Will Gays Demand a National Holiday Honoring Sodomy?

Posted on by Stephenson Billings
With the traumatic changes homosexuals have forced on American society, could something far worse be next?

Are you prepared for human bondage?

The gays are whispering. They can smell the change in the air. It’s that intoxicating musk of socialism and degeneracy…

When the Supreme Court struck down the Defense of Marriage Act in 2013, it unleashed a legal storm from coast to coast. States were suddenly burdened with the enormous expense of defending Christian tradition against the fickle whims of the cultural elite. Sadly, many fell to the Gay Agenda.

Despite the best efforts of attorneys and legislators, the highest court in the land is inching closer to mandating federal protection for gay special rights. The justices have been hinting very strongly that this change is coming and that the public must be prepared.

Now that they’ve tasted the fruits of power, homosexuals are demanding evermore. They will only be satisfied until all are forced to submit to their darkest desires…

When the Supreme Court makes the fateful decision to nationalize the legal recognition of homosexual marriage, the day will live in infamy as the moment when Jesus truly wept for his favorite child, the United States of America.

Leftists across the globe will erupt in a tizzy of celebration. It will be raunchy and it will be riotous. But once the buzz wears off, an ache will form in the pits of their stomachs. Like a street junkie burning for a fix, these radicals will seek out that high again and again. They will demand reparations for “homophobia.” They will claim protected tribal lands just like Native Americans. And they will want their own national holiday.

What lies ahead may very well devolve into the most shocking spectacle in human history. A bacchanal of epic proportions…

Homosexual activists have styled themselves as the intellectual heirs of the civil rights movement. And as civil rights is marked by a national holiday, Martin Luther King Day, the gays will agitate for the same privilege. The holiday will likely fall on the date of the Supreme Court decision. The liberal media will sell it as a moment to celebrate the newly redefined institution of marriage.

Don’t be fooled. This holiday will be all about the sodomy.

Banks and schools will be closed. Streets may even be shut down. There will be parades and little children putting on plays. Alcohol will be served on the sidewalks. Fireworks! Open-air music concerts! Bonfires and barbecues!

Everywhere there will be depravity. Nudity. Marijuana. Drag shows. The right to reckless sodomy will be praised in speeches and televised specials. As the night descends into the Satanic, coitus will be openly practiced. Alleyways will ignite with orgies unlike anything human civilization has ever known! Public squares will fill up with degenerates. Any symbol of masculinity will be shamed. Brawny construction workers and broad-shouldered firemen, football running backs and bearish truckers, all will be lined up for the firing squad of homosexual penetration! Hundreds of millions, perhaps billions planet-wide, will be fornicating at the same exact moment… And heterosexuals will be forced to bear witness to every single act. And those images will be played over and over in our minds, 365 days a year. Sodomy. Sodomy. SODOMY!

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  • Cassidy Pen

    It’s always the same with the godless sodomites. They get a tip of good news from their perspective and then want to inch in toward more sinful government enabling. It’s not long before the entire thrust of their agenda is pounded through…the worse form of tyranny I can think of.

    • Stephenson_Billings

      Thank you, my friend, for the gracious words of support!

  • Greg Polkosnik

    I live in Canada. Will we have this holiday a month earlier than the Americans, just like our Thanksgiving?

    • Greg Polkosnik

      I’m asking for a friend…

  • Christopher

    What a load of bigoted crap! mate, the only thing the lgbtq global community wants is to be treat like normal people have the same civil rights as heterosexual people and not be view as “sinful vermin” that all you hyper conservative religious types perceive is to be, because you follow the words of a 2015 year old book written by a “kind God” who apparently hates people eating shellfish, wearing blended fabrics, men without bears, women’s rights and anyone who isn’t white? And also allowed child marriages? Sounds like his teaching where heavly altered by man dosent it considering Jesus was Middle Eastern and Jewish aka “not white” Do you want to know what the real translations from the Aramaic scroll “Dead Sea scrolls” said about a man lying with another man? No… Well to bad! The real translation said a man shall not lay with a boy, I was condoning pedofilia not consensual adult relationships between to men or woman. So how dare you use religion as a way to justify your means! Your using it as a guise to protect your own image of hate against something. You won’t understand and never will as you’re the epitome of a person with currupt Christian values.

  • Billy Bear

    I think it’s fair that we celebrate sodomy considering all the wonderful things it has done for me over the years. Just last week I had this gorgeous construction Italian worker and man, did he know how to handle his pipe! Me and all my gay friends really appreciate the joys of a good romping in the rear. Its about time we came out of the closet and admitted it. This would be fun and might even bring a lot of tourists and we need those tourist dollars in America! (Just as long as they’re Latins). But maybe we can make this holiday a long weekend? I can get a little sore and going to work the next day will be tough.

  • Yet_Another_Steve

    “Dr. Stephenson Billings is an award-winning Investigative Journalist, Motivational Children’s Party Entertainer” Good god, they let this person loose around CHILDREN? Who could read even one of his articles and then let that mind anywhere near their vulnerable offspring?

  • Darkest Trance

    Sounds like a good movie.

  • Mark Cofta

    You have homosexuals confused with evangelical christians. They’re trying to take over our country with all these absurd lies.

  • Gregory M. Fordham

    The author of this spends more time thinking (in graphic detail) about gay sex than gay porn stars do (i.e. people who have gay sex professionally.

    Have you people even looked at the title and logo of your own website? Hard dawn, with a picture of a sweaty, shaved muscle man with a big, phallic machine gun emerging from his crotch. Really? About as homoerotic as you could want. If it were any more homoerotic it would be on a fundraising calender for a gay rights organization.

    If you don’t realize how that looks, you’re an Onion article in real life.

    • Stephenson_Billings

      The website name is a reference to Ronald Reagan’s famous phrase, “It’s Morning in America Again.” It was selected and designed by our CEO Derby Mack to evoke the hopefulness and hard work we must acknowledge is a fundamental part of America’s future, if we really want to fight back against communism and atheism killing our souls and putting the children at risk of eternal damnation, but I guess those things matter little to you.

      • Gregory M. Fordham

        I’ve heard the quote before. It looks like your CEO thinks that an obviously homoerotic image evokes hopefulness and hard work.

        It’s glaringly obvious from your writing that you spend a huge portion of your time and thought obsessing over homosexual acts, as well as communism and atheism.

        Isn’t there some biblical verse about: live and let live? Let those without sins cast the first stone? Love thy neighbor?

        Oh, and by the judgement ye judge, ye shall be judged?

        Isn’t that in there, too?

  • Alberto

    Sodomy and chemtrails and that’s all, the liberal media is changing us for sodomy reasons

    • Joe Joseph

      ♪♫Sodo-me… ♪sodo-you… ♫♪Sodo-me… ♫Sodo- you you you you you you you you you♂♂

  • Blanche Beecham

    Just because one can drive the wrong way down a one-way street doesn’t mean we need a holiday for it.
    We don’t have holidays for other traffic violations or sexual deviance.

    • Stephenson_Billings

      Liberals will seek out any excuse to take a day off the job. We should be looking for ways to work harder, not less. This is America after all!

      • Courtney Wilson

        That is exactly the problem with America today.

    • Joe Joseph

      Oh Blance my pet, dont tell me that your former Mr. Beecham didnt ask to drive the wrong way up your one-way street. From what he told me, afterwards, you had a park bench and parking meter installed. You bid old loose cannon you.

  • Gene Linet

    This site is far more fair and balanced than those santorum-craving cultural Marxists at the Onion.

  • TheNatureBoy

    Of course they will. We’ve given them an inch………..I’m ready to get back to a no-nonsense, traditional way of dealing with homosexuality. Suppression, shaming, etc.

    • Joe Joseph

      I have had more than a inch from you, If I recall that night when you drank 21 shots for your 21st birthday, I had 7.5 cut inches from you. So whats your beef these days?

  • walter77777

    Gays are now demanding that, in response to the decision of putting a woman on the ten dollar bill, there should also be a bill with a gay person on it. They need not replace anyone else, however. They might have a new denomination to have a gay persons’s face on it — a three dollar bill!
    W.

  • Seth

    ButtSex Day! ButtSex Day!