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13 Shocking Conspiracies That Gay Marriage Is About to Unleash Upon America

Fri, Jun 26, 2015 | By Stephenson Billings

With its ruling on hardcore homosexual marriage, the Supreme Court has destroyed one of the great foundational principles upon which this nation was founded. Traditional matrimony is, for all intents and purposes, over. Christianity will soon be illegal. American civilization can begin its woeful descent into obsolescence. 6,000 incredible years of human history have been...

Jade Helm Hoax Proves Obama is Deeply Terrified of the Alternative Media

Wed, May 6, 2015 | By Derby Mack

Was Obama on the verge of seizing the former Confederacy and declaring martial law? Was this a CIA psy-op fake out all along? We may never know the truth of the Jade Helm experiment, but one thing is clear: it’s been an astonishing success in Obama’s battle against vital news sources like HardDawn.com. Many other members of the alternative press fell for the paranoia hook,...

David Hasselhoff Is Not Afraid to Threaten the Illuminati in His Groundbreaking New Video

Fri, Apr 24, 2015 | By Kaylee-Aurora

From Disney movies to hip hop videos, we are assaulted by secret Illuminati symbols every day. They are there to weaken us psychologically before the incredible power of the global elite. These images infiltrate our brain and clog the normal vibrational harmony of our spirits. Time and again, analysts have discovered these hidden messages. Some have been so outraged, they...

Ted Cruz Slips Into Bed With the Gay Agenda… And Comes Out on Top!

Fri, Apr 24, 2015 | By Stephenson Billings

Talk about a quickie! Brilliant and ballsy Ted Cruz really pulled a fast one on the Gay Agenda this week. Long plagued by questions about his sexual flexibility, the famed Texas senator swooped into Manhattan on Monday to lay all that nasty gossip to rest. Something about his Ivy League credentials and that ethnic sensuality has always titillated men of particular persuasion...

Is the Supertall Building Trend a Plot By the 1% to Create Alien Airship Docking Stations?

Tue, Apr 21, 2015 | By Henricus Institor

The white shoe architecture firm of Skidmore, Owings and Merrill has a dark passion. Founded by a triad of Freemasons at the height of the Great Depression, the secretive atelier serves as a loyal handmaiden to some of the most infamous tribes of the 1%. Whenever a Morgan or a Rockefeller has a phantasmagoric flight of fancy, SOM is there to make it a reality. But this success...

Will Gays Demand a National Holiday Honoring Sodomy?

Thu, Apr 16, 2015 | By Stephenson Billings

The gays are whispering. They can smell the change in the air. It’s that intoxicating musk of socialism and degeneracy… When the Supreme Court struck down the Defense of Marriage Act in 2013, it unleashed a legal storm from coast to coast. States were suddenly burdened with the enormous expense of defending Christian tradition against the fickle whims of the cultural elite....

Are You Not Having Enough Sex Because of Chemtrails?

Tue, Apr 14, 2015 | By Doc Bacon

Stressed out on the job? Overworked at home? Are the obligations of kids and in-laws driving you crazy? These are just a few of the reasons why intimacy can suffer in a marriage. Scientific studies show that husband-wife teams are copulating dramatically less than their counterparts 50 years ago. Now we can add environmental factors to the long list of problems frustrating...

The Seductive Immorality of Telescopes

Tue, Apr 14, 2015 | By Kaylee-Aurora

Recently, a major New York City newspaper reported that sales of telescopes have been skyrocketing. According to the article, inhabitants of that northern metropolis have developed a passion for peering out into the night. But it’s not the heavens that they’re gazing at. No, pollution and urban lights make that all but impossible. Rather, they’ve acquired a taste for...

Why Is the Atheist Elite Murdering Dinosaurs?

Mon, Apr 13, 2015 | By Stephenson Billings

What if there was explosive evidence that proved a century of modern scientific theory completely, utterly wrong? What if this evidence was so unimpeachable, it could inspire a global reawakening powerful enough to topple universities and maybe even governments? These are the earth-shattering revelations that investigative journalist Henricus Institor has been pursuing for...

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