Basement of Snopes.com Headquarters Used for Atheist-Extraterrestrial Torture Orgies, Explosive New Report Claims

Posted on by Henricus Institor

David Mikkelson, founder of Snopes, is an avowed Atheist with a history of Clinton Foundation propaganda efforts.

When Facebook signed a multi-million dollar deal with the “fact checking” website Snopes.com, many Americans were worried about its political bias.

The move thrust the company overnight into an incredibly powerful position with little outside oversight.

Snopes and its owners now had control over the newsfeed of the world’s biggest social media platform and could censor any journalism that went off the globalist corporate script.

These fears were confirmed by an investigative report by one of Great Britain’s most respected newspapers. That shocking exposé found that Snopes was secretly funneling money into illegal activities and had serious personnel issues. Snopes drew even more scorn when Tucker Carlson’s Daily Caller discovered that all of its “fact checkers” were actually Democratic activists.

It’s no surprise, then, that this leftwing corporate website has devoted an incredible amount of energy towards undermining the winning presidency of Donald J. Trump.

Now, a new report on Facebook’s censorship partner reveals an even darker truth.

According to a crowdsourced examination from 4chan.org, owner David Mikkelson is a card-carrying Atheist who has been using the site to promote his own anti-Christian agenda. Furthermore, research has shown that certain staff members are preventing leaks about extraterrestrials from going viral on Facebook.

It’s no coincidence that one of the biggest news stories skyrocketing across the alternative media this year has been the proven existence of human-alien hybrids. Some suspect they are evidence of ancient alien interaction with our species, while others believe it is part of a recruitment scheme plotted by Super Homosexuals at the highest levels of the Illuminati.

This means that Snopes’ anti-Trump agenda is just the tip of the iceberg.

Are captive aliens being ritualistically abused in hidden underground chambers at Snopes’ luxurious and secretive California offices?

A pattern-analytical reading of the web page encoding on Snopes’ “50 Hottest Urban Legends” list shows the curious repetition of the terms “div-class” and “form-wrapper.” These highly unusual phrases are known code words among the interspecies sex subculture meaning “basement bondage” and “extraterrestrial orifice penetration.”

All of this immediately makes sense when we review the hidden Atheist symbology of Snopes.com’s luxurious headquarters.

Located in a nondescript office park in Calabasas, California, Snopes’ building “666” has minimalistic tan ferrock cladding symbolic of the soulless nihilism of Militant Atheism itself. Vertical bands of gray are meant to mimic church steeples in a mocking, and slightly Satanic way. Five heavy columns at the portico represent the five pillars of this subversive ideology: Marx, Darwin, Dawkins, Nye and Gervais.

Most suspicious of all, the building has a heavy framing system that seems out of place for a two-story structure that claims to have no basement.

Further investigation of intercepted Tweets from the official account of Snopes.com proves that these headquarters do indeed sit on a complex series of subterranean chambers where ritualistic orgies take place between members of Mikkelson’s inner circle and extraterrestrial sex slaves who are traded among the global Rothschildian elite like a dose of herpes making the rounds in the parking lot of the Bonnaroo Festival.

The shocking truth about Snopes.com is already causing hysteria on UFO message boards where many sympathize with the plight of ancient aliens. They see this yet another example of the pathology of the Clinton Crime Family and want to mount an effort to rescue the abused.

Political analysts caution patience, however, and state that Donald J. Trump is likely aware of the criminal #Snopesgate allegations. They suspect the President is playing a game of 4-D chess with David Mikkelson in order to out the very Resistance fighters who have been secretly embedded in his White House by extraterrestrial slave trader James Comey.

As of press time, no one from Snopes.com nor its secret basement chamber abduction squad responded to this report.

About This Journalist

Henricus Institor is the “nom de plume” of a former Internet hacktivist and high ranking member of the atheist radical elite. Yet even there, amongst the most dangerous liberals in the world, he could not hide from God’s Calling. He was reborn in the Blood of Christ in 2011 and today “Henricus Institor” serves as HardDawn.com’s foremost expert on secret left wing agendas and global power conspiracies.

  • Terry Hill

    Hilarious! Bravo, this will keep me laughing all day!
    And to anyone on here who believes this… seek urgent psychological help. Seriously.

    • Stephenson_Billings

      That’s my same reaction when I read the ridiculous fake news on Snopes that tries to make President Trump look bad!

      • Terry Hill

        You do get that when Trump lies and makes shit up, it’s not Snopes making him look bad… It’s him?
        You get that, right?

        • tMoD

          If there is anyone not “getting” what is going on here it is definitely you sir.

      • Michael

        Trump is very good at making himself look bad, and doesn’t need Snopes’s help at all.

        The sad thing about you true believers is that you class anything which contradicts the lies and myths you’ve swallowed (and keep swallowing) as “fake news.” It strains credulity to suggest that such a massive swath of news organizations, both domestic and foreign, would all be part of some grand cabal.

        • tMoD

          Says the smug guy who doesn’t realize the veracity of the site on which he posts.

  • Blanche Beecham

    Super Homosexuals and the probing connection to hybrid human/extraterrestrials are the biggest hidden dangers we face today as a nation. Forget about Isus, rapist drug lords crossing our southern borders or vaccine induced homosexuality. We should have our eyes to the sky.

    • obadiahorthodox

      it is skittles with their rainbow colors. hail the super homosexuals

  • Lisa

    I knew it all along.

  • Cassidy Pen

    This is where that that Mika Bryznevinsky receives untoward justification for her smears against the potus. It’s a dark day in my beloved nation when ilk such as the leftist media and hookah smoking research geeks join forces in their attacks against a man who wants to fix the country.
    I don’t ever surf click on the snopes and I ask anyone who uses their smears to justify their leftist slant to read my hand.
    It’s that simple.

    • Kathi Stenbock

      Wheeeee! I’ll take what she’s having! I haven’t been that stoned in a very long time. Wait…is that a man?

    • Stephenson_Billings

      Couldt said it better myself! I feel so sad for the president getting harassed like this til he’s practically falling apart and he looks so upset and worn out and just desperate for a friend. You would think he was safe from terrorism but I guess not!

      • HobokenGuy

        I really can’t tell if this person is serious or not.

        • Michael Ward

          Poe’s Law strikes again. 😀

        • tMoD

          No? Click around a bit more, I think the answer is clear.

          How about taking a gander at the buff young man at the top of this page with a rifle protruding from his crotch?

          Still need a clue?

      • John J Publicus

        What a poor snowflake! Maybe he needs a woobie?

    • John J Publicus

      Jerez Cassidy, aren’t you dead yet?

      No worries, the idiotic vultures you call ‘your leaders’ are in the process of removing that for you. Die fast will you, we have work to do once you’re finally gone….

  • James Lawrence

    Laughing who thought up this

  • barb6984

    Can hardly wait for this to be used by neocons as “proof” Snopes is invalid …

    • barb6984

      Has anybody actually mistaken this site as real?

  • John J Publicus

    So THIS is what’s a fake news site looks like? Kinda amateur if you ask me…