Gay Porn Site “Grinder” May Host Future Democratic Debates

Posted on by Stephenson Billings
Apple products are responsible for the massive upsurge in gay sex in America.

Hairy and ruff “tops” are only a click away on the Grinder site.

As a Christian and a happily married man, I have been shocked to see so many questionable websites linked to this year’s presidential debates. The obvious examples of Twitter and YouTube readily come to mind. Both host an unfathomable amount of X-rated content. From videos of skateboarders in jockstraps jumping on trampolines to the Tweet accounts of homosexual porn stars asking for “roses” and “party favors,” neither enterprise should be in any way connected to our dignified electoral process.

Recently, news flashed across my computer that gay sex site “Grinder” was moving into the live-streaming news business. For those who are unaware, Grinder is a cellphone application aimed at degenerate sex addicted iPhone users. It connects international homosexuals using GPS technology so that intercourse can be procured at any place and at any time. A man simply taps on his mobile device and within minutes a leather daddy with handcuffs or a twink in a mesh tanktop will appear to preform what can only lightly be termed anal penetrative sodomy.

The vile exchange occurs in gaudy motel rooms, deep in the woods of our public parks, or even at specially segregated discos in the inner city. Many homosexuals will engage in sodomy dozens of times a night, charging ever rising exorbitant rates. It shall come as no surprise that most of the profiles on the Grinder website feature photography of the male buttocks. The orifices are primed and gelled and then shot in soft, romantic lights. For a predator on the prowl, it’s a veritable cornucopia of easy entries.

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So when Grinder announced this month that they will now be live streaming important media events such as the 2016 London Menswear Shows, I became immediately suspicious and knew the presidential debates were in jeopardy. This poses a uniquely dangerous proposition for American voters. If the likes of Bernie Sanders or Hillary Clinton are tapping directly into the gay voting subculture (with their billions of pink dollars at the ready), does this mean that homosexual media is colluding with the leftist/socialist candidates to overthrow America?

Furthermore, we need to ask if such events will truly be open to the conservative press, or even the national press. Would Republicans even want their share of fair media time before the homosexual underground? What role will hardcore gay fornication play in the larger 2016 election? There are already suggestions that if Hillary is elected, she will give the gays their very own holiday celebrating sodomy so clearly this is just the beginning.

In the final analysis, it’s clear that the pink elite is pulling the strings behind this year’s Democratic Party slate. It’s also clear they are exhibiting undue influence on our local elections as well. If it were ISIS making these same moves, normal citizens would be outraged. We’d demand an IRS audit into the finances behind these secret agreements. We’d also demand far greater oversight of the Grinder website in general. Alas, under Obama none of this will come to pass. Where the Federal Government drops the ball, local citizen journalists have to take up the baton and keep their eye on the frothy parade of pornographic Grinder profiles. With so much fresh meat appearing on the app daily, this will surely be a grueling task!

Is your family ready for America's first x-rated gay presidential debate?

Is your family ready for America’s first gay presidential debate?