Because Morning in America Wont Be Easy

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“Burning Man” Honors Chemtrail Pilots With Controversial 2015 Festival Theme

Wed, Mar 25, 2015 | By Henricus Institor

My taxi, an ugly orange Pontiac with no air conditioning, swung a corner and came to an abrupt stop. “Ain’t going no further,” the driver said with a tremble of fear in his voice. An elegant “No Trespassing” sign hung from a beat-up gate. I handed the man a sweaty clump of bills and emerged. I hoped I didn’t look too nervous. A month earlier I had received a call...

The Eternal Artist: Why America Must Eliminate the Creative Class

Wed, Aug 20, 2014 | By Stephenson Billings

Self-centered indulgence has become a pox upon this world, a pox that threatens the health of good people in all nations. For too long we have grown fat on abundance, eschewing our larger responsibilities in the realms of liberty, patriotism and faith. Now, a new generation of youths is claiming center stage on the global scene. They are a people extremely disinterested in...

If Scotland Were Independent: A Timeline of Tragedy

Mon, Aug 18, 2014 | By Moishe Mustafa McPhearson

On September 18th, Scotland will vote on the controversial issue of independence. While this may seem like a noble goal, the Scots risk throwing their identity into the dustbin of history with such a hasty maneuver. Journalist Derby Mack noted earlier this year that the socialist element could potentially turn this newborn nation into the next “Cuba or Afghanistan” and...

Is “AirBnB” a Plot to Prepare Our Homes for Mass Seizure by Obama’s Illegal Aliens?

Sun, Aug 17, 2014 | By Henricus Institor

Private property is one of the most coveted expressions of freedom and individuality in the United States of America. It is our right as citizens and our responsibility as members of vibrant communities. It should come as no surprise, then, that the socialist element in this nation seeks to destroy this very principle because it is so fundamental to our way of life. Recently,...

Pot Legalization is Killing My Buzz

Sun, Aug 17, 2014 | By Derby Mack

Enough already with the marijuana lectures, you foul little freaks! I am so sick of all you bong-loving boneheads spouting off about why narcotics should be legalized. You claim to know so very much about the law and the police and “crowded” jails (oh, boo hoo!). And then you’ll digress into gang violence and drug cartels and money laundering and political corruption....

Why Are Cats Immune to Chemtrails? 5 Possible Answers From Science

Fri, Aug 15, 2014 | By Henricus Institor

The early 21st-century has seen a remarkable intensification in feline ownership. These animals are no longer casual bystanders in our eco-systems. They have passed that tipping point to become a global environmental phenomenon. Crossing boundaries of class, race and geography, it could be said that the cat population now has the entire planet under its ever-watchful gaze....

Are Deep-Sea Dinosaurs Living Proof of the Biblical Timeline?

Wed, Aug 13, 2014 | By Stephenson Billings

As the frothy tide of atheism sweeps across this nation, there is one critical issue that leftwing scientists are rushing to suppress. This one thing also happens to be the key to reawakening the Word of God in lost souls from coast to coast. That inconvenient truth? The true history of the dinosaurs. Many Christians are uncomfortable with the idea of dinosaurs. College professors,...

Is the Gay “Bear” Scene Opening the Door to Homosexual Male Pregnancy?

Tue, Aug 12, 2014 | By Doc Bacon

Deep within the offices of Big Gay, Inc. there must be a pretty talented PR team. In recent years, this rare sexual disorder has jumped out of the abandoned dockside warehouses and into the homes of mainstream America. From Hollywood celebs to activist judges, it seems that just about everybody is swishing that rainbow flag of perversity about. One of the most curious public...

It’s Time for Tiny Rhode Island to Forfeit Its Fantasy of Statehood

Thu, Aug 7, 2014 | By Derby Mack

Mention the name “Rhode Island” and many Americans will scratch their heads. A glitzy New York suburb? A down-market Caribbean vacation spot? Maybe a cancelled reality series from the producers of Survivor and Top Gear? The sad truth is that Rhode Island is none of these things, and a little bit of all of them. In fact, the name denotes an odious slice of the northeastern...

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