For years now, normal heterosexual men have been bombarded by one heartbreaking message: your reproductive organs just aren’t that impressive.
It’s a traumatic experience to be beaten down like this each and every day by our email inboxes. These notes are all the more devastating as they appear to come from medical experts and adventurous women alike.
It’s easy to dismiss these emails as simply fraudulent spam. Yet when one considers that only an infinitesimally small number of people click on these ads and of those, another infinitesimally number might actually purchase the products sold, a larger question arises. If these senders aren’t actually interested in monetary transactions, could the true purpose of these missives be something else?
A broader look at the origins and effects of penile enhancement junk mail raises many fascinating issues. On the surface, there is the very real damage this harassment does to the male ego. If we are constantly reminded that we fail to live up to a mythic and ethnic ideal of phallus size, what does that say about masculinity in general? Are we to believe that somehow American manhood is, by correlation, also lacking?
The Sexual Assault on American Manhood
Other experts have noted that we are living in an era where the notion of virility is being openly assaulted by those in the homosexual agenda. This has been done by emasculating everyone from our comic book heroes to our sports legends. We are fed a steady diet of effete celebrities on televisions and in movies. It seems that the liberal media is profoundly invested in the idea that old-fashioned, hairy chested American brawn is a thing of the past. Instead, we have naturally smooth, lithe and culturally sensitive archetypes — like James Franco or Jon Stewart — held up for our young people to emulate.
The myth of the oversized phallus can also be traced back to the homosexual agenda. Within this subculture, the male reproductive organ is a thing of grave occult-like worship. African and Arabic men who are preternaturally girthed are praised like religious saints. Their photos are cherished like devotionals, and their measurements are posted online like scores from basketball semifinals. On iPhones and message boards, gays will often chatter about specific penile lengths with sardonic, gossipy obsession. In the heat of the night, such numbers suddenly become more important to the homosexual than fashion and celebrity news.
Understanding this, it does not take much deductive reasoning to locate the source of male organ enhancement spam. Homosexual elitists are unusually adept at technological campaigns and their stated goal of redefining our culture is paramount in the age of Obama. We are living in a time when those in the New World Order are attempting to use illness as a means to socialism under the guise of Obamacare. We are living in a time where Illuminati power players brought our nation to the brink of financial collapse. We are living in a time where the very water we drink in our homes cannot be trusted. Is it really much of a stretch of the imagination to see the hand of the homosexual in our Gmail inboxes?
We are living through the worst offensive of socialist psychological warfare. Yet if we remain vigilant and forever informed about the methods of our enemies, there is hope we can triumph. Please remember this when you click open your inbox today and be defiantly unashamed of how God himself made you.