Keanu Reeves Attempts Bizarre MKUltra Mind Control Technique on Sarah Palin

Posted on by Henricus Institor
Actor Keanu Reeves has become obsessed with Governor Palin.

Canadian Keanu Reeves has become obsessed with Governor Palin.

There is a great mystery surrounding Hollywood heavyweight Keanu Reeves these days. He has been spotted on numerous occasions dazed and silent in public. Fans all over the internet have expressed concern. Some worry that he’s deeply depressed. Others suggest that he’s performing a Buddhist meditation ritual. New investigative work, however, is challenging these popular cover stories.

Reeves was born in the Middle East in 1964 and spent his childhood in Canada. At the time, psychiatrist Donald Ewen Cameron was experimenting with something known as the “psychic driving” concept under a CIA-backed program known as MKUltra. Dr. Cameron was also located in Canada and is known to have treated the young Keanu for his childhood dyslexia.

As the boy grew, Cameron’s successors at the Canadian psychic research center introduced Keanu to the fundamentals of military mind control, even though the program had been “officially” discotinued in the 1970s. (Interestingly enough, the bulk of MKUltra’s top secret files were destroyed by order of CIA Director Richard Helms, so details of Reeves’ involvement remain sketchy.)

The specific type of mind control developed in Canada plays off the concepts of group psychology. An individual, known in military terms as a strategic transmitter, takes up a central position in a crowd and concentrates on those around him. Using the power of his mind, the transmitter attempts to bypass the areas of the brain that deal with cognitive reasoning and narrative comprehension. Instead, he drills down directly to the Limbric System, and specifically the Amygdala. With the aid of sophisticated pheromone aromatherapeutical messages, the transmitter inspires bursts of anxiety or euphoria in the surrounding subjects. These bursts are, in turn, channeled back to the transmitter and allow him to broadcast far beyond the immediate crowd with alarming potency.

It’s undeniable that Keanu Reeves is a Canadian and, as a Canadian, remains loyal to the socialist system. That socialist system has been profoundly threatened by the rise of Sarah Palin. As Governor of Alaska, Palin stood firm against the worst intentions of her foreign neighbor, criticizing their failing health care system and crushing business climate. It could very well be said that Palin is the American Patriot most feared by Canadians today. Her passion and brilliance stand in stunning contrast to the corrupt bureaucrats who haunt the halls of Ottawa and Toronto.

It should be noted that not all Canadians are bad people, but by remaining citizens of a nation that supports a globalist socialist agenda, each and every one of them is a genuine threat to the American way of life.

Reeves, who shot to fame as the star of Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, employs many props in his mind control exercises.

Reeves, who shot to fame as the star of Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure, employs many props in his mind control exercises, but has yet to unlock the door to Palin’s brain.

The recent public sightings of Keanu Reeves fit perfectly into the MKUltra “strategic transmitter” profile. His crouched position circulates his body’s own power. He selects cafes and public squares where innocent people are about. Their minds are open to his nefarious probings. Reeves is also known for his peculiar odor, almost like damp cashmere mixed with stale almonds. Add this smell to the allure of his Hollywood celebrity, and spectators are readily intrigued. Little do they realize that their minds have become easy pickings for the sinister Keanu. They are clear and curious and the actor reciprocates by titillating them with his glamorous mystery. Indeed, Reeves thrills at the public attention and often travels to obscure movie theaters and shopping malls just to feed off the innocence of young people’s sugar-addled brains.

The young actor tests his psychological abilities.

The young actor tests his mental abilities.

So what could Keanu Reeves possibly be doing to Sarah Palin? As a Canadian, he has sworn a blood oath to defend the national socialism of his countrymen. Most likely, he seeks to disrupt and confuse the Tea Party hero. He could also be attempting to hack into her brain, to leach off her inimitable knowledge. He may be trying to find out if Palin will run in the 2016 election. Such information would be priceless on the global terrorist market.

Fortunately, an incredible group of women has risen to the task of protecting the Governor’s brain through a little psychic warfare of their own. This army is known as the “Prayer Warriors for Sarah Palin” and they’re 12,000 soldiers strong!

Keanu Reeves and his vintage style of military mind control (we have better methods today) would be a minor footnote in academic treatises were it not for one important fact. Analysts believe that Reeves recently gained access to a Canadian satellites that will vastly increase his psychological powers. In the 1940s, Dr. Wilhelm Reich postulated that the public power line network could be used for mind control experiments. In the 1960s, MKUltra’s Dr. Cameron was involved with the launch of two military satellites named, appropriately enough, for the pagan god of sinners and artists: Isis I and Isis II. The Canadian Space Agency has claimed for years that these orbiters have been decommissioned, but the renewed attempts by Keanu Reeves to perform his strategic transmitting in public squares prove otherwise.

Isn’t it about time the United States Military neutralize the threat of Keanu Reeves and his psychologically -powered socialist satellites looming in our skies? The answer for President Palin when she assumes office is decidedly, yes!

 

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Henricus Institor is the “nom de plume” of a former Internet hacktivist and high ranking member of the atheist radical elite. Yet even there, amongst the most dangerous liberals in the world, he could not hide from God’s Calling. He was reborn in the Blood of Christ in 2011 and today “Henricus Institor” serves as HardDawn.com’s foremost expert on secret left wing agendas and global power conspiracies.

  • Stephenson_Billings

    Loved this, Henry! It really made me think!

  • Dennis Richardson

    Mk Ultra at Saint Mary’s College in Moraga, Californa and its MBA degree program is a center for NSA programming. Most business professionals in the San Francisco Bay Area that are Politically Correct are also Freemasons, have been brainwashed by the National Training Labs of the British Psychological Warfare Departments’ Tavistock Institute through the Rand Corporation and their MBA degree program.

  • Damien Azular

    this is not Keanu Reeves trying to do anything to Palin. This is Keanu Reeves, victim of brainwashing and now he’s questioning his own mind which goes directly against the programming so he’s a little “out of it.”

  • Damien Azular

    Now Keanu reeves does not have super powers and no he’s not out to get Palin, but this article could very well be seen as a ploy to get Palin elected by creating some mythology around her like she’s the mother of jesus. Wow! Horrible article.

  • nordskoven

    Thinktastic. A former military man told me they, like Reich, “tuned” scalar-type weapons to the width of the spinal cord vertebral opening and brain cavity of the skull. Orgone power of Wilhelm Reich used such simple techniques, like his box. And Reich had the same women-hating of the MK ULTRA satanistas and Lenin: control women, control the world. That’s where the CIA’s Gloria Steinem/MS Magazine abortion mag steps in to create the “Second Wave” FemiNAZI’s who forgot about equal pay for equal work. Pheromone power is totally neutralized in women who take birth control pills. Without pheromone feedback, women chose bad boys. And with the precipitous drop in male testosterone levels, we are virtually a neutered, porn-dependent, pot-dependent society looking for a fake turn-on because the real deal doesn’t kick in. Porn has been shown to infantilize the brain. Credit our sodium, not calcium, fluoride in the drinking water for Prozac-on-tap, and it’s the perfect storm. Gulag Earth. MOST HIGH GOD, HELP! THANKS!

  • Andrew

    Anyone want to lend me a tinfoil hat?

  • MKCANADIAN

    I AM CANADIAN! Fear me American communist scum!