write stuff like this. 👍

    • DrPlokta

      Obama was never going to leave the White House this year, because the Constitution calls for him to stay in office as President until January 2017.

      • Truth_in_Defense

        But he does not accept the constitution. He thinks he is the god.

        • thecolonel1

          Which god?

    • Stephenson_Billings

      Great points Kaylee! I think every American needs to be very worried right now. The democrats have a long history of voter fraud, as Derby was pointing out in his report yesterday.

      • thecolonel1

        Please post a legitimate source about voter fraud, otherwise, go back upstairs, mom needs to change your diaper.

        • Kaylee-Aurora

          Are you blind to the news or something? How do you think Obama won in the first place? And Biden?

          • Jack Trades

            Must be the same way Bush won.

    • Stephen G Dzielak

      I’m on to you, Kaylee-Aurora….or should I use your real name:Sascha Baron-Cohen?…or are you truly nutso?…in which case, you probably answer to multiple names.

    • kalena426

      You are right…his term ends December 31, 2016. Please look at the recession we were in in 2007. It was Leonard Nimoy and Antonin Scalia’s fault.

      • Ruth scollan

        His term ends 1/20/2017.

        • kalena426

          Excuse me for being off by 20 days.

          • kpwn

            well, warp speed is only eleventy-twice the speed of light, so strange things happen to time.

    • Robert Harris

      wow ..I hadn’t realized that Obama took away your right to heterosexual marriage!

    • johnsawyer

      I was on one of the death councils for a while, but I didn’t kill enough people, so they sent me to one of the FEMA camps, and took away my Internet access. Bastards! Wish they’d put me back on that death council, I’d show their asses…

      • Jack Trades

        LOL!!

    • Anton Scalia

      Wow this comment is almost as good as the article. First, those pesky imaginary death councils that never existed. Then, those pesky imaginary FEMA camps that never existed. Next, all of those guns of ours that were never taken away from anybody. After that, homosexual marriage – the only brainfart inside that tiny little head of yours that is actually true.

      And with gas prices lower than they have been in 20 years, the emoyment rate rising faster than it has since Bill Clinton left office, and our treasury department long since having stated that the recession is officially over… It’s no wonder that people think the economy is in the dump, who also think that death panels and FEMA camps are real.

      There is something about astonishing stupidity that never ceases to entertain me, put a smile on my face and a giggle in my belly.

      • johnsawyer

        Do you have photos that PROVE there are no FEMA camps? Or no death councils? If not, you know where you can stick them!

        • Elray28

          I smell crazy people

        • kpwn

          Scaligula had to be silienced. He had the photos of the videos that proves the photos were real, but the Scaligula family’s Fiorina ate the photo video photos when the cupboard ran empty of triple cardiac toppings pizzas.
          The only remaining copies laid in nonigram globules of microtextuals in Noni’s noggin.
          All real american patriots know that ObamAliens always extract microtextuals with liberal pillows.
          James O’Keefe filled in the rest of the evidence.
          Slamdunk.
          /s….

    • SarahJ

      No he won’t be leaving office this year. Though it is an election year the change of power comes next year. Just needed to clarify that.

  • diogenes

    The illuminati is so many layers into this we will never figure out what they really want to say and especially with all the crazy things happening lately it really feels like this is a important time for all humans and despite what Obama and his image makers are selling the truth is like ten levels deeper into the matrix which is really why I wonde if Nimoy is just a puppet of the others who want us to get distract my the media shit show while they rob us blind and make everyone slaves to major media networks especially primetime tv shows and if you watch Law and Order or that J’Lo show its all about activating a police force sympathy when in reality the troops are being armed to take over our cities and install Sanders as the new king.

    • tomamitai

      Colonel Sanders is the new Burger King?

    • thecolonel1

      So how did that Jade Helm thing work out for you?

  • False Flag! Scalia is just a deep cover, sleeper agent, crisis actor. If you believe he “died” you probably believe “school shootings” and the Oregon standoff were real. There’s a sucker born every minute.

    • Stephenson_Billings

      I respect your opinion but I will hold off judgement until I read. So far, not much has shown up onthe message boards or Corbett Report or Youtube, so I have my doubts.

      • johnsawyer

        Don’t you have access to the Deep YouTube? it’s all there! Proof, and everything!

        • kpwn

          The Deep Youtube has been super-seceded by the DupeTube. Adjust your Trihorn Phasers to Full Pink, soldier!

    • t albert

      Well Scalia was brilliant as Cheswick in the movie”One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest!”

  • tiaraboo

    No doubt about it…Another good man added to the corrupt Clinton/Obama KILL LIST!

  • William DeMarco

    It’s called ‘Hard Dawn’, guys…

    • sunwukong

      One down 4 to go. 1st thing we should do after the trump-clinton team ushers sanders into office is impeach the supremes (if they don’t have the grace to follow scalia to hell.)

      • tomamitai

        What about Diana Ross, is she OK?

      • Truth_in_Defense

        You mean bush and clinton

    • t albert

      I “see all…us”…

  • The author seems curiously concerned and fixated about homesexulaity

    • Truth_in_Defense

      You seem to be okay for it????

    • Blanche Beecham

      Most sex is Home sex, so I don’t understand your comment.

      • kpwn

        ok, but home-sex-u-laity is secret code word for a homies orgy in the pews.

  • Missy Jones

    GENIUS theory, except for the fact that Leonard Nimoy is dead. Perhaps you should consider being old & fat possible causes of death.

    • Stephenson_Billings

      FALSE

    • johnsawyer

      Missy Jones – Didn’t read the article, did you?

  • spencer meier

    I plan to order more large size aluminum foil hats for all my friends and family. I understand the Sarah Palin brand is the best made.

  • patriot

    Spock’s teeth live on forever, on Leonard’s night table

    • kpwn

      i knew that spock hid his vampire fangs in plain site!
      knew it knew it knew it knew it knew it

  • peterpun

    “Polygamy, illegal aliens, nudism and marijuana abuse are just a few of the top items on the Gay Agenda’s list.”
    Wow, promise? Sounds Great!!

  • Ole Man

    Has to be satire.
    He was never considered a great hero of anything or anyone except the KKK.

    • Stephenson_Billings

      That’s pretty insulting considering the men dedicate his life to holding up the TRUE values of the Constitution unlike cultural marxists like Obama and Hillary who are just trying to shove every sort of sexual perversion down our throats. No wonder so many imbeciles are wwilling to hand over there guns to the socialists.

      • t albert

        There were more than one Scalias?

        • Blanche Beecham

          That would make sense on many levels.

      • Ole Man

        ROFL!
        Your interpretation of the Constitution, maybe.
        Not anyone who loves freedom.

  • steveden

    You’re aware that Scalia was found dead in a gay brothel, right?

    • Stephenson_Billings

      There’s a gay brothel in Marfa? Sounds more like something you of found in Austin or Oak Lawn.

      • steveden

        They had to move the body.

    • Heather

      I really really hope this is true.

      • johnsawyer

        Why would it not be true? I don’t get it.

    • DarthChip19

      No, he was found alive there. That’s why he faked his own death. Why do you think there was no autopsy?

  • John Harmer

    Only one minor problem with this fasco-lunatic’s theory: Leonard Nimoy died on February 27th of last year…duh! But facts are not important when you can make up your own “truths” as the Right is so adept at doing!

  • Luke

    This is possibly the greatest website I have ever come across. “Because morning in America won’t be easy” due to the “Hard Dawn”, contrasted with the image of the nude soldier with a gun for junk. Its hilarious that people think this is not only true, but true enough that Obama and the homosexuals are coming to get them. I suggest you conspiracy theorists look around at the subtle jokes throughout this website, then fold your tin hats somewhere else.

    • Blanche Beecham

      Luke. This is what happens when young people have too much latitude picking entertainment options. PORN KILLS BRAIN CELLS! There is nothing wrong with the male form, glistening with strength and power and symbolically enhanced with a semi automatic rifle. Nothing wrong with that image of patriotic bravery. When we start saying “junk” we denigrate the creator for making the male form enjoyable to look at. Are you junk, Luke? I don’t think you are so you should maybe think about that before you start shooting your mouth off. And Yes, there are theorists out there, but don’t think that one crazy notion like the Obama must nominate a justice because the court is sitting at 8 members is true just because you read it somewhere. A single theory like that does not make everyone a theorist. Got it? Good.

  • This seems illogical.

  • jimv1983

    Can’t tell if this is satire or just crazy.

  • Ginger Smith Bate

    Leonard Nimoy is dead.

  • Sybil Bruncheon

    LOLOLOL!!!… Nimoy and I have plotting this assassination for years!! What a clever conspiracy, n’est–ce pas?

  • Tom

    Wow, after reading what have been posted, not sure if some of you are just trying to be funny, if you really believe this crap, or if you are really that damn stupid.

  • robert lashambe

    no. she is only qulified to bring a piece

    • Blanche Beecham

      I agree that Sarah Palin would make an amazing Secretary of State. I don’t think we could look at that office in the same way ever again.

  • theresa perry

    YES! YES! Nimoy has waited all these years that the Antichrist has been in office to “stage his own death”. What took him so long? Didn’t you right-wingers KNOW of his evil?? Seems like you would have wiped him out after “Star Trek V”, way BEFORE 2008. Who stole the key to the asylum?

  • simcha42

    i could have enjoyed this more if you left out your own conspiratorial assumption about emails. if there was anything even remotely substantive, we would have known about it by now. the koch brothers and republicans aren’t throwing everything including the kitchen sink at her for nothing.

    • Stephenson_Billings

      The Kochs were framed by the liberal media and “climate change” propagandists.

      • kpwn

        Yeah, Climax Change is totally fake. It’s all done with bitcoin here in the future.
        Everyone except the Liberal-Textuals knows you can grow horse livers on planet Vulcan. For this blessing, we pray to our Koch gods.

  • pegleggreg

    thank god someone is telling the truth

  • Patrick Henry

    Sometimes the best way to misdirect from the truth is to tell the truth with ridicule. It’s generally perceived as a more effective approach than denying the truth. The fact is the death of Justice Scalia benefits the Democrats and their allies immensely as it is right now unless human and/or supernatural forces make moves to adjust their present advantage. How would the game change if Ginsberg, Breyer, Sotomayor, and Kagen were to suddenly die of natural causes when there is no prior major health problems? Or what if the same were to happened to Hillary, Obama and Sanders? Justice Scalia was the best of the best that God created, and those that loved and respected him are the best of the best that God created, but those that hated/feared him are the worst of the worst that God created. No one can doubt, these same latter people are very powerful and hold the vast majority of the world’s wealth and power, and they will do anything to hold onto that wealth and power. So, if they wanted to assassinate Justice Scalia with an untraceable drug or poison for instance, it’s not a matter of if they could do it, it’s just a matter of when they wanted to do it. Do you want to talk about it some more?

    • right on bro right on ..
      power to the pibbles

      • Patrick Henry

        What night is bingo

        • You told me it wasTuesday

          • Patrick Henry

            You’re racist, leave me alone!

          • So that means no bingo I quess

  • Rmoney

    Is this insane screed satire or is it written by lunatics for morons?

  • thecolonel1

    I find it almost incomprehensible that some of the people on this thread are allowed out in public.
    It’s like looking at examples of statements from a log at some psychiatric hospital, of psychotic patients who have completely lost touch with reality, and see images of Jesus in their coffee, or are convinced that Fox News is a legitimate non biased source of information.
    They are amusing though, and a wonderful elixir for building up your own self esteem.

    • Stephenson_Billings

      I can’t agree with you more there but I do believe it’s our calling to keep trying to open there eyes to the larger truths out there. God bless my friend.

    • johnsawyer

      When you really think about it, Jesus is in everybody’s coffee, so knock it off.

  • WmHooper

    This is a joke news site, like the Onion, correct?

  • Stephen G Dzielak

    You know…it’s one thing to make sport of millions of uber-seriously sense’o’humor-deficient lefties, but stirring up seriously pathologically unwell Americans who lurch far to the right and embrace violence is more than a little childish and sadistic.

    • Stephenson_Billings

      Sorry that we challenged you to think for yourself, imbecile. Why don’t you go back to the warm, safe confines of the New York Review of Books personals sections?

      • t albert

        You mean this isn’t the NYReview of Books personals? Dy-amn…so there isn’t going to be a chick meeting me at Starbucks wearing a white rose and carrying an AK 47?…

        • Danusha Diane Goska

          Don’t worry. I’ll be there.

  • Arturo Cortez

    Republican political cow pie propaganda by the slice, and tea, ..

  • Stan Jones

    Wow. You’re as crazy as Victoria Jackson. Her claim is that Obama’s evil conjoined twin , Julio ( the mole beside his nose ) , who is the Anti-Christ , caused Obama to murder Scalia. Julio made him do it , just as he made Obama rig the elections , with the help of Acorn , Mickey Mouse , Donald Duck , the homeless , illegal immigrants , and the walking dead – not the TV show. Just as it was Julio who made him murder Breitfart. Plus all kinds of other stuff.

    • Kaylee-Aurora

      You think your funny but half of what you said it proven true.

    • Blanche Beecham

      Victoria Jackson is a lying sack of gas! She dyes her hair. Does not make her own cupcakes for bake sales and gives away recipes as if they were her own!

  • How stupid are you people?

  • Flodurn

    LMAO!

    Ya, Leonard Nimoy, in cahoots with President Obama, forced Scalia to become100 lbs. overweight, smoke a pack a day and cigars and pipes every night.

  • Ignoranceiscurable

    This is the best satire site I’ve come across in awhile. Motivational children’s party entertainer is great. I can’t believe how many people are falling for this.

    • johnsawyer

      If it makes you more comfortable to believe that’s true, then by all means do. But just think of what your comfort is going to be like when that bubble you live in is pricked by a big pin that comes down from the sky and says “I’m back! Did you help pave the way for my return by clearing out all the fornicators so I don’t have to set my eyes on them this time?”

  • Fancy Drew

    They’ll be moving Christians into the FEMA camps any day now. Thank goodness I have a bunker all prepped for that day.

    • Kaylee-Aurora

      Every patriotic American has a duty to prep!

      • t albert

        Yes, but drinking that prep is nasty…

  • Howard J. Barnett

    I can’t tell if this is sarcasm. Little help?

  • daves

    This is whacked.

  • greenguy

    So when Bernie Sanders is the next president and is inaugurated on Jan 20, 2017 I will come back here and show you folks AGAIN how you shouldn’t buy into conspiracy theories….at least they stay short-term now so they can continually be proven wrong in a short amount of time

  • tracy smith

    Who care how the fat red neck died just as long as he’s dead.

  • kg

    Uh Leonard Nimoy is dead!!! This is so f’n stupid!

  • Deuce_2112

    judas fucking murphy. what kind of brain dead bullshit is this?

    • Blanche Beecham

      Exactly, Deuce_2112. The American people need to wake up and face the fact that we are being sold out, branded and left for downer cattle! Sodomy Agents and Marjuana Spin doctors are doing everything they can to make up down and down up! It is crazy talk!

      • AnnaMossity

        Sodomy Agents, eh? That’s a not half-bad suggestion for a BAND name, Thanks!

  • Herald

    Can’t tell if this is parody or not.

  • Mo

    This is the best satire i have read this year

  • nidur

    There is a little slight problem. Nimoy is dead. He died almost a year ago.

  • Anatoly Zackov

    Nimoy is working with David Bowie, they have been since the latter’s Ziggy Stardust days. It’s all about the space program and Allister Crowley.

    • Danusha Diane Goska

      Spell his name correctly or he’ll come back and haunt you.

  • Terry Olson

    Nice farce.

  • Terry Olson

    Its a good satire, but hope none of the brain dead knuckle draggers actually fall for it. Or actually that would be pretty funny.

  • Munky

    This is Alex Jones in a K hole

  • cadgbd

    you gotta ask yourself: how did i ever wind up here?

    • Danusha Diane Goska

      google

    • Sean McLaughlin

      Facebook

  • John Wilson

    Trump tap Bush for his admin? This article is astroturf, aka fake grassroots.

  • Miggy fan

    Is he in cahoots with Generalissimo Francisco Franco?

  • Fred Felix

    Republicans find themselves seven years older and a lot of them dead since Obama took office. Of course it is his fault.

    And for Republicans; this is sarcasm if you know what that means.

  • Ken De Lancy

    Houston businessman John Poindexter, who owns the 30,000-acre luxury ranch. “All the guests were friends of mine, I paid for all of them. There were no politics, no jurisprudence in the slightest,” he (Poindexter) said. Sounds like a weekend with some whores killed Scalia

  • Josh Duggar

    SCALIA INNOCENT!!!!!!!!

    • Blanche Beecham

      Say Hello to your beautiful Mother!

  • David Galbraith

    You shouldn’t make fun of conservatives. They are people, too, just like corporations.

    • Blanche Beecham

      Thank you for that voice of reason, David! Just like with corporations, sometimes it is hard to see the goodness in people on the internet. But if we look for the person’s soul and the corporation’s annual filings for the people that own the corporation and probably have souls, we can begin to understand that everyone isn’t a Godless Medieval thug trying to overpower one another in an endless battle of good and evil where information is forged and twisted into bent metal maces to mash and maim the good nature of humanity with the flowing of endless insults and tired memes. Or not.

  • FedUp

    Probably a hooker who gave him a heart attack.

  • baruchzed

    Clearly satire…or psychosis…lol…either way it shows the radical right for the nut jobs they are.

  • mike oxhard

    what kinds of drugs should I ingest to believe this kind of crap?

  • NoseSduf

    This really is a conspiracy and two things that even quantum physics says are impossibilities will occur. The Cleveland Indians will win the World Series and Dick Cheney will play Willie Nelson in a play in San Francisco.

  • Diri Kiju

    Leonard Nimoy has been dead for a year.

  • dani renan

    It’s not Leonard Nimoy, it’s actually Spock who came back from the 23rd cent., and is playing Leonard Nimoy. That’s why he looks so much younger that he was just a few years ago. Being a rational being, he gravitated toward the Illuminati, they recognized his superior and voted him in as leader.

    This is so obvious, I can’t see how everyone missed it.

  • Brandon Boggs

    Alien contact? People like you make people think that the Illuminati is a conspiracy theory. They are just super rich bankers that lend governments money with interest that leads to massive debt and so they end up controlling economies and thus countries. There are no aliens behind this and there are no reptilians let’s just get rid of that so everybody doesn’t think we are completely insane…thanks

  • Brandon Boggs

    And the rest of you are retarded if you don’t think the illuminati exists. The same super rich family that created it is still the most powerful family today. It’s called the House of Rothschild. They own a central bank in EVERY SINGLe country in the world besides three of them. They are rumored to be worth overc$500,000,000,000,000,000. That’s enough to buy 3 quarters of the globe. They are KNOWN to have interbred in order to keep the power in the family and they are KNOWN Satan worshippers. They have the Kilergi plan going in full affect in Europe right now I suggest you read it. The migrants going into Europe is a PLANNED invasion as Michelle Bachman confirmed who was head of the CIA and NSA oversight committee. I suggest you read about the Kilergi plan. You can remain in the dark and with your head in the sand because of fear or because your just a fucking douchebag liberal idiot or you can actually research the house of Rothschild and how they are interconnected with 13 other families who are ALL related and own pretty much everything including the ALL of the liberal media that spits anti-white, Anti-christian, pro-gay, pro-interbreeding, pro-immigration, pro-diversity, etc. This isn’t for humanitarian purposes like idiots think it does it means world government and the Kilergi plan explains it so look it up. The Rothschilds and the Rockafellers own the Federal Reserve which is why the U.S is in $19,000,000,000,000 in debt. They have virtually enslaved us and those politicians you think are really going to do something for you are just puppets of the bankers. Sit on that and spin for a minute and then you will see why and where the wars, starvation, disease, etc. Come from…haply researching.

    • Blanche Beecham

      Preach, Brother Brandon.

    • Elray28

      I smell crazy.

  • JzzE1 .

    The saddest part about this is that there are people who actually going to entertain this nonsense as truth.

  • El Capo

    Leonard Nimot personally inducted me into the illuminati yesterday, so I can confirm this is true.

  • Steve Fye

    Nimoy’s been dead for about a year now. If you’re gonna make up some BS, at least make sure your characters are still alive.

  • 062014

    Uh, Leonard Nimoy passed away last year.

  • maxx02

    uh, Leonard Nimoy has done this from beyond the grave then? He died last year.

    Okay I skipped the part about the faked death. This is the new version of the Onion. It has to be. Look at Billings bio.

  • Brian

    Are some of these comments for real?

    • Danusha Diane Goska

      Code, buddy. Code.

  • scbalazs

    What’s “hardcore” homosexuality (am I doing it wrong)?

    • Danusha Diane Goska

      If you have to ask, yes, yes you are.

  • Seriously, there are people commenting here that don’t realise that HardDawn (Hard on, gettit?) is a spoof right-wing nutters site. It is satire, folks. But the batshit crazy ramblings of real right-wing morons is so close to satire that it is often hard to tell. But believe me folks this is SATIRE!

  • Dr. H. Sawyer, Jr.

    Stephenson Billings is a reactionary piece of shit, with a two-cent agenda. Anyone who CLAIMS to be a scholar—– that would actually accuse a dead man of murder —– is also a psychotic and a tiny-brained piece of filth.

    • Blanche Beecham

      Before the blinding flash of clarity that comes with breaking free of the brainwashing of so called Scholarship, there is anger. Anger for being duped by a radical loosey-goosey everything goes education and rewarded for taking part in nude drum circles, protesting because it angers mom and dad, abusing oneself with scented oils, marijuana and co-ed bodies. We can reject that past with maturity or we can throw a full blown blue hissy fit like a little baby like you have done.

  • Kathy Kelly

    Leonard Nimoy is dead.

  • corey todnem

    Please continue the fine work, Dr. Billings. My MorningWood be softer without my HardDawn.

  • ru56by .

    Yes. Nimoy performed a Vulcan mind meld that forced Scalia to OD on doughnuts

  • jonno smith

    …a luxury resort. What an “honorable” life he lead taking from the middle class and pandering to the neocons, while he sat fat and stupid on his conservative ideologies. Dying was the only good thing he has done for this country.

  • Jack Trades

    This is one of the most entertaining blogs I have ever read. I’m going to stop watching TV and focus on the blogs from now on. LOL!!

  • Dan Jensen

    This is why the right gets such a bad reputation. Can you seriously believe that a dead man is behind this? Mr. Billings needs a Psychiatrist, not a byline. To say the least this is quite disrespectful to the memories of two iconic men, one a fine actor, another a pillar of juris-prudence. Whether or not they were on opposite sides of the political spectrum is irrelevant. THEY’RE DEAD!

  • TJ

    i have family in the area and I’ve been told that kids were involved in the party there,(a regular occurrence), and not in a good way!
    Maybe that is why they aren’t investigating too many rich guys at risk!!!!

  • Philip Benson

    The fat fool died after eating three plates of B B Q.

    • sei2011 .

      You made that up.

  • bob

    For a minute I thought I was reading something off of info wars or some stupid bullshit, because I wouldn’t put it past those morons to post something this stupid.

    • Kaiser Wilhelm

      They believe Scalia was murdered by Obama.

      • Blanche Beecham

        Those InfoWars people are Koo-Koo for CoCo Puffs!

  • jonno smith

    I like this thread. It reveals the depth of ignorance and stupidity of the conservative mindset

  • 10isace2

    Isn’t Nimoy dead?

  • James Monroe

    But what role does Betty White have in all of this? It’s a well-known fact that she is an alien sent to pave the way for an invasion of Plutonian Tele-Tubbies.

  • kevin

    heads up: your header looks like gay porn.

    ‘untimely’ is not a word I’d use to describe the death of a 79 year-old heavy smoker

  • Jerry Spiegelman

    I’m celebrating the death of this bastard. It should have happened years ago. Now I would like to see his lover, Clarence, join him.

  • Henning Heinemann

    Y’all realize Leonard Nemoy has been dead over a year right?

  • Dana Corby

    Please tell me this is a parody site!

    • sei2011 .

      This is a parody site.

  • Nick Moore

    You know the world’s pretty messed up when it becomes almost impossible to tell top-notch satire from reality. Well-played, Mr. Chekov.

  • Adrian

    Mmm … kay 😳

  • whm3

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!

    ………. Im sorry … Im sorry …. You are being serious…. Ill calm down ……

    …………….. AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

  • suckitreligion

    Nudism , yes , yes , that’s it . Finally someone has the guts to say what is really tearing this once great country asunder .

  • lady_black

    Leonard Nimoy is DEAD, you fucking idiot. He didn’t “order” anything.

  • Sean McLaughlin

    wow… lmao…. I hope this is satire. Otherwise the author is severely damaged. lmao Watch out for those homosexuals and their deadly reefer sticks! lol

  • Rik Myslewski

    At first I thought I was reading The Onion, then I realized that the writer of this piece of absurdist paranoid fiction appears to be serious.

    Stop the world, I want to get off …

    • Rhonda Pound

      WAKE UP SHEEPLES, THEY WILL MURDER YOU IN YOUR SLEEP TONIGHT. LAUGH AS THE “BERNIEBROS”–THE ILLUMINIATTI’S NEW SOLDIERS–DESTROY THIS COUNTRY. RHONDA POUND–OUT

  • Jesse

    This is a perfect example of why you should never mix crystal meth with LSD

    • Rhonda Pound

      WAKE UP SHEEPLE DOOFUS, THEY WILL MURDER YOU IN YOUR SLEEP TONIGHT. LAUGH AS THE “BERNIEBROS”–THE ILLUMINIATTI’S NEW SOLDIERS–DESTROY THIS COUNTRY. RHONDA POUND–OUT

  • TiredOfAllTheStupid

    If you stop to think about it, it’s really quite distrubing that the lunatic fringe has gotten so out of touch with reality that average people aren’t quite certain whether this site is satire or not (it is), And even scarier to realize I know people who would be disappointed that this isn’t *truth*. If I believed in god I would suggest he start over and not let anything evolve above the level of, say, a standard poodle.

  • Ron r

    Nimoy , and Tupac. You guys are tough

  • Scooby

    The real question is what is Shatners role in all this

  • Bob

    Are people on this site just insane?

  • Jenkem Jones

    This is not funny. You shouldn’t joke about a great man’s death like that.

  • pescadero_tom

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha!

  • Siegfried Heydrich

    And the really hysterically funny thing is that the whackazoid sites are picking this up and running with it. Thus proving the the concept of infinity can only be contemplated in relation to human stupidity.

  • kuchlich

    Nimoy spelled backwards (from right to left, like Hebrew) is Yomin. Yom in Hebrew means day. Proof that the Jews knew in advance that Scalia would die one day.

    • Blanche Beecham

      Welcome to the forum, Kuchlich! I hope we can count on your scholarship and language arts to open eyes and light up the darkness.

  • GaySocialistPotSmokingLiberal

    This fervently anti-gay website has a totally hot gay dude at the top off their landing page. They’re anti-gay, just like Catholic priests.

  • rene1220

    Stephenson Billings this is a satirical website like The Onion. right? You can’t be serious, right?

  • newshound34

    Seriously, Spock died a year ago.

  • Caterina

    GoddamHomeohs.

  • Gregg Davis

    And here I thought George Takei was the leader of the Illuminati.

    • Blanche Beecham

      George Takei is [most likely] a “Monarch” handler. That means he is one of the Super Elite Homosexuals that recruit and guide both humans and extraterrestrials through mind control. http://harddawn.com/homosexuals-recruit-extraterrestrials/ As you probably know, Takei is an actor with the attention of hundreds of thousands. He also has alien experience and mind control mastery. Takei is definitely in the running for Illuminati Supreme.

      • Anatoly Zackov

        Mrs. Beecham, it is always a pleasure to someone of your caliber, and enlightened intellect. Though I am familiar with the illuminati luceferian agenda, I do not know their ranking structure. Is there anything higher than illuminati supreme, and how much baby blood must they ingest to get there.?

  • Siegrun Tyrsdottir

    Fact: Leonard Nimoy has been dead since last year. I truly doubt he orchestrated the assassination of anyone. The person or persons who started this rumor needs to do a little checking of fact before publicly making a fool of themselves.

    • plc97477

      Maybe he reached through the mist and pulled scalia into the mist with him.

  • zika virus here now

    3 zika virus patients have died http://www.zikavirusmap.net/

  • disqus_OfUR4tCIDE

    Hillaryous!

  • R

    ahahahahah! There’s so much nonsense in these few lines that’s hard not to wet myself! Must be the aliens taking over my mind because I lost my tin foil hat…

  • sanlass

    I am laughing so hard Wet my pants. You are hysterical. Do you write comedy?

  • panskeptic

    THE ANSWER TO YOUR HEADLINE QUESTION IS, H*LL NO!!!

    Stop doing that, you’ll go blind.

  • charged99

    actually there was a movie where they had killed a justice because he was very conservative and wouldn’t approve a vote. Anyone know the name of the movie? The Commander in Chief the most powerful man on earth could possible do it if he wanted too

  • Patrick elliot

    Wow what a thought u sir are 100% certified retarded nemoy really that’s your guy here wow amazing I have no hope for humanity because of backwards anti everything thinking such as this gay bashing how religion preaching there is no God your whole life is a waste of wrong everything gays just wanna have butt sex with everything in sight crazy u are makes no sense anything u said makes 0 sense people like u ruin America nit the other way around

  • I thought I’d seen stupid before. That was before I saw this website.

  • Tom Rennick

    Well…Spock IS a Jew….

  • nickRay

    Fools! Spock is innocent! Texas, lawyer, hunting trip. Cheney did it, obviously.

  • TArkay

    Can anyone say “mental illness”?

  • fast_eddie_72

    Leonard Nemoy? That’s crazy. It was David Bowie!

    • Anatoly Zackov

      Sheeple are not ready to see the plain truth. Bowie is high ranking illuminati. That’s why he, and Nimoy faked their death. They will return in a new body to enslave America. Scalia is just the first of many heroes they will slay. That’s why Bowie sang heroes, a sacrificial chant.

      • Rhonda Pound

        If you are familiar with Skeksis, it is possible that Scalia’s essence was drained of him before he passed. There are Skeksis in Texas. Fact. RP out

  • Anomalous Propagation

    Since I’m a pedigreed liberal I won’t use your gutter language to describe this article. Were I to have done that I would have said, “Are you fucking kidding us??????”. As it is I’ll confine my comments to language you’re surely unable to fathom. antoninscalia was obsolete at birth. He never rose above the designation of ‘ludite’. He was anachronistic and selfish; self-centered and arrogant. He, as well as alito and ‘step-n-fetchit’ should never have been nominated. They lack the intellectual vigor and legal scholarship to sit.
    Unfortunately we aren’t to be treated to a republi-can’t hissy-fit in the Senate since missymcconnell refuses to allow even discussion … much less a vote on a nominee.

  • Robyn Ryan

    He knows too much, Jim…..

  • Sandy Scarrci

    Leonard Nemoy passed away last year!

  • longtail

    You know when Spock does that little grab on the side of the neck it could probably kill an old guy. I think they should check to see if Spock was in Texas that night………unless he was cloaking…………This is going to be a tough one to solve.

  • Braverboy

    Antonin Scalia killed by quail! (The hunter became the hunted). The saliva
    of Callipepia gambelli is known to be a potent coronary vasoconstrictor.
    After his family was murdered by the justice, a brave surviving quail
    sought justice, on the justice, stealthily gliding into the Cibilo Creek
    Ranch presidential suite, and drooling the poisonous spittle into the
    mouth of the sleeping constitutional originalist. The bird flew off,
    chirping, “The right of the quail to keep & bear wings shall not be
    infringed.” At the very moment he went into ischemic V-fib, the justice was dreaming of the Greek mythological story of
    Actaeon, the great hunter who was transformed into a stag by Artemis,
    and then torn apart by his own hounds.

  • MagicPanties

    Thanks, I needed a laugh today.
    You really should be working for The Onion.

  • Rhonda Pound

    WAKE UP SHEEPLE, THEY WILL MURDER YOU IN YOUR SLEEP TONIGHT. LAUGH AS THE “BERNIEBROS”–THE ILLUMINIATTI’S NEW SOLDIERS–DESTROY THIS COUNTRY. RHONDA POUND–OUT

  • professor m

    Come on! Scalia
    poisoned himself in an Opus Dei ritual to herald the coming of the
    glorious Trump presidency. But they’ll be no autopsy, so we’ll never
    know.

  • Eugene Lutz

    Mr. Spock would say that if the only way Mr. Scalia could be stopped from destroying democracy by his role in the Supreme Court was his death, then vaporizing him would be the rational thing to do.

  • JETJACKEL

    WTF?

  • g_mantwo

    This is an offshoot site for the Onion, right?

  • Jim Mooney

    They need to check that pillow for Obama’s fingerprints.

    • Blanche Beecham

      JIM MOONEY! You old salty dawg you! How have you been? I haven’t seen you since Mr. Beecham was gathering youngsters for the trip to Southeast Asia. Did you ever get that gutter problem straightened out?

      • Jim Mooney

        I think it’s a different Jim Mooney ;’) I grew up in W-B, Pa and went to GAR high school. And I don’t recall a gutter problem, although at 66, maybe I had one and forgot it ;’)

  • Toby1

    SPIN SPIN SPIN – MAKE IT ALL SEEM SO SILLY – MAKE THEM LAUGH – HOW ABSURD !
    SAY THAT MR SPOCK DID IT! – THE PUBLIC WILL LAUGH AND STOP ASKING WHETHER HE WAS MURDERED.

  • Toby1

    ” Dr. Stephenson Billings is an award-winning Investigative Journalist, Motivational Children’s Party Entertainer and Antique Soda Bottle Collector all in one special, blessed package! ”
    DR STEPHENSON BILLINGS IS A FAKE ASS PROPAGANDA TOOL

    • Anatoly Zackov

      @Toby, this is a seemingly obscure news site to be connected to something deceitfull. Some have even derided it as satire. Wouldn’t it be an embarrassment if we all took this as serious as you and fell for something so blatantly idiotic. Keep speaking truth to power.

    • Kaylee-Aurora

      Are you sure? What proof do you have? Why should we trust you? It seems awfully coincidental that you would arrive here spouting all these theories when were talking about life and death situations and you very cool about it all like mabye their is more you’re not telling us? I’d really like to know the truth.

      • Toby1

        You are not supposed t believe it. It is meant to be ridiculous. If there are stories like these floating around the internet, then people begin to think that all the questions surrounding Scalia’s death are also silly conspiracy theories. CNN ran a front page story yesterday also referring to this absurd Leonard Nimoy theory. It is to make the whole thing seem absurd. People will lose interest.

        • Blanche Beecham

          You have a point, Toby1 Kenobee. These are not the stories we are looking for.

          • Toby1

            hehe. Thank you Blanche. Don’t let them make a joke out of it. Scalia’s death is VERY FISHY. Pronounced dead over the phone? Cause of death stated, then CHANGED? Pillow over head? Body quickly embalmed to make autopsy impossible? Not to mention VERY CONVENIENT TIMING. A key obstacle to Obama’s stated plan to use executive power to force through changes has just conveniently dropped dead. A supreme court justice no less, yet it was not necessary to determine what killed him?
            It stinks.

  • McCauley

    Normally I encounter such laughable lunacy second hand. This is quite rich.

  • Steven Bavaria

    The REAL plan, obviously, is to have Obama nominate a replacement to Scalia, knowing full well that the Senate will block it and refuse to move forward. Then Hillary or Bernie, whoever is the presidential nominee, will use that as further evidence of the GOP’s intransigence which will upset voters already pretty annoyed at the Washington gridlock, thus assuring a Democratic victory over Trump, Cruz (or wild cards Mel Gibson or Tom Cruise or whoever the GOP candidate turns out to be) in the presidential race, as well as their taking back the Senate. Then in January, right after the new Senate takes office, but before the new president takes over, Obama will appoint himself to the Supreme Court, which the new Democratic Senate will confirm. Joe Biden will get his life’s dream fulfilled and be able to be president for a week or so after Obama leaves for the Supreme Court and before Hillary or Bernie is inaugurated. Right wing talk show hosts will be thrilled, since this will keep them busy and their ratings sky high for years to come. Any questions? Beam me up, Scotty.

  • Cleogrrl

    Oh, this is just the best. Well, almost the best. On third thought, actually, the plot line is just too disjointed. Nice try.

  • mjw1952

    This is a joke site, right?

  • I find this theory highly logical.

  • Next time, pick an actor who isn’t dead in your attempt at being The Onion.

  • Occupy Medic

    This article is highly illogical.

  • Kermit Thefrog

    The give away? “Motivational Children’s Party Entertainer.” Also, cancelling the 2016 elections is a bit too far over the top.

  • Toby1

    You are not meant to believe this. It is meant to be ridiculous. If there are stories like these floating around the internet, then people begin to think that all the questions surrounding Scalia’s death are also silly conspiracy theories. CNN ran a front page story yesterday also referring to this absurd Leonard Nimoy theory. It is to make the whole thing seem absurd. People will lose interest.

  • J.Austin

    OMG! This is a joke, right? This site is satire, isn’t it? You had me going there for a minute, I thought you were serious. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
    That’s the best laugh I’ve had in ages. OMG, I can’t breath! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • willshirley

    and what would we feel if this were not satire? because I bet somewhere some fanatic is posting this as truth….

  • MistyH

    Ummmm, Leonard has been passed away a lot longer!!!! Seriously?????

  • Toby1

    Don’t let them make a joke out of it. Scalia’s death is VERY FISHY. Pronounced dead over the phone? Cause of death stated, then CHANGED? Pillow over head? Security detail dismissed at the time? Body quickly embalmed to make autopsy impossible? Not to mention VERY CONVENIENT TIMING. A key obstacle to Obama’s stated plan to use executive power to force through changes has just conveniently dropped dead. A supreme court justice no less, yet it was not necessary to determine what killed him?

    It stinks.

  • thinkingperson

    Uh, folks, you DO know that Nimoy’s dead. Right?

  • willyboyishere

    Too funny.

  • MJ jenkins

    I always heard that the bushes were in the Illuminati.

  • Rebecca

    Is this for real?????

  • 751 Machinist

    My MAN! Spock! I’m so glad that he is alive and kickin ASS!

  • Rick Lutes

    Well Dr Stephenson, I see your expose has many people orbiting Uranus looking for Klingons

  • Elray28

    Illogical, Captain. Simply illogical.

  • denise

    BULL SHIT!!!!

  • weelittlepeople

    Help me Spock…A Vulcan will not cry out so…So what’s the difference between “Christian Freedom of Speech” vs any other religion’s FOS?

  • MarlboroStan

    Its entirely possible that Spock and Obama are the same person.

  • Prof.Kunte Kinte

    Spock dun keeled da nigga

  • Sonarz

    Well duh… Of course he did! Check this out http://sonarz.com/did-obama-murder-antonin-scalia/

  • Luke

    No.

  • Karmann Ghia

    Ok… so No autopsy?…. for a U.S. Supreme Court Justice??

    i’m trusting this government less and less. Be careful Americans.

    Let’s see… who would want Scalia dead that has the most money?… oooooh, there was a case they heard about a month ago, Friedrich v California Teacher’s Association…( http://calwatchdog.com/2016/01/10/cta-expects-lose-landmark-supreme-court-case/ )…. you know, the powerful public union leaders….”who directed $144.1 million into ballot measures, including more than $50 million to defeat a series of 2005 measures sponsored by Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger”….

    http://blogs.sacbee.com/capitolalertlatest/2010/03/teachers-union-2.html

    If the Teacher’s Union wins this case now that Scalia is dead…. America better wake up before it’s too late!

    I’ve seen first hand the detrimental effects the Teacher’s union has on kids in California, and as a longtime moderate, i no longer vote for democrats. Our state is filled with clueless politicians propped up to perpetuate failure and status quo. Unnatural laws and policies forced down our throats by liberal elites lead to litigation…. ooooh, which leads to who will replace Scalia?…. another liberal elite would ruin this country and it’ll all go to hell. Time to go buy your guns and get ready to defend yourselves.

  • Christine Robinson

    LEONARD NIMOY IS D-E*A*D DEAD, AND HE’S BEEN DEAD SINCE FEBRUARY 27 2015! LMAO . JUST STUPID!

  • John McMahon

    WOW!? Hilter always said, tell big lies, so the dead logic guy from Star Trek rose from the dead to kill Antonin Scalia, pretending to take a vacation at a Millionaire’s ranch retreat (who was hosting him, not because he had business before the court that Scalia had ruled favorably upon, but because they knew dead Leonard Nimoy was due to rise and kill.) All of this so the UN, which clearly doesn’t have enough on its plate with peace keeping missions in dozens of failed states, can consolidate its power and rule the USA. Hmmm… Mr Nimoy, well done. There are living people who didn’t accomplish half of what you accomplished in death.
    Does the author wear a clown suit when motivating children? And what journalistic “award” did Mr. Stephenson win?

  • William Jackson

    You guys are in for it, as soon as Alex Jones gets here.

  • JanisL

    Please don’t encourage the conspiracy theory crowd . . .

  • NorCalGal

    Hilarious!

  • Chris Stowell

    LOL

  • BobFromDistrict9

    I thought the article was funny enough, but…

    I want to thank the commentators for a long series of strong laughter. Powerful laughter.

    This is a top quality satire site.

    Even if it’s supposed to be real it’s great satire.

  • Don Lee

    I knew this would happen!

  • pegpru

    This is the looniest website I’ve seen since Christians Against Dinosaurs. Please say that it is a lampoon, and not serious – especially the article that says homosexuals are recruiting space aliens to further their agenda.

  • djoyg

    What was the last thing Scalia did before he died? It’s obvious.
    He swallowed.
    It’s all right in front of us, for anyone who wants to connect the dots. Resort owner states he checked in with a “friend”. Family refuses autopsy, after hours of searching a judge is found to sign the death certificate without even viewing the body. Further, family member that would normally be mourning in privacy and doing tv and radio shows…protesting a bit too loudly that he wasn’t murdered! May as well be yelling, “Hey! Look over here! That’s not jiz on dad’s chin, he drools when he sleeps and no one’s killing him!”
    The only reason a loving and devoted family doesn’t demand to know why dad died is because doing so would bring on a far worse scandal. There was either evidence of current gay sex on the body or a medical condition associated with gay sex.

  • MaryJane

    Considering Nimoy’s been dead for almost a year, that would be pretty impressive.

  • calvet

    This is way better than the Onion! Great job, guys!

  • Mike Maher

    The sad part is that some people actually believe this BS (I’m assuming that this is a satire site).

  • hellshade2 .

    this article is satire i assume. no one could truly believe this nonsense…

  • Garrett Browning

    Get help Billings — you’re paranoid and delusional. You could be a satirist, if so, well done! You could simply be an unconscionable liar.

  • Edward Green

    I get more fun and laughter from ten minutes of reading this site than just about anything else. Keep up the good work, guys.

  • I would be more concerned about the Borg. It’s common knowledge that Patrick Stewart had the cyber implants and has been secretly been assimilating for years now.

  • Brian Luscher

    Shouldn’t this web site be hardonfornonsense.com.

  • jakedanger

    Are you aware that Leonard Nimoy died on February 27, 2015?

  • XBOX Deathbed

    On the third day, he rose… One World Order.

  • skeets11

    This is pretty funny, everyone knows Khan is the characte rmost likely to kill a Supreme Court Justice.

  • Al Nolf

    A well done trick ….for an 85 year old man even if he hadn’t died over a year ago. (R.I.P Leonard Nimoy)

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