Because Morning in America Wont Be Easy

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Leave Dentist Walter J. Palmer Alone!

Wed, Jul 29, 2015 | By Doc Bacon

America, we need to talk about Walter J. Palmer, the dentist accused of hunting that lion in Zimbabwe. While we’re at it, let’s also have an honest discussion about the harsh realities of dentistry in America today. This isn’t going to be pretty. In fact, I think it will cause a bit of outrage. By the end of my statement, however, I suspect many will agree that all...

Property Brothers: How One Subversive Canadian Television Show Is Conspiring the Next American Housing Bubble

Fri, Jul 24, 2015 | By Kaylee-Aurora

Every HGTV fan has a favorite. For some it’s Drew with his delicately clipped accent and his finely tuned sense of humor. He’s quite the impressive package, especially when poured into those exquisitely tailored suits. Yet many audience members find Drew’s smoothness rather slick and his intellect a bit glib. If you’re of that opinion, surely you fall into the Jonathan...

Secretary of Defense George W. Bush? To Defeat Islamic Terror, the Ex-President May Be Our Best Hope

Fri, Jul 24, 2015 | By Stephenson Billings

The 2016 election promises to be a wild ride. Outsider candidates have thrown both parties into disarray. Obamacare, the economy and homosexual marriage have only added to the confusion. Meanwhile, the voters are literally drowning in a sea of candidates and a wave of conflicting proposals. What is clear, however, is that the people of America want to get this nation back...

Should America Drain the Oceans?

Thu, Jul 23, 2015 | By Derby Mack

China is building islands in the South Seas. Russia is expanding into Eastern Europe. Both countries are eying financial colonialism in Latin America through the secretive BRICs monetary system. Here at home, we are running out of natural resources. Our rivers are dry and our cities are teeming past the breaking point. Something must be done. Now more than ever we need innovative...

Bernie Sanders’ Cult of Personality is All About Populism and Perversion

Thu, Jul 23, 2015 | By Stephenson Billings

With the help of Israel, Bernie Sanders is conspiring to tear America apart. This socialist agitator has spent the better part of a year exciting the passions of the extreme left. They’re gathering in the millions and they’re angry. Soon, the rest of the country will have to contend with the ravenous hordes he has unleashed upon our great land. Most telling of all, the...

A Guardian Angel’s Desperate Plea: Stop Spraying the Heavens With Chemtrails!

Wed, Jul 22, 2015 | By Stephenson Billings

It was extraordinary, maybe the most extraordinary thing that’s happened to me in years, but it began in the most ordinary way. Lunch. Hushpuppy butterfly shrimp, dipping gravy, a biscuit and a basket of fries. There’s a new restaurant in town that I’ve been going to practically every day. Looking back, I have to wonder if I was drawn there for a reason. The place is...

Fran Lebowitz’s Next Novel Could Expose the Worst Crimes of the 1%… And That’s Precisely Why It Will Never Be Published

Fri, Jul 17, 2015 | By Rabbi Tippy Plumridge

Fran Lebowitz is far too polite. The celebrated actress and essayist has long been considered one of the avant-garde’s most coveted cultural treasures. Such success has allowed her entrée to an exceptionally exclusive world far beyond the comprehension of the hoi polloi. Now, with impish aplomb, she has turned that dark wit on the very Bulgari-bejeweled hands that fed her...

Chemtrail-Free Foods, The Next Health Trend?

Fri, Jul 17, 2015 | By Stephenson Billings

Murphy Nixon tugs his collar and barks out, “Squash, cucumbers, kale and ramps!” We’ve just entered the greenhouse and this upstate New York horticulturalist is showing off a fascinating experiment. The air is humid. Row upon row of bright stems spring from the black soil. At the far end is strange collection of copper pipes, arranged almost like a church organ. “I...

It’s 4:20, Do You Know Where Your Child Is?

Wed, Jul 8, 2015 | By Doc Bacon

Pot. Skunk. Mary Jane. These are just some of the secret words that teens use to covertly describe narcotic marijuana. Now an insidious new slang trend has been added to dictionary of addiction and it’s so shockingly heinous, it threatens to derail the entire American economy. That term is “4:20” and it not only means hardcore reefer, it’s also an invitation for young...

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