Because Morning in America Wont Be Easy

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Will Gays Demand a National Holiday Honoring Sodomy?

Thu, Apr 16, 2015 | By Stephenson Billings

The gays are whispering. They can smell the change in the air. It’s that intoxicating musk of socialism and degeneracy… When the Supreme Court struck down the Defense of Marriage Act in 2013, it unleashed a legal storm from coast to coast. States were suddenly burdened with the enormous expense of defending Christian tradition against the fickle whims of the cultural elite....

Are You Not Having Enough Sex Because of Chemtrails?

Tue, Apr 14, 2015 | By Doc Bacon

Stressed out on the job? Overworked at home? Are the obligations of kids and in-laws driving you crazy? These are just a few of the reasons why intimacy can suffer in a marriage. Scientific studies show that husband-wife teams are copulating dramatically less than their counterparts 50 years ago. Now we can add environmental factors to the long list of problems frustrating...

The Seductive Immorality of Telescopes

Tue, Apr 14, 2015 | By Kaylee-Aurora

Recently, a major New York City newspaper reported that sales of telescopes have been skyrocketing. According to the article, inhabitants of that northern metropolis have developed a passion for peering out into the night. But it’s not the heavens that they’re gazing at. No, pollution and urban lights make that all but impossible. Rather, they’ve acquired a taste for...

Why Is the Atheist Elite Murdering Dinosaurs?

Mon, Apr 13, 2015 | By Stephenson Billings

What if there was explosive evidence that proved a century of modern scientific theory completely, utterly wrong? What if this evidence was so unimpeachable, it could inspire a global reawakening powerful enough to topple universities and maybe even governments? These are the earth-shattering revelations that investigative journalist Henricus Institor has been pursuing for...

Hillary’s Secret Socialist Agenda: Gut the Military, Nationalize the Banks and Surrender the Middle East

Wed, Apr 8, 2015 | By Derby Mack

The Hillary machine is marching forward, democrats! Every day the drumbeat from the liberal media is getting louder. Pretty soon it will drown out all other potential candidates. Martin O’Malley may be rushing to line up some big name donors, but let’s face it, the guy is an intellectual lightweight. Once he mounts the national stage, people will see him for the painfully...

RuPaul’s Drag Race is Luring Kids Into the Dangerous World of Illuminati Shape-Shifting

Wed, Apr 8, 2015 | By Stephenson Billings

Beauty pageants once meant something important in America. They showcased our little girls as they first reached out for that weighty baton of adulthood, their bare ankles quivering with excitement. But now that cherished image is under attack. It is being trampled by the liberal media in the slimy back alley of our culture known as political correctness. What is ruining...

Should America Liberate Canada to Resolve California’s Imminent Water Crisis?

Thu, Apr 2, 2015 | By Derby Mack

According to the experts, California’s reservoirs are so dry, the state may not make it through the summer. Russia is threatening to shoot nuclear warheads at the Yellowstone Caldera supervolcano, thus setting off a nation-wide cataclysm. Obama’s attempts to compromise with Iran have enflamed a new disaster of anti-American hatred that could severly restrict our access...

Homosexual-Only Zones Plague Many Foreign Cities

European homosexuals cherish the taste of wholesome American flesh and will do anything to lure the innocent into the foulest corners of their "Gay Zones."
Wed, Apr 1, 2015 | By Stephenson Billings

With the Spring/Summer travel season just around the corner, many Americans may be tempted to venture farther afield in search of their next adventure. Some will find relaxation on the golden beaches of the Caribbean, while others might take in the historic sights of the grand, old cities of Europe. Travelers should be aware, however, that many foreign cultures can present...

Did Leonard Nimoy Fake His Own Death So He Could Seize Control of the Illuminati?

Tue, Mar 31, 2015 | By Henricus Institor

In the heady days immediately following the Gulf of Tonkin incident, Leonard Nimoy made a profound decision. It was 1964 and America was being torn apart. Ethnic minorities were rioting, the hippie movement had grown into a domestic terrorism threat and a newly-installed President Johnson was on the verge of committing troops to an all-out war in Southeast Asia. In the midst...

“Burning Man” Honors Chemtrail Pilots With Controversial 2015 Festival Theme

Wed, Mar 25, 2015 | By Henricus Institor

My taxi, an ugly orange Pontiac with no air conditioning, swung a corner and came to an abrupt stop. “Ain’t going no further,” the driver said with a tremble of fear in his voice. An elegant “No Trespassing” sign hung from a beat-up gate. I handed the man a sweaty clump of bills and emerged. I hoped I didn’t look too nervous. A month earlier I had received a call...

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