At this very moment, the United States is being ravaged by one of the worst epidemics in human history, but you’ll find no mention of it on the nightly news. Our children are blindly launching themselves into a world of risk, with absolutely no forewarning. Young men and women who have been caught in the net of this plague have no support, and feel that their only option is to lash out at the world by spreading their disease far and wide. Adults, no matter their educational or faith backgrounds, openly dedicate their lives to suffering and addiction. Faced with a crisis that has long passed critical mass, our medical establishment is utterly helpless.
Ms. McCarthy, your personal battle against the big government vaccine agenda has inspired millions. It has given hope to countless parents who simply want to love their children without worrying about secret experiments and activist bureaucrats stomping on our Constitutional rights. You have shown us that we can fight back against leftwing science and its invasive health mandates! Please Ms. McCarthy, we ask you to consider something crucial today. There is another vaccinary medication that is being recklessly injected into countless Americans and it’s far worse than anything used against measles and mumps. We humbly propose that you consider the case that follows.
So what is the horrible pandemic that we mentioned in the opening paragraph of this study? What could be so heinous that it’s literally tearing American families apart? The virus in question is none other than the disease of immorality and sadly, no one is immune.
In the 1960s, traditional values were attacked and a “free love” mentality took hold of our youths. In the aftermath, the United States saw a dramatic uptick in the incidence of premarital sex, female promiscuity, adultery, non-traditional copulatory acts and masturbation. In the years following the elections of both Bill Clinton and Barack Hussein Obama, the rates of hardcore homosexuality, lesbianism and sodomy have also skyrocketed.
None of these vices would thrive so wantonly without the popularization of penicillin. Penicillin, quite simply, gave Americans free license to abuse their bodies. It opened the door to the worst forms of sexual congress and cost taxpayers untold billions. The results have pushed our nation to the brink of collapse.
As a medical professional, I have been fighting on the forefront of this health crisis for decades. My work, and countless other peer-reviewed scientific studies, has proven that sexually-transmitted diseases (STDs) such as syphilis, gonorrhea, chlamydia, genital bloating and bacterial testiclitus are far more prevalent today than they were before the era of so-called “sexual liberation.” Furthermore, the link between penicillin and the STDs mentioned above is irrefutable.
One harrowing fact that medical professionals will tell you is that our treatments for STDs are not slowing down the spread of vice. Indeed, youths are engaging in risky penetrative scenarios because they know there is an easy cure for their mistakes. Doctors, quite simply, are not addressing the larger epidemic of sexual perversion in any way whatsoever. In fact, penicillin helps spread immorality.
Drastic threats require drastic measures. At the dawn of the 19th century, America was suffering from chronic alcoholism. This was spread by the hordes of new immigrants from places such as Ireland, Poland and Italy, where liquor was far too common among the poor. Alcoholism spread from the loud and swarthy working classes to our rural communities. Farms, families and hardworking souls were profoundly damaged by the “Irish Curse.” In 1917, the United States Congress faced down this disease with the Volstead Act. Without our sober vigor, our men in uniform might not have had the fortitude to defeat the Krauts in WWI.
The situation in the United States today is dangerously similar to the early 1900s. Arab terrorists threaten our borders and sodomy threatens us from within. We need to win the war at home before we can build up the moxie to defeat our enemies abroad. We can accomplish this noble goal by immediately boycotting penicillin. Eventually, once we have a positive change in the Oval Office, we will need to prohibit this dangerous “medication” altogether. It may be the only hope left for our traditional values.
Please take a moment today to show your support for the Penicillin Prohibition Movement by sharing the good news on your Facebook and Twitter accounts. Educate yourself about the dangers of liberal immorality and don’t be afraid to speak out! As Ms. McCarthy has shown us with her bravery in the face of liberal harassment, one person’s heartfelt opinion can dramatically affect the health of millions. Godspeed, my friends!