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Kaylee’s Korner: Bernie Sanders Wants to Take Away MY Right to Speak to a Manager!

Wed, Apr 1, 2020 | By Kaylee-Aurora

Much like Marx and Mao, Socialist Sanders wants to take away the inalienable of right of a white woman to demand a manager during a retail emergency. I’m a white gal who loves God and Country. So, you can imagine, I’m used to having my views spat on by the Cultural Marxists who run everything today. Despite all the identity politics those people are shoving down...

In 3am Tweetstorm, Trump Appoints His Favorite Golf Cart the Next Deputy Director of the National Institutes of Health

Wed, Apr 1, 2020 | By Henricus Institor

In a move certain to make many liberal heads explode, President Donald Trump appointed a beloved golf cart from his West Palm Beach club as the next Deputy Director of the National Institutes of Health with direct oversight of Dr. Anthony Fauci. The announcement came in a 3am Tweetstorm that included attacks on Hillary Clinton’s handling of the Tide Pod Pandemic and...

VP Pence Bans Power Bottoms From Grindr, Orders the App to Be “LTR” Only

Wed, Apr 1, 2020 | By Stephenson Billings

The Grindr allows men involved in the gay lifestyle to order sweaty and ready sex partners with just a few taps on their mobile telephones. The Vice President’s Coronavirus Taskforce claimed emergency powers this week over a smartphone app that targets homosexuals and their uncontrollable urges. Supporters of the administration cited the move as evidence that the White House...

Funds That Trade in the Life Insurance Policies of Food Delivery Workers Offer a Ray of Hope for Struggling Investment Bankers

Wed, Apr 1, 2020 | By Moishe Mustafa McPhearson

One investment banker has found a silver lining to the pandemic, and a potential piggybank of profit. The coronavirus has hit Chuck “Chip” Andlord particularly hard. He once spent 14-hours a day as a master of the universe at his Wall Street trading desk. Now, because of the coronavirus, he’s been forced to sequester at his seven-bedroom Upper East Side townhouse....

House of Hypocrisy: AOC Splurges on Aspirin, Kleenex While Corporate Tax Relief Stalls in Congress

Wed, Apr 1, 2020 | By Stephenson Billings

Ocasio-Cortez is facing harsh criticism after it was revealed she purchased high-end Aloe vera-infused Kleenex tissues using taxpayer funds.© Wikimedia Commons User: nrkbeta / CC-BY-SA-3.0 The halls of Congress were engulfed in yet another scandal this week when Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s spending habits were revealed by an anonymous Twitter account. The widely-shared...

Anonymous Twitter Patriot Organizing Mass Protests Against the Coronavirus

Wed, Apr 1, 2020 | By Henricus Institor

One protestor has already taken his powerful message to the White House. A grassroots movement that began with a single Tweet is threatening to shake up America’s political status quo. It all started late one Tuesday night when an anonymous account named simply AverageAmericen293827 sent out the following message, “Come protest the #Coronavirus with fellow real Americens...

Elitist Green New Deal Will Hurt Working Class Private Jet Stewardesses, Blue Collar Rolls Royce Mechanics

Wed, Apr 1, 2020 | By Rabbi Tippy Plumridge

Treasury Secretary Wilbur Ross takes the unspoken horrors of the Green New Deal personally. At a private fundraiser this weekend in Palm Beach, Florida, he tore up his prepared remarks and spoke from the heart about the damage such a socialist plot could do to some very vulnerable Americans. Guests say that Ross was on the verge of tears reminiscing about his favorite...

Are Medical Degree Requirements Keeping the Cost Of American Healthcare Artificially High?

Thu, Jan 18, 2018 | By Derby Mack

Where in the Constitution does it say that one man shall have a monopoly over another man’s health? Where in the Bible? Years ago I was suffering from congested bowels and my licensed medical doctor, sitting behind a mahogany desk in his crisp, white jacket, told me I must change my diet. Cheeseburgers, he cautioned, were not doing me any favors. I stood my ground and showed...

FACT CHECK! 69 Million Illegal Alien Extraterrestrials Voted for Hillary: Mostly True

Wed, Jan 17, 2018 | By Henricus Institor

CLAIM: Voting irregularities surfaced after the 2016 Presidential Election that raised suspicions about Hillary Clinton’s “support” among ordinary Americans. Upon investigation, credible research proved that tens of millions of illegal extraterrestrials criminally entered U.S. airspace to vote for the Democratic candidate in direct violation of Federal immigration laws...