Is Gay Porn Destroying the Internet?

Posted on by Stephenson Billings

gaypornTommy Willow sat down at his family computer recently to research a homework assignment. He was writing an essay about his high school swim team. The Tennessee teenager typed the words “water sports” into the Google Image Search Engine. What the 17-year old did not know was that “water sports” is more than just a term that refers to aquatic athletics. It’s also gay slang for a sexual act involving humiliation and extreme urination. In an instant, the boy was exposed to the most horrific, graphic images of hardcore homosexuality. Tommy was left breathless and confused… His loving mother fared no better. She happened in on the scene a moment later and had to be hospitalized with a severe panic attack.

Young Tommy’s tragic experience is not unique. Experts reveal that there are hundreds of millions of perverse homosexual images and videos on the internet at this very moment. And that number is growing exponentially every day.

The worst same-sex pornography used to be confined to late-night magazine stands and password-protected message boards. Today, however, this filth occupies a raunchy pedestal overlooking everything we do online. You see homosexual nastiness not just on Google, but on all search engines and portals. Everywhere from eBay to Craigslist has been corrupted. The simplest internet query can barrage you with a Folsom Street Fair of foulness– men and animals, boys and men, transvestites in groups, etc. etc. Every time I open up my email, I feel sharp pains riveting my body. The horror really is that profound.

The range of these websites is stunning. They explore every unbelievable cranny of filth. For example:

gayporn2Twink Porn: Sucking on lollipops, hairless teens in pajama bottoms wrestle innocently like it’s their first night at sleep away camp. Only when the underwear drops and the disco music starts is the real intent of these scenarios revealed. Expensive.

Bestiality: German shepherds are surprisingly popular, as well as thoroughbred horses, who happen to be tremendously endowed. Poor quality.

Jocks: Playing with the idea of superstar athletes and locker room jocularity, this type of homosexual propaganda makes every sweaty competition into foreplay for a gay raunchfest. The shower stall becomes the place for prideful posturings, followed by obscene acts of sodomy without love, lubricant or shame. High quality, expensive.

Asians: For the elite fetishist, these films whisk one away to the sultry corners of the Orient, where smooth skin and come hither looks will have your wallet emptied in no time. Slow download speeds.

Thugs: Blacks and Chicanos represent a muddy philosophical threat to many in America. These graphic images allow the suffering gay man to turn this dilemma “on its head,” so to speak. He suddenly becomes the alleyway criminal, forcing his opponent to spread eagle against the wall as he rifles through every nook and cranny of these muscled, ethnic bodies. Beware cross sells.

Bears: Bearded, hairy men coil around each other with an acrobatic dexterity that does not seem feasible. There are grunts and spit and delicately decorated interiors. Moderately priced, not enough updates.

gayporn3The internet is not an infinite resource. It can only handle so much content. Videos and images are particularly large in terms of the memory space they take up. Add to this problem the limits of service providers, who must carry the web into our homes through cables and connections. These pipelines are not limitless either. When someone downloads and streams a high-definition gay film, it makes the connection slower for everyone else on that connection. When people in geographic areas use the web in such great quantities, it also affects the quality of the experience for everyone else in that neighborhood. That’s why Congress’ “Stop Online Privacy Act” is so important. We need to regulate content and cut off access to illegal porn. It’s in the very best interest of everyone to have the web load quickly and effortlessly.

For Tommy Willow, his story became one of survival and triumph. Mother considered sending the boy to counseling with her local pastor, but the young man has so far resisted any attempts. Instead, he’s channeling the turmoil of his experience into volunteering for the local amateur soccer team. “I just adore the sport,” the teenager noted in a recent interview. Indeed, the players couldn’t be more thrilled that the hearty teenager has devoted so much time and passionate energy to his chores as their newest locker room towel boy.

 

  • Reddit Sent me Bitch

    Googled “Water Sports” and was disappointed by the lack of gay porn. I think you might be making things up. Man who has two last names.

    • PM_ME_YOUR_HARD_DAWN

      Why are you commenting on a 4 year old artical? I’m screening this for /r/oldpeopleharddawn