Many Atheists Believe That Eating Puppy Fetuses Will Cure Their Sexual Impotency. Here’s Why They’re Wrong

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The latest underground food trend threatens America's virtue.

The latest underground food trend strikes at the heart of America’s homeland virtue.

In generations past, militant atheism was classified as a disease. Early cultures called it demonic possession, homosexuality or even witchcraft. Later, doctors viewed it as a form of depression, a wasting away of one’s soul. Reviewing these cases today, some were clearly the result of retardation or mental illness. Others were likely tuberculosis. German intellectuals coined the term nihilism in the 19th century in an attempt to give philosophical cover to what was simply a crass and opportunistic abandonment of faith. Sadly, the communist revolutions in the early 20th century seized upon this concept to create totalitarian anti-theist dictator states that imprisoned half of the world’s population. This historic context is crucial as we attempt to comprehend the cult members of extreme atheism today.

Contemporary atheists are quick to put their faith in new fads and miracle cures. Yoga, Tai Chi, Tarot, vitamin supplements, aromatherapy, acupuncture, astrology, transcendental mediation, marijuana abuse and veganism are just a few examples of notions that modern nihilists have hitched their wagons to in recent years. It seems that whenever something truly ridiculous comes along, the atheists are anxious to adopt it. Such is the case with canine meat.

First, as a medical professional, let me state unequivocally for the record:

• Dog meat has negligible nutritional benefits as a food source.

• Meat from wild dogs could actually contain toxins and be harmful.

• There is not one single peer-reviewed health study that even remotely suggests that canine fetuses contribute to the human libido.

• Any supposed benefit one gains from such meat must be psychosomatic, and is likely due to the patient having deep-seated psychological problems in the first place.

• Even if there were some correlation between animal fetuses and sexual arousal, eating dog meat is illegal in many states and is considered abhorrent by modern moral standards.

• While dog meat offers no health benefits, its ingestion has the very real effect of validating a radical lifestyle choice, thereby making the most irrational and dogmatic notions appear to be self-fulfilling prophecy in the minds of militant atheists.

The consumption of canine meat originates in China. With a population well over one billion, the people there have become reckless in the way they forage for possible nutrients. This is compounded by China’s religion of communism, which is decidedly against capitalism, freedom, independence and the love of Jesus Christ. Without the moral instruction of the Bible, the Chinese have been forced to dream up their own set of societal codes, mostly drawn from the discredited scribblings of Mao and Darwin, that allow for an individual to actively pursue the destruction of his own soul. Here in America, we call this Satanism.

You may think it’s a bit harsh to label the Chinese raison d’etre “Satanism,” but its effects on the world at large are undoubtedly promoting the destruction of the Christian religion.

The rise of homegrown radical atheism has alarmed many national security analysts.

The rise of homegrown radical atheism has alarmed many national security analysts.

American Atheism, An Oriental Agenda

American atheists have risen to prominence in the last decade through the liberal media and the most vile websites on the Internet. They have required schools to remove any mention of God on their premises. They’ve forced churches to perform non-Christian homosexual “marriages.” They’re agitating for the removal of “In God We Trust” from our money. And that’s just the beginning. Ultimately, they’re seeking to outlaw the very Christian principles that this nation was founded upon.

Atheist demands for special privileges from government, and civilization at large, necessarily command people of faith to sacrifice their freedoms, namely the Constitutionally-protected Freedoms of Religion and Speech. By requiring fellow Americans to abandon Jesus Christ, they are attacking the very substance of what has made this nation such a leading light to the lesser people of the planet. They are pressuring America to abandon all those we have saved, including the people in Iraq and Afghanistan. How could any reasonable person see this as something other than Satanism?

The truly shocking thing is that the atheist addiction to canine fetuses opens the door to much, much worse. A disturbing joke has long circulated on the internet that atheists “eat babies.” This was likely started by atheists, as some crude form of self-mockery and attention grabbing. Yet there have been reported incidents of actual baby meat consumption in China in recent years. Again, it is the pressures of a massively overpopulated country combined with an utter lack of faith that allows such reprehensible acts to transpire (any surprise we have also seen incidents of cannibalism and child sacrifice as well?) What is unfortunate is that America’s atheists continue to see the Chinese as the vanguard and are anxious to pick up their latest trends. Could a human fetus consumption fad happen right here in the United States? With radical atheism’s ascent to power seemingly unstoppable, it’s almost inevitable.


About This Journalist

Dr. Arthur Bacon Plimpton, DDS and BOHDSc, is a retired physician who spent decades fighting on the frontlines of America’s healthcare fiasco. Today, he uses his journalism to inoculate citizens against our nation’s pandemic of socialism, scientism and sexual perversion.

  • Kaylee-Aurora

    I could never eat a dog. But I did have a nasty Chinese takeout last year and wonder what those people put in it. They say you never see dogs around those places. It explains a lot.

    • sccmstl

      Mt. Vernon, Missouri used to have a terrible problem with all the “town dogs” laying around the courthouse square. Then some Asian folks were settled in town by the Roman Catholic Church. Soon Chinese restaurants were opened up. Not long after that, there was no dog problem in Mt. Vernon.

      • Brav Ocado

        You’re funny!! lol

    • Brandon Osborn

      “…these people…” bigot

    • Brandon Osborn

      Chinese places prefer cats, the Koreans tend to be the masters of the canine cuisine – I did meet a Vietnamese guy who sold dog rolls at our town Labor Day festival a few times. He was a nice guy, and those egg rolls were great!

  • Stephenson_Billings

    “You never meet an atheist in a foxhole, just a gloryhole!”

    • James Running Turtle

      I was in a foxhole many times and I’m Atheist,,usually with some poor guy that was praying not to be killed.

      • Nick D Waters

        You mean a coward praying to his imaginary friend?

        • Brav Ocado


      • Jade

        Nice story bro. What really happened?

      • Sheryl Hunter

        Yeah, I never met any Atheist that suddenly changed beliefs in the military because things got hairy. It is such a self serving statement that Christians use. Plenty of Atheists in fox holes and other areas.

      • Brandon Roberts

        he’s joking i’m pretty sure james

    • Chris

      ohh, i love a good glory hole.

      • Stephenson_Billings


        • Michael Asbury

          you’re the stupid a55 that had to post it. BTW look how many likes James Running Turtle has who replied to you,compared to your post. moron.

        • Brandon Osborn


        • Tad Annuwiol

          Stephenson loves being on the giving end.

    • Johnny

      @”You never meet an atheist in a foxhole, just a gloryhole”

      For one thing, fundies don’t have the balls to fight for their country, which explains why you’lle never be there to meet an atheist.

      Secondly, atheists probably go to gloryholes to get their dicks sucked by all the “born again” fags that hang there looking for dick.

      • Mike

        I thought Christians only had sex with little boys….

        • Elvis Dominguez

          Nah, those are Catholics

          • Steve Schneider

            Second verse, same as the first.

          • Mark Eddy

            Catholics ARE christians… in point of fact, they invented christianity. Wow, you don’t know anything about your own religion, do you? LMAO

          • Mark Collins

            Bet you he’s being facetious.

          • Elvis Dominguez

            who said I was religious?

          • timmisiewicz

            Catholics ARE Christians.

    • Darwin Holmstrom

      I’m not sure about that. I’ve never been at a gloryhole where someone on the other side of the partition wasn’t hollering; “Oh God! Oh Jesus!”

      • Eric Davis

        You visit lots of gloryholes? In 39 years, I’ve yet to find one, much less one where some dude was waiting for action.

    • David Ewers

      I guess you were the glory hole they were using,

    • Brandon Osborn

      …unless it’s a little boy-shaped glory hole, then you meet a catholic priest or a southern baptist minister.

    • Peter J Smith

      Really? I was in the military from 99 – 06. A LOT of atheists in the service, myself included.

    • Randy Bevan

      I am SGT Randy Bevan, THE Foxhole Atheist. You religious nuts bow your head and pray while we protect you from bullets. Including the atheistic religions, your military is almost 30% non-believer. I don’t expect facts from first hand experience to change your mind, so enjoy your fantasy; I choose reality.

    • Lefty Blitzer

      Absolute nonsense. You just want one up your gloryhole.

  • Michael1981

    Anything at all that moves us away from Jesus Christ is Satanism – you don’t have to be a disciple of Anton LaVey to be a Satanist.

    • DWS

      Do you believe in Santa Clause too?

      • Marvin Hoenselaar

        Wasn’t that originally Satan Clause and misspelled by the millitant christians?

      • iknowthings

        The story of santa claus is actually based on some trutg, dumbass.

        • DWS

          So it is a good analogy then. But if you believe that a man currently lives on the North Pole with flying reindeer and a magic sleigh, and manages to get to every house in the US and the UK in a single evening, then I would be justified in laughing at you.

          • Guest

            Santa Claus is a groomer for religion. Children are told if they are good a magic man will bring them gifts. Adults are told if they are good a magic man will give them eternal life in paradise. They are pretty equally silly.

          • Jacob Alexander Maines

            Lol but actually he’d have an entire day because of the shifting time zones

          • DWS

            Wow, a whole day to visit 360 million people (US + UK).

            That’s about 0.24 milliseconds (240 nanoseconds) per person then.

          • Jacob Alexander Maines

            lol I was just saying that it is more than a single evening. Not saying that’s enough time at all

        • Matt K Dexter

          It’s *dumb ass, dumb ass…

        • Brandon Osborn

          ‘trutg’? Are you icelandic, or just incapable of spelling. Since Iceland is a mostly non-religious country, I’ll put my money on the latter.

    • James Running Turtle

      your stupid as a stump to think like that

      • Parrotdead

        *you’re* not your.

      • Brandon Osborn

        You’re dumber than a third-grader to syntax like that.

    • Chris

      There is no such thing as a god….so there is no such thing as satan…… so, mute point. But good luck with that.

      • Marcus Scottus

        “Moot” not “mute”…

      • Brandon Osborn

        But there are such things a puppy fetuses – And We Love Them!

    • Nick D Waters

      Satan is my maaaasssstteerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

    • Dexi Chaos

      you are fukking retarded. how many times were you dropped as a baby to believe that shit?

      • Brandon Osborn

        7 * 7 * 77, I bet!

    • Lefty Blitzer

      More absolute nonsense. Why don’t you religionists grow up?

    • heymoe2001

      That may be the stupidest thing I’ve heard today.
      Get a life and read a second book.

    • Mark Eddy

      No, anything that moves people away from the ‘jesus myth’ is more properly called ‘truth’.

    • Susan Struss

      Ummm……no,but being non Christian definitely doesn’t make one a Satanist. Except to a blind,bigoted,superiority complex having sheep.

    • Brandon Osborn

      When you masturbate, jesus has to, as well; and, yes, he suffers. You’re a bastard.

  • Cassidy Pen

    I agree that the Chinasians are wrong and we should not be killing dogs for food. We should just ban Chinasia.

    • looking for love

      Wow. I can not believe the level of hate on here. Do you people really hate everything and everyone that is different from you? I thought your religion was based on love but I guess I was wrong.

      • April Parr

        Only love for the people who think and act and do exactly like them. For other people it’s “love”.

      • Marcus Scottus

        And you took that seriously, did you? “Chinasians”

        Come on. We’re on a satirical website.

    • sccmstl

      What the fuck is a Chinasian? My spell checker apparently has no idea, nor does my Oxford Dictionary.

    • Brandon Osborn

      “Chinasia” you’ve won the christard-bigot award for the week – CONGRATULATIONS!

    • Lefty Blitzer

      Bigoted piece-of-shit.

  • Phoenix

    America wasn’t founded on Christian principles. America was founded on FREEDOM OF RELIGION. So enjoy the melting pot you have created until the muslims and christians all kill each other off.

    • Stephenson_Billings

      Read some history, son.

      “I have always said, and always will say, that the studious perusal of the Sacred Volume, the Bible, will make better citizens, better fathers, and better husbands.” — Thomas Jefferson, President, Signer of the Declaration

      • AJ

        Apart from the bit about slavery, stoning gays, or women who speak in church right..?

      • Chris

        That is one mans opinion. He never wrote any laws making us a christian nation. Do your own reading of history.

        And he never said that. Idiot.

      • Fred Coyote

        I concur with you strictly in your opinion of the comparative merits of atheism and demonism, and really see nothing but the latter in the being worshipped by many who think themselves Christians.

        -Thomas Jefferson, letter to Richard Price, Jan. 8, 1789

      • Fred Coyote

        “Christianity neither is, nor ever was a part of the common law.”

        -Thomas Jefferson, letter to Dr. Thomas Cooper, February 10, 1814

      • Fred Coyote

        “And the day will come when the mystical generation of Jesus, by the supreme being as his father in the womb of a virgin will be classed with the fable of the generation of Minerve in the brain of Jupiter. But may we hope that the dawn of reason and freedom of thought in these United States will do away with this artificial scaffolding, and restore to us the primitive and genuine doctrines of this most venerated reformer of human errors.”

        -Thomas Jefferson, Letter to John Adams, April 11, 1823

      • YallAreCrazy

        “As the Government of the United States of America is not, in any sense,
        founded on the Christian religion” – Treaty of Tripoli 1797

        Unanimously ratified….

      • Dollartooth

        I like the bit where you called him `son`, it`s like being told off by a stern but fatherly cowboy…

      • Steve Thompson

        There’s no proof that Jefferson ever said that, just some story of some guy saying that he said it. Sounds exactly like Moses – “Hey guys, god told me a load of stuff to tell you. There was no-one around to hear it so you’ll just have to believe me.”

        • Lou Morong

          Proof? The burden of proof lies with the one making the claim.

          • Steve Thompson

            I didn’t make the claim. What’s your point?

      • TakeOurCountryForward

        Stephenson, you do know that Jefferson took a razor to the Bible and physically cut out all the “miracles,” don’t you?
        Read some more history, son.

      • Mick-Doscious

        Look who got absolutely owned. Poor Stephen. Now go home, fundie. The time for your nascent and pubescent fairy tale belief system is over.

      • Anthony Edwards

        If by “study of the bible” he meant to recognize hypocrisy and tyranny at first glance, yes the best source is the god of the bible. However, this attributed quote is a little vague on why you should study it. Remember, this is the guy (Thomas Jefferson) who cut out all the miracles from the bible saying that it was the work of a madman.

        “It is between fifty and sixty years since I read it and I then considered it as merely the ravings of a maniac no more worthy nor capable of explanation than the incoherences of our own nightly dreams” – Jefferson on the Bible (particularly the Book of Revelations.)

      • Matt K Dexter

        May YOU need to read some history, son..

        Treaty of Tripoli Article 11

        As the government of the United States of America is not in any sense founded on the Christian Religion,-as it has in itself no character of enmity against the laws, religion or tranquility of Musselmen,-and as the said States never have entered into any war or act of hostility against any Mehomitan nation, it is declared by the parties that no pretext arising from religious opinions shall ever produce an interruption of the harmony existing between the two countries.

      • fifthdentist

        “The divorce between Church and State ought to be absolute. It ought to be so absolute that no Church property anywhere, in any state or in the nation, should be exempt from equal taxation; for if you exempt the property of any church organization, to that extent you impose a tax upon the whole community.” — James A. Garfield, Congressional Record, 1874

      • Lefty Blitzer

        Fake quote made up by christians. Just like their religion.

      • Mark Eddy

        Thomas Jefferson never said that. That is deliberate disinformation.

        Let’s see your source…

      • Robin Rudolph-Rodenberger

        Just look at Josh Duggar! There is your proof. LOL

      • Jacob Alexander Maines

        Actually he never said that. It was proven long ago that Jefferson didn’t say that and did not think religion makes people better

    • Jacob Alexander Maines

      I hate that people don’t understand that that also means freedom FROM religion. Practice what pleases you, or don’t practice at all.

  • Old Guy In Stanton

    FTFA: “Again, it is the pressures of a massively overpopulated country combined with an utter lack of faith that allows such reprehensible acts to transpire (any surprise we have also seen incidents of cannibalism and child sacrifice as well?)”

    What doe you think the whole abortion thing is about? Little known fact: aborted fetuses are kept ALIVE for weeks, hooked up to artificial wombs developed by Satanic Science. They are then SACRIFICED in Black Masses designed to (what the fanatic adherents say) OPEN THE GATE to allow Yog Sottoth entry into this dimension. And it gets worse, far worse, from there:

    • sccmstl

      Where can I sign up? Are they on Facebook? I’ve seen those “artificial wombs” on sites that feature adult entertainment devices.

    • Lovely Atheist

      You really shouldn’t admit to this kind of evidence about your life with the fetuses. I bet you like them broiled in butter, and paired with pound cake after they get turned off, or after your high priest slices and dices them. Do you all sit around and tell jokes and play drinking games after?

      • OGIS

        >>>”You really shouldn’t admit to this kind of evidence about your life with
        the fetuses. I bet you like them broiled in butter, and paired with
        pound cake after they get turned off, or after your high priest slices
        and dices them. Do you all sit around and tell jokes and play drinking
        games after?”

        Dude, I don’t eat fetuses. I’m allergic.

  • neverhome

    Someone please tell me this is a hoax site like National Report. Please? There can’t be this many nut jobs on one website.

    • David

      There can’t be this many nut jobs on the planet – please.

      • sccmstl

        Oh yes there can…

    • April Parr

      One can only hope, but even if the articles are fake they seem to be drawing in a lot if followers that agree. Maybe I’ll write an article about how the sun doesn’t really exist, it’s all just a government lie, and see how many fools chomp at that apple.

  • R Rose

    What’s wrong with puppies? No medical evidence “Dr?” Why are there so many Chinese then huh?

  • Blanche Beecham

    Trying to tell an atheist they’re wrong is like trying to teach a pig to polka. Even if you succeed, you can’t get them to put on a frilly skirt, let alone shoes.

    • Stephenson_Billings

      I find the whole concept of atheism reather childish really. It’s just a bunch of immature people who don’t want any responsibility before God.

      • DrPete61W

        Yeah, we just take responsibility because it’s the right thing to do. Imagine that.

      • DWS

        So you don’t think having an invisible friend is a bit childish?

      • Nick D Waters


      • AlbertCat

        “I find the whole concept of atheism reather (rather) childish really.” Yeah, because believing in spirits and magic and the big spook in the sky that looks over you always like a parent is so adult!

      • Lefty Blitzer

        It is religion that is the childish belief. You don’t want to take responsibility for your own actions leaving it up to some sort of god to fix everything (although I see absolutely no evidence of such). You’ve got the adult version of Santa Claus sitting “up there” (North Pole, heaven, whatever… they’re both “up there”), keeping track of who’s naughty and who’s nice, and then doling out presents (heaven) or coal (hell). Talk about immature! You’ve got to have a sky-daddy to take care of you. (And if you look closely, it’s design was far from intelligent.) Books written by ignorant medieval goat-herders are not to be used to model modern society. That is literally just insane nonsense.

        • Bishop of Bath and Wells

          This is nonsense!

          Those goat-herders lived before the medieval era.

    • DWS

      Yeah, cos believing things because there is evidence is soooo stupid.

      And having “faith” in some ridiculous fairy tale you found in a 3000 year old book, written by simple-minded half wits, and edited for political reasons throughout the centuries, is always going to be the best way to learn about the universe.

    • Jack McCully

      Trying to prove to an atheist that you are right is even harder.

      • Lefty Blitzer

        Because no matter how hard you try, you CAN’T prove the existence of god. (No proof exists because god doesn’t exist.) That’s why it’s called faith, you ignorant moron.

        • Jack McCully

          I was very surprised to see this reply from you concerning a post credited to me. Something has gone very wrong here. I am an Atheist who agrees with you.
          Maybe it was the work of the old bearded man in the sky getting revenge on both of us for our disbelief in him.

    • Boothby171

      If you’re saying that you can’t get an atheist to put on a frilly skirt, you’re wrong. I have pictures. Somewhere.

    • peter

      You have that backwards Blanche. Atheist have no proof that God exists. So, they are, by nature, not making ANY claims. It’s those that believe in god that are making claims.
      As I said, Where is the proof?

    • Martin Tetrault

      Wait… WHAT???? It seems like you were trying to make some kind of point, but you failed miserably. I think you might have meant, “Trying to tell a christian they’re wrong is like playing chess with a pigeon. Even though beat him, the pigeon will just kick the pieces and strut around like it won.

      • Blanche Beecham

        You know Martin, I’ve known some witty, downright entertaining Atheists. You are just rude, un-amusing and well, I hate to be unkind but you seem to be drawn to Atheism because of your social awkwardness rather than a lack of belief. It is understandable that someone that feels inadequate or has problems connecting with others would respond the way you do, but know that there is always a place at HIS table just for you, a place setting of redemption and forgiveness that doesn’t have to be covered up like cats do in the sandbox.

    • Mark Eddy

      I am an atheist. I am, however, absolutely willing to convert to christianity (or any other religion) provided you are willing to demonstrate reasonable proof for the existence of ‘god’. I am also completely open to the idea of dismissing the fact of evolution, the big-bang, or any other established scientific fact, once someone can show me hard evidence that this science is wrong.

      Pending evidence to the contrary, I’m included to believe what has been evidenced, proven and demonstrated.

      In my life of 62 years, I’ve not seen any evidence whatsoever to support the mythology of christianity. Nothing. Nada.

      Got anything for me, Blanche? Any evidence at all?

      • Blanche Beecham

        Why does your dysfunction burden me with requirements? Christianity isn’t interested in shallow weirdos like you, especially since you are all flirty with me, trying to draw me into your web of deceit and grooming for some illicit off the internet meeting. Go sit in syrup, sicko.

        • Mark Eddy

          On the contrary, Blanche… the christian cult has only ever been interested in ‘shallow weirdos’, which I suspect fully explains your involvement.

          As to why christians are ‘burdened with requirements’, let me point out that the burden of proof is on anyone who chooses to make fantastical claims about the existence of mythological beings that there is absolutely no evidence for.

          I’m not certain where you got the idea that I was being ‘flirty’ with you, but I suppose that is the sort of paranoid delusion which tends to develop in those living in the dream world of religion. If that’s your idea of ‘flirting’ you’re one oddball, dysfunctional human being.

          It may excite you to imagine people are trying to entice you into ‘illicit meetings’, but I suspect that is merely your own twisted sexual fantasy, brought on by your years of exposure to sick and twisted members of your cult. Does the idea of perverts stalking you create arousal for you, Blanche?

          • Blanche Beecham

            The old I’m-rubber-you’re-glue-whatever-you-say-bounces-off-me-and-sticks-to-you method of debate. You learn that from Dawkins?

          • Mark Eddy

            It’s more than a little sad to think you are under the impression that what you’re doing is even remotely rated to ‘debate’.

            But I suppose that’s just about all you have as ammunition, isn’t it? Ad hominem and childish retorts. Had you any sort of legitimate argument, or indeed any real point to make, you’d have done so by now. One can only assume you’re frightened to death when you’re challenged to provide a rationale for your bizarre beliefs.

            I wish you a speedy recovery from your illness, but I’m not going to take your bait and engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed person. Prattle on if you like, but don’t think I feel wounded by your schoolgirl repartee. I’ve been called worse things by better people.

          • Blanche Beecham

            I have both my arms, you cranky old coot! Stop imagining me in a school uniform, weirdo and just go scratch that someplace else, icky.

          • Mark Eddy

            Well, since you have conjured up the idea, I have to admit that I cannot imagine how an adult man such as yourself could possibly fit into a tiny schoolgirl uniform at all. Do you have them specially tailored to accommodate your bloated bulk? It must be a horrific sight.

          • Blanche Beecham

            This is 100% w-o-m-a-n, Jack

          • Mark Eddy

            Uh huh. Suuuure you are.

  • AJ

    What’s your source for Atheist eating dog meat? Cos I don’t think you have one.

  • Vincent Goeree

    Yeah. Cuz people who dont believe in a religion prefer to worship a being who came from religion in the first place. Seems legit. Like the eating stuff.

  • DWS

    This is brilliant – I bet this site has caused so many people to realise how ridiculous all religions are and become atheists. Keep it up please, so we can all keep laughing!

  • David

    This site just has to be a parody – it is beyond ridiculous. Are these people ill or something?

  • Andy Byrd

    Obviously the author has no understanding whatsoever of atheists and their beliefs. smdh

  • James O’ Donoghue

    LOL, radical atheism is a smiling lady holding a placard? What are you worried about?

    Also, how can you be anti-social healthcare and simultaneously be christian. What about Jesus feeding the 5000? Jesus (had he existed) would definitely be a socialist. Convert those churches into homeless shelters and do us all a favour.

  • YallAreCrazy

    This website is hilarious.

  • Jack Fulcher IV

    Take this website down. Now.

    • Stephenson_Billings

      So as a leftist atheist, you’re for the complete censorship of ideas you don’t agree with?

  • AlbertCat

    This whole site is HYSTERICAL! I laughed and laughed!

  • Derby Mack

    Satanism opens the door to literally anything and everything. I feel sorry for the families that have to suffer because children are lost to atheism or liberalism.

    America has to learn how to pray as a society again.

    • Lefty Blitzer

      You are a brain-dead moron. Religion is what is wrong with the world. Open your eyes.

    • heymoe2001

      Do you hear yourself? Atheists are aware that satan is also a fictitious notion.
      The last thing this country needs is blind prayer.

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    • Courtney Wilson

      Well-said Derby. It’s sad how our nation has evolved into a population of self-indulgent, pot-smoking athiests. We must put our faith in HIM and not fall prey to this socialist agenda!

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  • Carlill

    Even if it doesn’t work I’ll keep on eating them anyway.

  • Ashlee

    Never have I ever met an atheist, including myself, who has or would ever eat dog meat. Where in the fuck are you getting your ‘facts’ from? We dont eat babies, and we dont want to destroy your religion. If you respect my beliefs I will respect yours. I will respect your beliefs regardless of how you treat me, because I understand that not all Christians or religious people are ignorant assbags who have to attack other people to make themselves feel more secure. In fact, I have many good Christian friends who are perfectly content to let me have my beliefs, and I hope that this sort of mutual respect is how everyone will be treated in the future, regardless of religion or lack thereof.

  • Judy Thomas

    i LOVE Hard Dawn, and the liberals that run it. Just like Stephen Colbert, this site truly exposes how ridiculous right wing conservative nut jobs are. Thank you Hard Dawn, keep up the great work!

  • Nesikep

    “Miracle cures like tai chi, yoga, VITAMINS ….” and PRAYING???

    Seriously.. I couldn’t make this shit up if I tried

  • sccmstl

    I thought “DDS” indicated one was a DENTIST.

  • Mike

    Wow this is almost as bad as supermarket tabloids about Aliens eating dinner with the president!!! Does anyone really believe this stuff?!

  • Elvis Dominguez

    Now this is funny, when I lived in South Korea, a country that eats Gaegogi on the regular (Gaegogi is their word for dog meat, i was taught that to make sure i wasn’t suckered into buying it as opposed to Bulgogi)

    Many and i mean MANY South Koreans are Christian, and oh, look at that, they eat dogs, of any age, soooo yea, Christians? Take a good long look in the mirror before you go trying to demonize Atheists

  • Jason Slupski

    The STUPID,…..IT BURNS!!!

  • xhaua

    So not to sound like a troll, but I certainly hope this page is satire and not for real. If it is, you are the saddest, most misinformed group of the American Taliban I’ve yet to encounter. If this is the best you can do, I weep for my country as well as the species. You’re everything that is wrong with this country.

  • Lovely Atheist

    I love dogs and babies. Baked, boiled or fried. With a big side dish of veggies and potatoes. I am also a proud atheist, willing to give up my recipes to any interested parties. Actually I am a Satanist vegetarian, but I don’t let that stand in my way of giving all you idiot christians a good shock. I’d rather give you a shock with a pair of electric rods to your nether parts, but where I stick it isn’t a big concern, as long as it hurts you as much as possible. Actually I am a good girl, just misinformed, or something. Anyway, I wish I could witness you after you die, going out with a blink, and not being aware of anything, but that would defeat the purpose. “The Purpose”? Well, that is to live fully in this life, as we blink out when we die, and I do wish all you idiots out there could really experience death and be able to come back with tales of “There’s no god!!!! Oh, no, now what do we do???”

  • Scott Collins

    I never thought that my puppy fetus eating would be exposed. Damn you Hard Dawn. Com. I know it’s wrong but it gives me an erection that lasts more than four hours. Do you know how incredibly hard it is to get puppy fetuses? I have to wait for hours at the Doggy Abortion clinic until they make a dump, and they don’t always use a container for disposal so I have to pick them out one by one. One time I thought I had struck pay dirt, but it ended up to be shrimp from somebodys cup-o-noodles.

  • Mark Reed

    Now ,This is the funniest thing I’ve come across all week! …. Ha! Good one!
    I thought your were serious for a second, then I saw the titles of all your absurd stories on the left and realized all of this is one big joke….. we need more satire like. Good Job, Bacon. what a clown your are! too funny, you prankster, you. Ha!

  • Bob

    This is comedy, right?

  • dalerp

    Who makes this shit up?

    • Steve Schneider

      These people believe in a magical wizard in the sky who watches every human being 24/7/365 to make sure we aren’t touching ourselves. Is this really much of a stretch?

  • Dan

    i have never read anything so stupid in my entire life. i have actually become dumber simply by opening this page. i will have to spend the rest of my life attempting to purge the memory by indulging in drugs, women, gambling and extreme adrenalin sports. i’m also going to go out on a limb here and suggest that ‘dr’ bacon is a kiddie fiddler and his favourite pastime is sado-masochism with donkeys

  • Caleb Hubbell

    This has to be a satire…

  • Big J Bowski

    Trying to compete with the onion? ‘Cause there’s no way anyone in their right mind should take this seriously,

  • Carrie

    Unbelievable. Considers the States to be a “leading light to the lesser people of the planet”. Such arrogance. Delusional!

  • Izedin Jamal

    While I was reading the above essay about atheists ,the Bible chapters and verses popped in my mind with its fallacies ,imaginations and rediculous claims and stories. I cannot imagine a liar of this magnitud exist or ever existed throughout history .He surpassed the Bible writers ,George Bush, Tony Blair and Dick Cheney . Shame on you ,Shame on your Bible which tought you the filthy art of lying .

  • Jules Davis

    i hope the author of this isn’t as entirely stupid as he comes off. This has got to be one of the stupidest, least accurate portrayal of atheists that I have read. Fear mongering and stupidity are rife in this ludicrous entry. If you were in fact a doctor, and had to publish a journal, you would have to use peer reviewed, scientific evidence. You have no evidence, just blathering, illogical crap presented to the lowest IQ. The stupid are easily led. The rest of us can see through all this BS. You, sir, are what is wrong with America.

  • Brandon Osborn

    There was a Vietnamese guy who used to make dog-meat egg rolls – they were delish! Humans evolved pet relationships (partially) to have a portable food source in desperate times – remember the siege of Sarajevo in the 90s? The first thing they did, when the markets ran out of food, was to eat their house pets.

    That the parts of this article which are not accidental satire are purposeful stupidity should be obvious to anyone who has any experience thinking critically – poor christards – you may stick your heads back up your asses, now.

  • MyNewFavoriteWebsite

    Where did this guy get his Doctorate? Wal-Mart printing center?

  • Darth Jader

    Gotta be a troll article…gotta be a troll article…gotta be a troll article….

  • Miles

    Anyone who believes this garbage should immediately make the world a better place by killing themselves.

  • Dani Murphy

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Where do you people come up with this crap? XD

  • HayManMarc

    Is this written by as Christian? I thought Christians weren’t supposed to lie. This one is quite a whopper! The writer better think twice if s/he wants to stay in good graces with their God. According to your own faith, lying is a sin that could land you in hell.

  • Imp

    Lol… aren’t they cute. Assuming what we believe as a group when the only thing atheists agree on uniformly is that they don’t believe in God?

  • Jessica Haddock

    I’m an atheist and I love dogs and all animals. I campaign for animal rights. How dare you spread disgusting rumour like this intending to demonise us as a group. You should be ashamed.

  • Ketchup Revenge

    I love how this article doesn’t cite any of it’s sources.
    I’m an Atheist and have never even thought about eating a fetal dog. I’ve never even heard of that before at all.

  • Alan Duval

    What a pile of ill-sourced, ill-informed, reactionary hogwash.

  • Audrey DeShong

    I am seriously hoping this is satirical…

  • Cousin Ricky

    I was in that crowd with the woman holding the sign. I had a dog for lunch that day. (Street vendors were selling them.)

  • Eric Davis

    First of all, is this website satire? This whole article is complete nonsense. If it is satire, it’s a really bad attempt.

    If not: What absolute slander. I’m atheist, and participate in several atheist related social media groups. I have never once heard any fellow atheist suggest such nonsense. Nor do I believe in any of the nonsense purported in this drivel.

    I also notice that “Doc Bacon” (likely a pseudonym) does not cite any studies or evidence in support of his claims. Clearly the “information” provided in this article are his own mindless, delusional rantings, designed for the sole intent to defame an entire demographic, and publicly vilifying them. I’d like to see the peer review process that went into having this “scientific research” published.

  • “likely due to the patient having deep-seated psychological problems in the first place.”

    Much like the creators of this insane website. Good lord, you people should be embarrassed. Talk about being the fringe of the fringe. Absolutely nuts.

  • Derek

    I’m only about 99% sure that this is a fake article, because it is as logical as anything else a theist might believe.

  • Randy Bevan

    Smear article by an aging quack, who is clearly completely out of his mind.

  • Cliff Anckaitis

    This is freaking ridiculous! Atheists don’t eat puppies any more than Christian men fondle little boys. It. Takes a sick mind to create this article.

  • JanetMermaid

    Do you even know how to research? Google makes it easy. You clearly did NO research whatsoever. Even Wikipedia could have improved this article. I’ve never read an article filled with as many lies, distortions, and fabrications as the one you wrote. How can you possibly have graduated from medical school with your clear inability to understand and separate facts from fiction? Perhaps you should get tested for early onset dementia.

  • Mike Kelso

    I cook my puppy foetuses in a “downward-facing dog” yoga position, with acupuncture needles inserted and special incense burning. I get maximum benefit from integrating as many vile and godless practices together at the same time. It really works! But I have found that christian puppies are best, they actually have souls, as the Pope confirmed.

  • Travis

    This is the stupidest drivel I’ve ever read. Not only is it completely made up, but the vapid ramble of fictitious delusion apparent is frightening.

  • Lefty Blitzer

    You religionists are absolutely brain-dead, bat-shit crazy.

  • ituri

    Whaaaaat? XD

  • Brav Ocado

    This article is a joke, right?? If anyone thinks that any of this satirical stuff is real, then you have some mental deficiencies that need to be checked by an actual doctor.

  • oktravis64

    That could be the biggest load of BS I’ve read in a long time!

  • realist1953

    Fucking “Dr.” Bacon is SUCH A FUCKING LIAR !!!!!!
    “Contemporary atheists are quick to put their faith in new fads and miracle cures.” — BULL FUCKING SHIT !!!

    Now, you can find nut cases in ANY religion (or NON-believers) — but for this ass to claim that somehow this is what ‘Regular Atheists’ do — is Pure FANTASY at best — an Attack Against Atheists at worst.

  • vdubdoctor

    “Sadly, the communist revolutions in the early 20th century seized upon this concept to create totalitarian anti-theist dictator states that imprisoned half of the world’s population. This historic context is crucial as we attempt to comprehend the cult members of extreme atheism today”

    anti-theist dictator states, like Hitler’s Germany? That was a christian genocide.

    cult members of extreme atheism ? Here’s the definition of cult : a religious group that is not part of a larger and more accepted religion and that has beliefs regarded by many people as extreme or dangerous. Atheism has nothing to do with religion, it cannot be called a “cult”.
    This whole thing is absurd and Doc Bacon is an imbecile.

  • annoyed

    Doc Bacon needs to stick to the medical profession, as communism is no more a religion than is capitalism. If one can’t tell the difference between economic and religious practices, that person should keep their mouth shut and their mind open. BTW, most Chinese social codes go back to before Confucius, well before Darwin and Mao. I always thought the destruction of the soul was part of nihilism, although its been years since I studied all this stuff in university. Need I go past section one to share my problems with this person’s statements?

  • Jason Heulitt

    You people are high, or this is good satire. If not, then yes insane, and seek help now.

  • TommyNIK

    My BS meter just hit the peg. Dr. Plimpton, you are, I am quite sure, a charlatan.

  • Raymond Rossknecht

    Many of the Founding Fathers were religious in one form or another (Deism, etc.) but were stridently against any form of religious preference in the formation of the nation, and said as much in letters, correspondence, and the actual Constitution itself. Even a cursory glance at a history book would bear that out. In fact, here’s a short list of quotes that show just what the Founding Fathers thought (tl;dr version, America isn’t based on Christianity, try again):

    • Believe

      So much hate for Jesus in this thread. Honestly its sort of gross.

      • Raymond Rossknecht

        Acknowledging that the United States was founded on freedom of religion (which includes freedom FROM religion) is simply stating historical fact. If you think that translates as “hate for Jesus” then that’s your problem. Nearly everything “Doc Bacon” writes above is factually inaccurate, which can be checked and double checked via Internet, library, history books, etc. I would hazard a guess that its all a joke, that no one could actually, honestly believe in anything as crazy as what he writes, but just look at the Tea Party, conservatives in general, or the GoFundMe Christians. What’s “gross” is the perversion of belief and faith (something I don’t have a problem with unless its pushed on me) for personal gain and profit.

  • Clay Flowers

    Only someone who is truly uneducated would believe what is in this article.

  • Sean T Gallagher

    author of this is a known pedophile ..hard is a communist conspiracy to drive americans apart

  • Anon

    Yum yum.

  • Beano Phartts

    So yes, of course, I eat puppy fetuses….and watch out, because I’m ready to eat babies too….uh huh…”it’s almost inevitable…” Was this guy born crazy or did he just crack apart on the way?

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  • Tim Leigh

    Always interesting to hear from the other side. Overtly Christian bloggers / commentators / whatever this guy is often seem to be more than a little bitter and viscous. This man is no exception. Linking China’s cultural attachment to dog meat and American atheists is a little odd to say the least. Ah well. Desperation, I suppose.

  • Tim Leigh

    It’s also interesting to note that many of the most outspoken critics of ‘sexual perversion’ are themselves huge ‘sexual perverts’ by their own definition. Anyone who devotes that much time and energy to how and who other people have sex speaks volumes.

    Look at the banner of this website. A hard-bodied young man, semi naked with a rifle as a cock. That’s pretty hilarious. Combined with this guy’s rabid preoccupation with other people’s sex lives suggests that he absolutely loves to suck cock in private, which is fair enough. Get on it, granddad, but less of the self-hate, aye?

  • James Hayes

    I love how vegans are mixed in with eating dogs in this article…. throw in some Chinese racism and voila a totally useless article without a single cited source for any allegations. By the way I eat pussy not dog.

  • Young American

    this is an onion knock off site isn’t it… funny think is I’ll be far too many wing nuts will believe it

  • Atheists Are Dumb

    Really makes you wonder why these liberals never read a history book. This country was always a Christian nation and its because we love God that He has blessed us with such incredible fortune but todays left wing wants a drugs and sex free for all communist dictatorship because they simply hate God and thats why these atheists are really against every true blooded American at there core.

  • Victor Torres

    This just might be the stupidest post by the most mentally challenged so called physician in the history of everything.

  • Kiefer Wickham

    Ok, first of all, communism is not the Chinese religion. and its actually an ok form of GOVERNMENT (not religion) in theory, see nobody has ever created a true communist nation. Second, saying that atheists are satanists, well that’s just moronic because if you even took the time to really indulge yourself in atheism you would know that being an atheist means that you are not religious and you don’t belong to any sort of religion. Last time i checked satanism is a religion.

  • Courtney Wilson

    “By requiring fellow Americans to abandon Jesus Christ, they are
    attacking the very substance of what has made this nation such a leading
    light to the lesser people of the planet”
    So true!

  • Courtney Wilson

    Atheists do consciously embrace a god – it is “the self.”

  • Lou Morong

    Atheists don’t eat dogmeat. We eat ideas. I think it’s an insult to your intelligence to expect people to believe this, but I could be wrong. You might not have any intelligence, as this article suggests. Maybe you should eat some dog fetus, and think about it. Maybe if religious people werent busy spreading lies, and shoving their bullshit down everyone else’s throat, running smear campaigns against any differing opinion, they could make themselves into better people. Like not raping young boys, or maybe acceptance of the fact that they are a cult.
    a system of religious veneration and devotion directed toward a particular figure or object.
    Atheists DONT believe. See what Im getting at here?

  • Lou Morong

    You wonder why people don’t believe? Its because you are willing to lie!

  • Hate Sucks

    I haven’t seen such a combination of complete ignorance and bald-faced lies in a very long time.

    Edit: I just saw references to chemtrails, “Facebook mind parasites”, and “pot causes ear maggots”. Never mind, it’s a satire site.
    Well played.

  • Brandon Osborn

    Puppies are tasty, who cares why you eat them… I have no idea about the sexual impotency, but eating puppies sure cures hunger! You people need to get a grip.

    • Stephenson_Billings

      You are one sick puppy, Brandon.

  • George Nome

    Is this bullshit real? Is someone actually batshit crazy enough to write this crap seriously? I hope not, and if he is, I hope he gets some help.

  • Noah Z

    There are so many things wrong with this article, it’s hard to know where to begin.

    First off, America isn’t trying to outlaw Christianity, that would be unconstitutional.

    Second: AMERICA WAS NOT FOUNDED ON CHRISTIANITY! Why do people keep saying this? I don’t know.

    Third: America is not trying to slowly evict Christianity (see first) from everything, they want a better separation of church and state.

    Fourth: your bigotry is sickening. There is absolutely nothing wrong with gay “marriage” as you put it. Tell me this, if God loves everyone, why does he supposedly cast them down to hell if the person they love has the same sex? I suggest you watch this video:

    Fifth: Atheists don’t explicitly want to each dog fetuses. Seriously, what the fuck? Who came up with this insane idea?!
    Maybe there’s an atheist in Asia who happens to like dog/cat (which is a delicacy in their culture, mind you. And not every puppy is looked at like a steak. We, or rather, you aren’t really in a position to criticize them for it. It’s their culture), but that doesn’t mean every atheist does. That’s like saying, “oh, that black guy committed a crime. Clearly all black people are criminals.”

    Words (mostly) fail me in my attempt to describe how disgusted I am with this article. Have fun with your Jesus-crackers (btw, I don’t know why I haven’t read this anywhere, but eating the body of Christ should be considered cannibalizm. Unless of course you care to admit that these wafers don’t have any Jesus in them. 😏)

    — an insulted, not dog-eating atheist

    P.S. Anyone hear about that atheist cult that committed mass-suicide and took their children with them? Yeah, me neither

  • Daniel

    No… Roasted Christian fetuses, served with hollandaise sauce and sauerkraut are actually the cure of sexual impotency…. The more conservative the Christian fetus is, the more effective to cure the impotency is.

  • Anatoly Zackov

    Atheist and their luciferian, sexually perverted trends will never overcome the accurate truths of the Bible, God begot himself and was born of a clean virgin to save us all from Eve’s sinful filthy corruption of humanity with a beguiling demonic snake. He wanted submisive, pure, obedient women, not the likes of your Hillary Clinton. When God inspired the constitution, he meant to grant liberty to all men who belived in a Christ centered pro business, pro freedom, government. Not your foolish communism!!! This puppy eating trend among angry, erectile challenged atheists, inches us closer to the end times by setting up idols to their intellectual vanity and decadent hedonistic lusts. Atheists always demand proof, so I challenge them to prove puppy eating actually cures ED., that dinosaurs no longer exist anywhere on earth, and that God didn’t make the universe in one week. Lets see how smart they are then…

  • Maximillian Wolf

    There’s no way whatsoever that anyone could ever possibly be stupid enough to believe something this abysmally dismally stupid, is there?

  • MicheleB

    Wow what a freakin nut job!

  • Rory

    Aternate heading, “Wacky dentist thinks people who don’t worship invisible punishers in the sky will not have the fear to behave”…..

  • denbeath

    is this satire ? Please tell me this website is satire …

  • skrudrvr

    Everything this guy says atheists believe is the exact opposite of what atheists believe. In fact, considering what atheism is, he doesn’t make any sense at all. This guy knows nothing at all about atheism. Atheists, don’t believe in astrology, tarot, or anything new age. In fact, atheists think all of that stuff is ridiculous. He’s just making this stuff up because he hates atheists. He’s a fraud and a nut.

  • EmmittBrownBTTF1

    BREAKING: WWF list domesticated dogs as endangered species as 20m wannabe horny cashed-up atheists seek traditional chinese remedy.

  • Joel

    Where do you guys come up with this crap? This is the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever read.

  • Jelly

    What did I just read?

  • Vicster

    I really hope this was written ass satire, because if this guy thinks any of this to be true, he’s a fucking mormon, I mean moron

  • yellowdogdemocrat

    I’ve been an Atheist for almost 60 years. I have met THOUSANDS of Atheists at conventions around the nation. I have NEVER heard any talk about either sexual impotency or eating dog fetuses to cure it. You people are insane, but we have always known that by your brainwashed religiosity.

    But let me ask this question; where did you get the idea that Atheists eat dog fetuses??? Do you have a link to an online article that asserts that as fact?

  • Jacob Alexander Maines

    ??? Atheism is not a disease at all. And tb has nothing to do with it. And atheists do not eat canine fetuses. And btw, Christians started the “atheists eat babies” thing as a way of saying atheists have no morals.

  • Dazlee

    This is the biggest load of bullshit I’ve ever read in my life, where did this twat get his doctorate?

  • David Roche

    This site is utterly retarded.

  • Kisharha

    This is why we need regulated dog farms in America, to ensure disease free fetuses for all who want to partake.


    If you believe this horse shit, do us all a favor and hold your breath till you’re dead.

  • Brandon Roberts

    but i ate so many………SATAN LIED TO ME AGAIN DAMMIT!

  • Ian K. Iles

    I’m pretty sure that you could have got more wrong into this article. You’re clearly not trying hard enough.

  • Robert Sidén

    Not ONE single atheist have EVER claimed this!!! Atheists in general are the ones who DON´T follow new fads. Being atheist usually goes hand in hand with scepticism, and sceptics don´t fall for bullshit like homeopathy, acupuncture, yoga, feng shui, etc..
    Being atheist means, NOT BELIEVING IN A GOD OR GODS, nothing more! I´ts not “claiming there is no god”, it´s, NOT BELIEVING there is a god!

    • Stephenson_Billings

      You only see this type of outrage and bile when someone’s caught you and they’re trying to cover up. Nice work, Doc Bacon!

  • Donna

    Never read such s pile of I’ll-informed horseshit in my entire life. Talk about grasping at straws to rubbish atheism. Ridiculous man and ridiculous publication

  • Warren Lauzon

    You are totally batshit crazy. This has to be POE – nothing could be so stupid otherwise.

  • Blanche Beecham

    For a bunch of people that don’t believe in anything, these Atheist sure do like to comment on nothing.

    • Stephenson_Billings

      Hahahaha! Brutal! Just like the afterlife these Satanists face for spitting on Jesus!

  • ian

    What a wanker.

  • Vegard Pedersen

    You are aware that ther is no atheist “bible” prescribing eating dog, babies ore anything else for that mather? But the god of the old thestament claimes to have killed and ordered the killing of a lot of babies…

  • RichardSRussell

    Poe’s Law on full display.

  • Erudito

    i dont know where you got this “information”, but it belongs in the religious glory hole you found it in.

  • Christiaan Joubert

    Nice click bait…
    Citation needed.

    Although, clearly you’re trying to appeal to a demographic that’s equally as intellectually challenged as you.

  • Allan Cartlidge

    I seem to remember that the millions of Communists who whopped the US in Vietnam were atheists and still are. They were in a few foxholes. And all those communists who fought against Nazism in WW2 were also atheists. Ignorance will always win over knowledge. There is far more of it!

  • Sarah Alderson

    Lol, this article is ridiculous. Thanks for the laugh.

  • canuckkid

    Total non-sequitur. Atheism is a stance on one thing only: the existence or non-existence of a god. Dodgy and nauseating dietary fads have nothing to do with it.

  • Atavistic

    Sounds Like a Fake News Site But OK

  • Mark White

    Everyone knows we eat newborn babies. Not puppies. I’m not rural asian.

  • Dixie Wilson-Williams

    This is the most ridiculous bit of propaganda I have ever read. Good grief!

  • Ted Kosta

    This Author should be taken out and shot!

  • Someguy Ontheinternet

    More chinese culture that eats dog. Athiests seem to be more intellectually productive.

  • David Loewen

    Wow. That was so amazingly stupid, it’s hard to believe that much dumb is contained in one person.