Christians: 1 Weird Trick to Keep Atheists From Hassling You Online!

Posted on by Stephenson Billings
Atheists can be fierce and aggressive when they attack people of faith online.

Radical Atheists can be fierce and aggressive when they attack people of faith on the internet.

Are you intimidated by loud and aggressive Atheists on the internet? Do they corner you with radical theories and an encyclopedic knowledge of useless historical trivia? Have they even bullied you into doubting your faith?

Well, the great news is that you can stop this from happening to you by following the simple steps below!

Here are some of the most common questions Atheists use to “stump” the faithful:

• What verifiable, peer-reviewed scientific proof is there that God exists?

• Why doesn’t God perform a miracle and grant all humanity health and salvation?

• If God is omnipotent, why does evil exist in the world?

• Which religion is the one true religion?

• Is the Earth really only 6,000 years old?

• Explain dinosaurs!

The key to arguing with an Atheist is to avoid stooping to their level. You must keep your head up, fully in the light of glory. Don’t ever get down in the muck of their dangerous doublespeak and false philosophical logical fallacies. The amazing news is that you need not bother addressing any of the above questions head on. Instead, you take an inspiring and surprising route!

Whether you’re on Facebook or Twitter, Reddit or Snapchat, you can lead an Atheist to the wisdom of the Bible by showing them the beauty of your faith. Through careful study, we have learned one weird trick that works 100% of the time when dealing with nonbelievers. It either opens their hearts to God or prevents them from hassling your further.

Our special trick is an empowering combination of three crucial passages from the Bible. By prayer and hope, we were given the gift of this incredible insight and now we can share it with you! The unique ingredients to this spiritual formula are: Psalm 23, Ecclesiastes 3 and Revelation 21.

With each question or insult an Atheist throws your way, respond with the verses below, starting at number one. No additional commentary is needed! Simply work your way down the list with these God-given words and the Atheist will be so dumbfounded and troubled by your earnestness, he’ll be helpless! By God’s hand, each verse you post will be the perfect response to the Atheist’s irate queries. The Atheist will then try to answer these messages, but his faithlessness will offer no escape from your bold truths. At first, he’ll be angry, then sarcastic and maybe even scientific, but by #30 he will abandon his pretensions and appreciate the beauty of the Biblical love you have shared.

Maybe not today and maybe not tomorrow, but some day your “Atheist” friend may even return with a sincere interest in Jesus Christ and YOUR prayers!


Psalm 23:

1) The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want.

2) He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he leadeth me beside the still waters.

3) He restoreth my soul: he leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name’s sake.

4) Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.

5) Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou anointest my head with oil; my cup runneth over.

6) Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of the LORD for ever.

Ecclesiastes 3:

7) To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven:

8) A time to be born, and a time to die; a time to plant, and a time to pluck up that which is planted;

9) A time to kill, and a time to heal; a time to break down, and a time to build up;

10) A time to weep, and a time to laugh; a time to mourn, and a time to dance;

11) A time to cast away stones, and a time to gather stones together; a time to embrace, and a time to refrain from embracing;

12) A time to get, and a time to lose; a time to keep, and a time to cast away;

13) A time to rend, and a time to sew; a time to keep silence, and a time to speak;

14) A time to love, and a time to hate; a time of war, and a time of peace.

15) What profit hath he that worketh in that wherein he laboureth?

16) I have seen the travail, which God hath given to the sons of men to be exercised in it.

17) He hath made every thing beautiful in his time: also he hath set the world in their heart, so that no man can find out the work that God maketh from the beginning to the end.

18) I know that there is no good in them, but for a man to rejoice, and to do good in his life.

19) And also that every man should eat and drink, and enjoy the good of all his labour, it is the gift of God.

20) I know that, whatsoever God doeth, it shall be for ever: nothing can be put to it, nor any thing taken from it: and God doeth it, that men should fear before him.

21) That which hath been is now; and that which is to be hath already been; and God requireth that which is past.

22) And moreover I saw under the sun the place of judgment, that wickedness was there; and the place of righteousness, that iniquity was there.

23) I said in mine heart, God shall judge the righteous and the wicked: for there is a time there for every purpose and for every work.

24) I said in mine heart concerning the estate of the sons of men, that God might manifest them, and that they might see that they themselves are beasts.

25) For that which befalleth the sons of men befalleth beasts; even one thing befalleth them: as the one dieth, so dieth the other; yea, they have all one breath; so that a man hath no preeminence above a beast: for all is vanity.

26) All go unto one place; all are of the dust, and all turn to dust again.

27) Who knoweth the spirit of man that goeth upward, and the spirit of the beast that goeth downward to the earth?

28) Wherefore I perceive that there is nothing better, than that a man should rejoice in his own works; for that is his portion: for who shall bring him to see what shall be after him?

Revelation 21:7-8

29) He that overcometh shall inherit all things; and I will be his God, and he shall be my son.

30) But the cowardly, the unbelieving, the vile, the murderers, the sexually immoral, those who practice magic arts, the idolaters and all liars–they will be consigned to the fiery lake of burning sulfur. This is the second death.


Good luck and no matter what happens, your faith will remain intact. And that’s guaranteed!


  • sesh

    Thank you for this!!!!

  • John

    So instead of trying to answer/explain any of those points stated at the start, your advice is to ignore them and quote parts of the bible to demonstrate faith. The point of questioning faith is to prove you have good reason to have it in the first place. Being ignorant to reasoning and argument, and to not be willing to have discussions on any of those questions is the main reason many religious people irritate me. You can’t go through life willing to accept everything without question. This is the most useless advice i have ever seen……Blissful ignorance until someone annoys you with a difficult question.

    • Janice

      The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want.

      • duke_of_omnium

        But who would want to be a sheep? Did you ever smell one of those things? PEE-U!

        • Stephenson_Billings

          He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he leadeth me beside the still waters.

          • Wolf


          • Kaylee-Aurora

            Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will
            fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort

          • Old Guy In Stanton

            >>>”Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will
            fear no evil” for I am the nastiest most bad-a55 son of a biotch in the valley and I will pop two in your hat just to see the look on your face….

          • Mikkal VanPelt

            We are poor little lambs who have lost our way. Baaa! Baaa! Baaa!
            We’re little black sheep who have gone astray. Baaa! Baaa! Baaa!

          • StrawberrySwing

            Show me on the doll where he touched you…

          • DonnaDay

            He restoreth my soul: he leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name’s sake.

          • StrawberrySwing

            Which path did he ‘lead’ you down and where did he touch you?

          • SupahSang

            I rather use a map and the weather channel…

          • Stephenson_Billings

            Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.

          • Sylvana

            bro ur a phsyco

          • Old Guy In Stanton

            >>>”He maketh me to lie down in green pastures…”

            Ewwww…. those are all covered with sheep poop.

          • David

            Why does he maketh and leadeth? Can’t he just make and lead?

        • MrBalrogwithsnowandfire

          It means that you cannot control everything in life and he will guide you when the time is right when things seem overbearing.

          This world is fallen and has been given to Satan as his playground since our tiny but intense bubble known as time/space will come to an end when the right conditions happen.

          The Tribulation is meant to be open ended which is why those who try to make set dates are always wrong. The Tribulation only occurs if certain conditions happen and the last major piece of the puzzle is the Jewish Temple being rebuild in Israel to house the future AntiChrist who will awe the world at first.

          Eventually countries will see thru his lies and start fighting back which will spark off the Armageddon War as he launches his global troops to enforce his laws. That’s when things will get REALLY ugly like Earth has never seen before and shall never see again.

          The USA though has to be out of the picture when all this happens either thru a soft invasion or a violent civil war.

        • MrBalrogwithsnowandfire

          God could end time and space right now but he doesn’t want to push the demolition button in order for us to get our shit together.

          It doesn’t matter which church we join or not as long as our hearts have good intent as he will judge our hearts not the groups of people we join.

          You can still do good deeds for people but have bad intentions which makes you no better then a liar and a thief and those kinds of people will be judged harshly when the party is over.

          • David

            Why not? He did it before surely he can do it again and I want to be around to watch whoever he picks put two of each animal on a little boat.

    • Astro Man

      Faith requires no reason beyond the fear involved in losing it. Any other reason is ultimately liable to be undermined by good sense and therefor a mere conceit.

  • Pubbajumba

    I am an atheist and I approve of this message.

  • Astro Man

    At last, a clear recognition that the three christian virtues of faith, hope & love transcend reason. Indeed one must only have blind faith since the senses deceive and are so immoral too !

    • David

      I’ve never had blond faith in anything and my life is better for it.

  • Kaylee-Aurora

    Definately bookmarking this page for the next time I’m on Facebook!

  • Khada

    I.E. Don’t think, don’t question, don’t value valid reason for holding a belief and don’t use that good reason to convince others who care about logic and reason. Don’t do anything that could potentially bring you to question the disposition given to you (most likely) by your parents and early upbringing…

    Because your belief is too fragile to stand casual scrutiny or cursory analysis. Never questioning your beliefs will keep you from ever finding out if they’re wrong, which is a good way to ensure that they are.

  • Blessed

    hahahahahahahaha… after reading a few of your articles I wouldn’t let you near any of my kids let alone entertain them but you do entertain me with your mad ramblings .. sir, you are completely crackers, thanks for the laugh hahahahahahahahaha

  • RockHaggis

    what a load of fucking bollocks …

  • Derby Mack

    You are a truly good hearted spirit, Stephenson!

  • Mustapha big Mack

    Always remember the minions of the federal government are watching and waiting for any slip of faith. Now that we have it confirmed the NSA is watching everything we are certain that they are polluting the internet with athiestic polemic to test the resolve of the pure of heart and the true patriot. Be pure of heart, be pure of thought, and recant any reason for it will surely pollute your soul!

    • Ace


    • MrBalrogwithsnowandfire

      Part of Agenda 21 also! They are trying to ruin crops with HARRP which acts as an atmopsheric heater to steer storms. They can’t create weather but they will try to modify it. When Hurricane Sandy occured the readings at HARRP were off the charts and the Hurricane performed wild manuveres.

      They claim to not interfere with radio waves but they have way too much atennas for it.

      Sorry English isn’t my best language.

    • David

      NSA is watching everything? Where’s you come up with that pile of bull?

  • Biologist

    Is this website a joke website or do people really believe this stuff? If so then I am glad I live in Europe, the US seems like a scary backward place. FYI the bible was cobbled together at the council of Nicea under the strong political influence of Constantine the Great, that’s not science it’s just history. So the contents of the book you put so much faith in was chosen pick’n’mix style from a large selection of texts. If you don’t believe me just do some research.

    • David

      Sadly there are plenty of gullible and weak minded dolts who buy every word this fool is spouting.

  • Becca

    You suggest responding to ANY serious question about how the world works with the same responses? We may all have our different beliefs and I don’t think anyone has the right to discount what another person believes as long as it does not harm others, and when it comes to abstract questions about the creation of the universe, debates of this sort are interesting. But what if everyone took this approach to answering all questions?

    Doctor, is my leg broken?

    1) The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want.

    Excuse me, how do you get to the train station?

    2) He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he leadeth me beside the still waters.

    There’s a fire!! Where’s the exit?

    3) He restoreth my soul: he leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name’s sake.

    He may leadeth you in the paths of righteousness but will he lead you out the fire escape?

    This approach is not only unhelpful but bloody frustrating I’m sure! I respect that people have different beliefs but please think a little more before posting what is not logical or will encourage productive discussion between different types of people. If different sides of any argument cannot constructively talk to each other nothing will ever be achieved and hate, fear and anger will be spread when it doesn’t need to. Quoting phrases from the Bible will of course annoy and frustrate anyone trying to have a conversation about something they care about. Explaining why you think/believe what you do and what it means to you will, as if the other person doesn’t agree then at least they will respect your beliefs rather than being goaded into sarcastic comments.

    If I respect your freedom to believe in God please respect mine not to!

    • biologist

      I agree, answering every difficult question about the universe as a whole and the immediate world around us with ‘god did it’ wouldn’t have really gotten us very far. The drugs that save peoples lives, the technology on which the hilarious website depends all were created due to science. Science involves rational thought, questioning the world and not relying on the existence of some divine being to make everything work. So next time a relative gets sick do you take them to the ‘evil-science-potentially-evolution-believing’ doctor or do you just pray (I know which will have the better outcome).

    • Kaylee-Aurora

      Whoosh your an idiot!!!!! This is about dealing with prejudiced people who attack Christians for our faith. Its not about doctors visits!!!! Are you just trying to argue for nothing????

      • Stupidity punisher

        You are also not answering the question, my dear dear far right extremist

      • Jeff Howard

        If you’re faith had any merit you could defend it far more effectively. Mathew5,17-18″do not think I came to abolish the law or the prophets, I did not come to abolish but fulfill. For truly I say to you,until heaven and earth pass away, not the smallest letter or stroke shall pass from the law till all is accomplished”. So, eat shellfish, or mix fabrics lately? Of course, a few chapters later jesus breaks the law himself, do there’s hypocrisy, denial that any OT laws are invalid, and one of hundreds of self contradictions. Gee, what a great book to live by. Has great ideas on keeping slaves and selling daughters, too.

  • youpeopleareretarded

    This is literally the most stupid website I have ever been on! The stupidest articles a thinking that if you are atheist you worship satan. Atheists do not believe in satan, you idiots. they only believe in evolution. And no, halo does not make you a Nazi supremacist. I play the game all the time, and do I hate jewish people? no, I don’t. I respect people of all religions, just not stupid ass people like you.

  • unixhed

    Sorry, but the bible that you read has no relation to the stories passed down by word of mouth 2000 years ago. Ever played ‘Broken telephone’? Add in prejudice, illiteracy, and misrepresentation, and you have a book that means whatever men want it to mean. Is a god or a book relevant to a person that does not need a carrot or a stick to be a decent human being? God either is or isn’t, so why argue? – just be the best person you can.

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  • n_djinn

    If god knows all and angels don’t have free will, how did lucifer start a revolution?

    • duke_of_omnium

      He started small, by printing a few pamphlets.

  • Pondz

    “At first, he’ll be angry, then sarcastic and maybe even scientific, but by #30 he will abandon his pretensions and appreciate the beauty of the Biblical love you have shared.”

    No, he’d have just realised you’re beyond help and give up.

    Incidentally, why are you presuming the atheist is a male? You sexist bastard.

    • Stephenson_Billings

      The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want.

  • Merari

    Unlike many theists I have actually read the bible and in ye olde Dutch protestant tradition I am perfectly able to hold entire conversations with nothing but citing verses. Bring it, theists.

    1 Corinthians 9:26

  • jesusdisacunt

    you’d think gospel is some sort of jedi mind trick or something?

  • Mark

    Adam and Eve, magic, sorcery,talking animals. I would have thought the theists would have worked it out for themselves what nonsense it is. The more the pray and go on Sunday’s just show they are just trying to hang on to this nonsense. It shows how secretly they know it is BS. Fairy stories are fine but you need to grow up and accept reality.

  • Cal Sutherland

    The LORD speaketh for me through oft-translated texts, (HIS word known to be HIS word by HIS word) and though my faith be strong yet I feel threatened by the displays of freedom which my fellow man doth exalt in. For in mine head is air and in mine heart, angst which HE hath there wrought. So HIS purpose doth suit me.

    • David

      Dude, it’s speaks..not speaketh. Sounds like you have a lisp.

  • smithnation

    For creationists everywhere:

    “Dogs and cats, living together. Mass hysteria!” – Venkman

    My wife showed me something about Burning Man that was linked to this site and it was so sensational that I thought this was a joke. I’m stunned to find I am unable to decipher if this website comes from a place of truth or from a place of complete manipulation. How separately connected have we become that this sensation I feel could be generated by another’s text on a crystal screen? Probably somewhat typical and really not all that surprising. That’s right, I eschew grammar at times. Thus my incessant use of two spaces after a period (or other prominent punctuation) in lieu of the contemporarily accepted, one.

    So I’ll just start a new paragraph instead. Why block reason with belief for its own sake? I assure you, science hath not yet figured it all. And by the way, it’s the discovery that keeps science interesting. So if you tell us that our own thoughts are useless in this divine creation then strike me to the sulphur for what am I worth and for that matter what are you? Science is about human observation. Readily, repeatable actions. You see it and so do I.

    Try dropping a rock on your foot and finding out if it hurts. Can you see a causal link? Of course the Earth is some age and of course nothing you can say or do can convince me that your estimate is absolutely the right one – and likewise in the opposite direction for you. Seriously though, 6,500 years? That’s measurable in generations. That’s as if this whole thing was created out of thin air by your God himself. Oh wait, that is what you believe. Well I guess my ass is going in the sulphur, because honestly… Do you know? Do you “know” anything?

    At this point, rational people answer “no, I really don’t” because this shit was figured out over 2000 years ago by Socrates. It’s interesting how the timeline of your entire belief structure is so closely mirrored by the development of agricultural societies. In the face of overwhelming evidence to the contrary, you persist in arguing the brevity of Earth’s existence at a mere 6 point something lousy millennia. Agricultural societies necessarily preclude random wandering of all individuals. Some measure of order must be instilled, if only that of the natural cycle wrought by those plants from which we sup. .

    I’m kinda a dick about it because I’m tired of the corruption and manipulation. I’m not against a belief in God or a pantheon of your choosing. I suspect that there is a bit of truth in all of it and a bit of lies. What I’m against is the kind of entitlement, without reason, that I mock in my treatment of grammar above. I don’t think the answer can be found in scripture or literature, or television or books, or music or cacophony. The answer is what we’re in search of and it is the search that makes us what we are.

  • Satan bumming Jesus

    I hate it when atheist confront me with logic and reason it’s so inconvenient when i am trying to brainwash them to believe in a God that would rather fuck about with burning bushes than do something useful like cure cancer.

  • MrBalrogwithsnowandfire

    My faith has been struggling because of the loud vicious Atheists that uses the same old tiring tactics over and over again and these passages were like a kick in the pants to me!

    I’ve notice it seems to only be on the internet that Atheists are so loud. In real life I have had decent conversations but on the internet they seem intent to shout others down!

    • David

      Tell you what. If we ever meet up I’ll shout you down for all the world to see.

  • MrBalrogwithsnowandfire

    Agenda 21 seems to be working on here too!

  • Ian Corrigan

    As a devout athieist I pray to superjesus and his sidekick allah and their ever faithful chocolate covered butler mohammed every day to save me from godless heathens ….. and mormons

  • Red Word Ray

    Great stuff I’d like to see some of the hell-bound egomaniacial atheist bunch run headlong into the Lords “soft power”. Better than just burnnin em. Turnin em! I BET DAWKINS FANATICS AND OTHER OF THE TRULY DEMONICAL POSSESED. wouldnt be phased so good thing Jesus is comming back with plan b the morning after sword so to speak Hey?

  • Ash

    Or, or, the athiest could just be so bored with your irrelevant nonsense that that they decide trying to have intelligent, civil conversation with you is pointless!

  • Bafoofkti

    Christians, why you quote from the JEWISH BIBLE, written by people who don’t believe in your Jesus god

  • De Ha

    wait… questioning you beliefs is a terrible, excruciating thing you have to be bullied into? Dear Satan, you guys are f*cking narrow-minded braindead wimps.

  • Chris Cavanagh

    What’s with the banner homo-erotic machine gun toting rent boy with the light emitting erection? You just got to love this site. And then there is an adlink for somebody who wants to talk to me about masturbation. I dare not open that in case it taints my web history! It has to be the most subtle satire of the barking mad christians I have ever come across. Wonderful! Charlie Hebdo would be proud. Listen carefully and you can hear the barking.

  • David

    What’s hysterical is there are going to be people who believe every line of this loons story. To an atheist those three passages mean nothing more than the rest of them. By doing this it just shows that who people are incapable of holding a real, honest discussion.