Did an Illegal Immigrant’s “Latino Sensuality” Lure My Son Into Homosexuality?

Posted on by Doc Bacon
A mother's prayer to stop the homosexual agenda.

An Ohio mother confronts the latest battlefield in the homosexual agenda’s war on America.

Dear Doc Bacon,

This week my son confessed he’s gay now. I’m really having a hard time believing it. He was always so well adjusted and popular in school, but maybe we didn’t give him enough affection growing up? He moved to New York after college and has a very nice job there. Last time I visited he had this Latino fellow with him named Manuego. The boy is from Brazil and seems nice but he was always trying to touch me and talk about his mother. Now my son has announced through the email that him and this Manuego are getting gay married. I just wonder if maybe he was lured into this because of all that ethnic sensuality? I love my son very much but I suspect he’s making a giant mistake because he thinks I failed as a parent and this other boy’s lifestyle seems so much more exciting at their young age. What should I do? -Confused in Chardon.

Dear CiC,

Thank you for putting a human face on this very timely and very controversial issue. When homosexual marriage was first legalized in various liberal states, those involved did not bother to dwell on the national implications. The activists behind this progressive redefinition of Holy Matrimony never considered the damage it might inflict on patriotic states like Ohio. Nor did they care about what it would do to loving, dedicated mothers just like you.

One interesting aspect to consider in your particular case is that this could simply be a “gay green card marriage” and that maybe your son is doing this in exchange for money. You mentioned the fellow was from Brazil and clearly many Brazilians and other Latins are illegally entering the United States for our jobs and our welfare. I have heard from several sources that an American citizen can be paid upwards of $10,000 for such a marriage, so if your boy is having financial difficulties, that may be his motivation. New York can be a very expensive place to live! I would definitely ask him about his money situation before you get any deeper into this.

With gay "marriage" legalized, many Latinos are now pursuing green cards.

With gay “marriage” legalized, many Latinos are now pursuing U.S. green cards.

The Gay Latin Agenda

As for the larger problem of homosexual recruitment, the Latin aspect is a major element of the gay rights campaign. We have all heard the stereotype that South Americans are overly sexual, and many will deny that it’s true, but any cursory glance at their culture proves otherwise.

These are a people who prize sensuality, dress scantily in the tropical heat and have a huge overpopulation problem as a result. From jazz to pop, their music is singularly focused on fornication. The men flaunt their hairy-chested machismo and the women dance erotically in miniature bikinis on their crowded and sun-drenched beaches. Ironically enough, when the Pope ministered to Brazil this year, millions used his visit as an excuse to flock to the seashore and show off their speedos!

On an intimate level, Latins can be very forthright and demanding. They are not afraid to be loud about their physical desires! This can be quite shocking to someone reared in a sober, Christian household. They’re chatty and hug and kiss a lot. Mothers smother their sons and don’t know how to punish them when they’re bad.

Medical studies have shown that children who grow up in these environments are far more likely to become flamboyant and emotional adults with little sexual self-control.

A Popular Target

An innocent boy all alone in a big city like New York can easily fall victim to this Latin sensuality. Such a child is trying to find his way in a confusing and dangerous new world. He wants friends and he wants a community just like his beautiful hometown.

Emotional needs that were once met by church and faith are now serviced by late night discos and erotic encounters. He has gone from worshipping the Almighty, to worshipping his body and those of others. In the process, he has become enslaved to a decidedly ethnic vision of carnality.

Young men new to the city are a common target in late night discos.

Young men new to the city are a common target of sexual advances in late night discos.

Latins prey on innocent white men from conservative homes because they know they know they’re vulnerable to this ploy. They seek them out in locker rooms or dark street corners. They follow them through the crowds in those late night discos. At busy urinals or maybe through internet chat rooms, they entice these young men with strange propositions.

What sounded like an evening of masculine camaraderie quickly descends into a bare-chested wrestling match, sweaty and grinding, on a sour ghetto futon. Sometimes even sodomy is used to seal the deal. And in that murky dawn, the first inklings of “love” and “green card” are whispered into the conquered boy’s ears.

A Glimmer of Hope 

Confused in Chardon, I fear that if this is the case, it will be extremely difficult to cure your child’s Latin fever. You cannot transform yourself into a smothering Mexican mother to tempt him away. You won’t be able to set him up on dates with decent, chaste young girls now that he has tasted the most tropical of fruits. For now, your best hope is prayer and politics.

Until we can elect a moral president who enforces the Constitutional definition of marriage as between one man and one woman, the homosexual epidemic will rage on. Yet, with the recent dramatic failure of Obamacare and the renewed vigor of leaders like Sarah Palin and Ted Cruz, I do think we have turned a corner. I do believe America can once again claim to be the moral leader of the free world. And when that day comes, our Christian men may finally realize that their extremist experiment with ethnic sass and sodomy was but a dead end of deluded desires and American defeatism.


About This Journalist

Dr. Arthur Bacon Plimpton, DDS and BOHDSc, is a retired physician who spent decades fighting on the frontlines of America’s healthcare fiasco. Today, he uses his journalism to inoculate citizens against our nation’s pandemic of socialism, scientism and sexual perversion.

  • Kaylee-Aurora

    As a young and single woman I know firsthand the toil the gay agenda has made of the dating scene. What used to be normal and happy experience has become so full of rudeness and boys who are just too light in the loafers to float down to the reality of romance today.

    • Stephenson_Billings

      The activists who push “gay marriage” on us don’t want to admit it, but this is truly destroying American families. Is it any wonder adulterly and divorce are now skyrocketing? I feel you pain, Kaylee, I really do.

      • Kaylee-Aurora

        Kudos for the support Stephenson.

        • erikpandimensional

          I hope you both realise this is a satire site, and you both just got taken in by it 🙂 Guess what they say is true; liberals have more brain-power 😉

          • erikpandimensional

            Oh sorry – one of you is staff. Carry on 😉

    • V

      Or maybe you’re just not pleasant company. Too many women looking for a prince when they’re no princess.

    • Brian Jarreau

      @kayleeaurora:disqus I have so much real, actual work to do– but I just can’t resist.
      I’m going to guess your single b/c you read and comment on the Hard Dawn website like it’s a religion. Maybe it’s b/c your a close minded homophobe who’s never met a gay man. OR MAYBE your jilted b/c the boy you really liked in high school also likes boys and your never going to get over it. Real christians are accepting and forgiving. You could just be an unpleasant little cunt…

  • Hugh

    This totally happened to Jeb Bush. Thank you for bringing it to our attention so that we can make sure that Latin she-devil he married doesn’t end up as our next First Lady:)

    • sbd

      So right! And Columba Garnica Gallo Bush isn’t a run-of-the-mill Latin she-devil. She’s an import tax-evading Latin she-devil!


    • sbd

      So right! And Columba Garnica Gallo Bush isn’t a run-of-the-mill Latin she-devil. She’s an import tax-evading Latin she-devil.

  • sbd

    “What sounded like an evening of masculine camaraderie quickly descends into a bare-chested wrestling match, sweaty and grinding, on a sour ghetto futon.”

    Hot! Dr. Bacon, have you ever considered taking up another career writing gay porn? It seems you’d be good at it.

    • Stephenson_Billings


      • sbd

        I’ll take that as a compliment, irrespective of how you meant it.

  • whodunnit

    you’re all ridiculous. Firstly “being lured” into a certain sexuality is not something that happens. Secondly, the gay rights activists are trying to make people who are unhappy, happy by telling them that they’re ok because people like you and other anti-gay protesters make them feel unwanted, inhuman and down-right perverted. Can you imagine having people tell you that how you live is wrong, that you’re committing a sin, and that no one loves you if you make that “choice”? Just think about it for a minute. Moreover, Latina culture can be pretty sexual, yeah, but it’s a damn right more exciting than yours. And I’m annoyed that this obviously very confused parent is being told that his/her son is wrong in what he’s doing and that we should blame someone else. Come on, this is the 21st century, some people are gay. Get over it.

    • Stephenson_Billings

      Completely untrue. I have myself been victim to numerous attempts by homosexuals to lure me into their lifestyle. Fortunately, I am strong willed but worry for my weaker brethren out there. It’s a nonstop battle!

      • sbd

        Closet case.

      • whodunnit

        The thing you don’t get is that homosexuals aren’t trying to battle with anyone. It’s just you lot that are opposed to it who are? Do you see gays going around shouting hurtful things and causing upset as their aim in life? No. The only people who are making this a battle are yourselves.

        • Kaylee-Aurora

          The gay agenda is real even if the libtard media denies it.

          • sbd

            Of course it’s real, darling. Nobody’s denying it–much as freaks such as you enjoy using silly terms like “libtard media.”

            It’s an agenda that’s pretty simple and straightforward, actually, so perhaps even you might somehow manage to comprehend it:

            In matters of civil society, we demand full equality, in all respects, now.

            Oh, and by the way, we’re winning.

          • whodunnit

            big ups for the gays

          • Stephenson_Billings

            What we’re seeing now is simply the first step of that agenda. What happens next is even more terrifying, as I have exposed here:

            “Sodomy on Demand” Laws May Be Coming to Your Hometown

          • sbd

            Sodomy on demand? We gays hadn’t thought of that, but what a great idea. Or would it more aptly be termed, in your case, a fantasy?

          • Stephenson_Billings

            You are needlessly raunchy.

          • sbd

            Let us know when you’re ready to come out, Stephenson.


          • whodunnit

            it’s funny that it upsets you so much. I mean really..
            get over it.

          • erikpandimensional

            It’s funny that you don’t get that this joke is on YOU.

          • erikpandimensional

            “libtard”? For someone as smartly dressed as you you sure have a potty mouth honey. My sister is developmentally disabeld. You think Jesus would enjoy the fact that you use bigoted language that hurts his disabled children? I think he’d be disgusted with you actually.

      • Ian Lowbridge

        so you’re saying you were tempted to be gay because of advances from men…………………..hate to break it to ya dude, but you’re bisexual ha. Also this site is a fucking joke. lots of love……….

      • Courtney Wilson

        I am so glad for you that you did not fall prey to their perverted socialist agenda

  • Joseph Glenn Hartley

    … I just. What?

  • erikpandimensional

    The city is so full of sin. the last time I went to London, I wasn’t there 5 minutes before the atmosphere compelled me and I was sodomising a leather-bound transsexual while giving head to an ablino midget! Hopefully i will be going there again soon to find some strong young male companions to help me campaign against this sort of thing.

    • Stephenson_Billings

      Too much information, my friend.

  • Darkside97Michael Bushnell

    Seriously-your telling the world that some aging, butt ugly dimwit like you has to push off all the people who are hot for him? What planet were you visiting on this experience? Are you on something?

  • Darkside97Michael Bushnell

    Just taking this to the next logical level here. Guess this means when General Zod screamed ‘kneel before Zod’ that he was ordering a BJ.

  • Darkside97Michael Bushnell

    I feel your pain and willing to accompany you on your quest.

  • George samson

    You know what I find wierd? God gave men a prostate… an organ inside their bums that feels good when it is rubbed…. infact if you put a penis in there and push it against the prostate its a really good feeling. Weird that a homophobic god would do that… right?

  • Preston

    You people on this website are either trolling hardcore or are just batshit crazy.

  • Cassidy Pen

    It used to be young boys were enticed by the mexispanic allure of high-heeled rump teasing from Jenny on the block and the like. Today, the acceptance of homogay rights has no doubt taken a staggering toll. We can see it in the torment that this caused CiC and explained so eloquently by Dr. Bacon. This is the kind of struggle that will destroy the patriotic American way of life through demographic contamination.

  • Courtney Wilson

    Stupid liberal agenda. Yeah, let’s legalize addictive drugs and and promote atheism and gay sex (the work of Satan)! Sounds like a plan America.