The Hillary machine is marching forward, democrats!
Every day the drumbeat from the liberal media is getting louder. Pretty soon it will drown out all other potential candidates. Martin O’Malley may be rushing to line up some big name donors, but let’s face it, the guy is an intellectual lightweight. Once he mounts the national stage, people will see him for the painfully boring door-to-door salesman that he really is. Ding song, nobody’s home up there, Marty!
Elizabeth Warren? She’s an affirmative action fraud and just an all-around angry nag. Taxpayers hate her, women find her mannish and unkempt. No way the voters are going to wait in the rain to vote for that! Eric Holder? Too much Obama baggage. Bernie Sanders is an old sideshow commie, more of a distraction for the far leftists than anything else. Howard Dean is literally a mental case and Andy Cuomo is a corrupt, womanizing bozo who should just take that job at Goldman Sachs already. John Kerry? A windsurfing, flip-flopping, fussy little Francophile egomaniac. And Al Franken, Al Gore and Joe Biden are already late-night talk show punchlines, which really is the best these capped-teeth clowns could hope for.
(They say Biden is wet with anticipation that Hillary is going to screw up and that he’ll be called in to take her place at the last minute, but this isn’t House of Cards, Joe! Not going to happen!)
So that leaves you democrats with Hillary. The woman is an easy target for a solidly all-American Republican presidential platform. Let’s not forget just a few of her scandals: Whitewater, Troopergate, Hillarycare, the cattle futures scam, Vince Foster, Monica Lewinsky, Travelgate, rumored lesbian affairs, the Marc Rich pardon, kissing Yasir Arafat’s wife, deleted emails, and Benghazi! BENGHAZI FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!
Knowing the Republican party, they will somehow screw all that up. Even with such fantastic candidates as Ted Cruz or Rand Paul, the Republicans will screw it up. They’ll backpaddle to mediocrity with someone like Jeb Bush. They’ll water down their most exhilarating issues. They run away from Christianity and protecting our borders. CAN WE CONSERVATIVES JUST GET OUR ACT TOGETHER FOR ONCE! COME ON!
So supposing that Mr. Obama does allow the elections to happen in November of 2016 (he could still incite a national disaster or terrorist attack, declare martial law and cancel everything) and supposing that he actually vacates the Oval Office on January 20, 2017 (honestly, many analysts such as myself have our doubts!), we could very well be stuck with old Hillary Clinton next time around. YES, VOTERS REALLY ARE THIS STUPID, FOLKS!
The media is doing a fine job of packaging Hillary for the masses but something Obama said back in 2007 still rings true, “You’re likeable enough, Hillary, I guess…” The truth is she is not very likeable in person. She’s a big fat phony. Every public word she utters has been crafted and vetted and tested in a thousand public opinion polls. She never speaks off the cuff, she is never genuine. She probably can’t pick out a pair of shoes without an assistant and I’m sure she hasn’t bought a rotisserie chicken at Korgers in about four decades. DOES SHE EVEN KNOW HOW TO DRIVE AN SUV? OR PROGRAM THE CABLE CHANNELS WITH THE REMOTE? WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME SHE FOUGHT WITH SOMEONE OVER A PARKING SPOT?
So she’s got no clue what REAL AMERICA is like. If I said it once, I’ll say it again: PHONY!
Why does this vicious little fraud go to such an effort to hide her true intentions? Because deep down inside Hillary is that same old Wellesley college rebel, that hippie chick not shaving her armpits and flirting with marijuana and lesbianism, fighting against “the man” and God and hating everything truly good about America. STILL LIVING BY YOUR TERRORIST BIBLE, SAUL ALINKSY’S “RULES FOR RADICALS,” DEAR HILLARY?!?
So what will communist Hillary do if she manages to slime her way into the White House? She will take vengeance on us good, hardworking people. Basically, anyone with a job is a target. She will rape and pillage middle America until there is nothing left. She will destroy our schools and our churches. She will bankrupt our business through every half-baked socialist scheme she can think of. COMMIE DICTATOR!
It begins with gutting the military. What better way to show the world we apologize for our freedom and the God-given success of capitalism? Why not give the Canadians and Mexicans a chance to play a stronger role in the Americans? And who cares about the Middle East when the ghettos of America needs expanded welfare programs to pay for free community college and Obamacare marijuana prescriptions. THIS IS PRECISELY WHAT LENIN DID, SHEEPLE!
(Right about now, Vladimir Putin and the communist Chinese are really drooling reading all this!)
How will she pay for all these entitlement programs? By nationalizing the banks, of course. I’m no fan of those big bankers and their hunchbacked buddies at the Federal Reserve, but I do treasure my saving account… Well, say goodbye to all that! Say goodbye to our economy! Your 401ks will be seized, student loans will be forgiven, small businesses will close and then more of your private property will be taken to support the financial collapse… And they might as well seize your guns and your Constitutions while they’re at it! Don’t want the patriotic citizens to be inspired by the words of Thomas Jefferson after all!
WHEN AMERICA ELECTS A FRAUD LIKE HILLARY AND OUR ECONOMY COLLAPSES, PLEASE DON’T SAY I DIDN’T WARN YOU! UNTIL THEN, I’LL BE DOWN IN MY BUNKER WAITING FOR YOUR TELEGRAMS OF APOLOGY. GOD BLESS MY FRIENDS!
“I HOLD IT THAT A LITTLE REBELLION NOW AND THEN IS A GOOD THING, AND AS NECESSARY IN THE POLITICAL WORLD AS STORMS IN THE PHYSICAL!” — THOMAS JEFFERSON.