Homosexual-Only Zones Plague Many Foreign Cities

Posted on by Stephenson Billings
Is "Gay Paris" really safe for families?

Is “Gay Parie” really safe for families?

With the Spring/Summer travel season just around the corner, many Americans may be tempted to venture farther afield in search of their next adventure. Some will find relaxation on the golden beaches of the Caribbean, while others might take in the historic sights of the grand, old cities of Europe. Travelers should be aware, however, that many foreign cultures can present significant difficulties for families.

In particular, entire neighborhoods of Paris, Madrid, Rome and Amsterdam have become homosexual-run “No Go Zones,” where law enforcement is scarce and perversion is flaunted at every turn. These are areas where children are always vulnerable and even married men can feel threatened. The problem is often compounded by the language barrier, with many Europeans claiming to not understand your English in an attempt to confuse and possibly rob you. After a long day of walking and unclean foods, exhaustion can make Americans all the more susceptible to scams of this kind.

Locals know enough to avoid these places, but for tourists, a simple wrong turn on the way to the Louvre can land you in a heap of trouble. In Paris, for instance, the Marais gay zone is an erratic mess of cobblestone alleys and ugly, decrepit buildings. Male prostitutes gather on the street corners, their big-lipped smiles are little more than a prelude to knock-out drops and a stolen kidney. Madrid’s Chica Barrio is infamous for its sexual bathhouses, where a late night shower can turn into a gang rape. Amsterdam’s “Red” district is in a constant state of crisis due to its gruesome marijuana epidemic. You will see zonked-out junkies gratifying themselves in just about every apartment window. In all of these ghettoes, erotic paraphernalia is openly displayed in storefronts, enticing passersby with brightly colored instruments of colonic violation. Drag queens walk the perimeters like some type of stiletto-booted storm troopers. Leather-clad men will follow you into the public toilets. And don’t even bother strolling in the parks! Every bush hides a nest of copulating ethnics, grunting and drooling for a taste of your white flesh.

European homosexuals patrol their gay zones with a delirious fanaticism.

Homosexuals wear their nudity like a uniform to patrol their gay zones.

The worst of it is surely the bars and discos. Barkers will literally grab young men off the streets and shanghai them into these carnivals of desire. You might be sipping on a fizzy cosmo one minute, and chained to the wall of a dungeon the next. The noise and the intoxication spills out into the night. The fallen patrol these crowds using the latest cellphone apps and will turn rash if you refuse their barbaric attempts at conversation. They are often found distributing pamphlets or forwarding websites that demand adherence to their insatiable obsession with sodomy. Roving cliques of homosexuals will leer at your clothes if you do not conform to the gay zone uniform of partial nudity and next season’s couture. If you show the slightest hint of weakness, these fashionistas will pounce with stunning alacrity.

This is the true face of Cultural Marxism. Homosexuals are dangerously intolerant of outsiders, and prone to quick acts of belligerence. Recruitment is a major element of these neighborhoods, for their fanatical movement needs to be fed fresh “meat” constantly to survive. It doesn’t matter if you’re young or old, the gays will lust after your heterosexuality with reckless abandon until you relent to their needs against some slick bathroom wall, whimpering like a beaten dog as every last shred of your faith is sprayed across those tacky turquoise tiles…

What is so shocking about this situation is that authorities have clearly lost control of their own territory. Most local police will be completely indifferent to the crimes of indecency happening right beneath their noses. The press prefers not to expose the lawlessness of the gay zones for fear of hurting the tourist trade. Some cities do distribute maps that delineate these areas, but this has had the adverse effect of luring the curious into these enclaves of vice. Considering that many of the nations of Europe once claimed to be Christian, this is all the more appalling.

If you’re considering a family vacation this season, why not take a gander at some homeland gems like Charleston, Nashville or Tampa? You’ll get all the excitement of Old Europe, with none of the botulism, jet lag and morally devastating sexual tension! Bon voyage! 

European homosexuals cherish

European homosexuals cherish the taste of wholesome American flesh and will do anything to lure the innocent into the foulest corners of their “Gay Zones.”


  • Big Ol’Mo

    Can you please tell me more about the gay hustlers in Paris? Addresses or photos maybe? (I know you probably kept a few.)

    • Stephenson_Billings

      Well I actually have not been to Paris but I was reading a bit about it on the web and maybe me and the wife will head there this summer if we have some money saved up. I would certainly like to do farther research on this topic since I think it is so important to whats happening in America right now, especially because Indiana. Thanks for the comment my friend!

  • Kaylee-Aurora

    First it was the Sharia Law Zones and now this? Just stay out of Europe altogether thats what I am thinking.

    • Fergy

      Oh bless! Nothing like a bit of ignorance is there luv?

  • Wow it all just sounds so horrifying! Those gays. They just want to take over the world with their lust and debauchery. And the poor heterosexual men lured into these dens of iniquity. Once they have had a taste homosexuality seems like a drug. What is happening to the world? Are there any such zones in Australia or New Zealand? They might need investigating. … now, where did I put those speedos. …

    • Stephenson_Billings

      Thank you for the words of support Dennis. As for Australia, I believe they have a large homosexual population down there descended from the original prisoners exiled to the island hundreds of years ago.

      • Ronald

        Yes, They were hiden in the prison’s closets.

  • Natnasci

    This site is hilarious. I haven’t laughed so hard in years. It is a satirical site right?

    • Gerald Rogan

      Of course it is, but it’s well done

      • Fergy

        Damn. I thought it was for real.

  • Paris is beautiful

    This is a joke, right? Le Marais in Paris is fantastic. The gay scene there is vibrant and stylish. Right near the Pompidou, the whole area is family friendly with restaurants and great shops.

    This article is satire?