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Homosexual-Only Zones Plague Many Foreign Cities

European homosexuals cherish the taste of wholesome American flesh and will do anything to lure the innocent into the foulest corners of their "Gay Zones."
Wed, Apr 1, 2015 | By Stephenson Billings

With the Spring/Summer travel season just around the corner, many Americans may be tempted to venture farther afield in search of their next adventure. Some will find relaxation on the golden beaches of the Caribbean, while others might take in the historic sights of the grand, old cities of Europe. Travelers should be aware, however, that many foreign cultures can present...

Did Leonard Nimoy Fake His Own Death So He Could Seize Control of the Illuminati?

Tue, Mar 31, 2015 | By Henricus Institor

In the heady days immediately following the Gulf of Tonkin incident, Leonard Nimoy made a profound decision. It was 1964 and America was being torn apart. Ethnic minorities were rioting, the hippie movement had grown into a domestic terrorism threat and a newly-installed President Johnson was on the verge of committing troops to an all-out war in Southeast Asia. In the midst...

“Burning Man” Honors Chemtrail Pilots With Controversial 2015 Festival Theme

Wed, Mar 25, 2015 | By Henricus Institor

My taxi, an ugly orange Pontiac with no air conditioning, swung a corner and came to an abrupt stop. “Ain’t going no further,” the driver said with a tremble of fear in his voice. An elegant “No Trespassing” sign hung from a beat-up gate. I handed the man a sweaty clump of bills and emerged. I hoped I didn’t look too nervous. A month earlier I had received a call...

Why Do Atheists Believe in Neanderthals?

Tue, Mar 24, 2015 | By Doc Bacon

There’s nothing children love more than a fabulous bedtime story. For America’s most ardent Atheists, the excitement over the Neanderthal legend is much the same. They thrill at the notion of a man-beast with supernatural powers throwing himself around the primordial sludge, beating his chest and howling at the moon. The image represents their darkest sexual desires and...

The Eternal Artist: Why America Must Eliminate the Creative Class

Wed, Aug 20, 2014 | By Stephenson Billings

Self-centered indulgence has become a pox upon this world, a pox that threatens the health of good people in all nations. For too long we have grown fat on abundance, eschewing our larger responsibilities in the realms of liberty, patriotism and faith. Now, a new generation of youths is claiming center stage on the global scene. They are a people extremely disinterested in...

If Scotland Were Independent: A Timeline of Tragedy

Mon, Aug 18, 2014 | By Moishe Mustafa McPhearson

On September 18th, Scotland will vote on the controversial issue of independence. While this may seem like a noble goal, the Scots risk throwing their identity into the dustbin of history with such a hasty maneuver. Journalist Derby Mack noted earlier this year that the socialist element could potentially turn this newborn nation into the next “Cuba or Afghanistan” and...

Is “AirBnB” a Plot to Prepare Our Homes for Mass Seizure by Obama’s Illegal Aliens?

Sun, Aug 17, 2014 | By Henricus Institor

Private property is one of the most coveted expressions of freedom and individuality in the United States of America. It is our right as citizens and our responsibility as members of vibrant communities. It should come as no surprise, then, that the socialist element in this nation seeks to destroy this very principle because it is so fundamental to our way of life. Recently,...

Pot Legalization is Killing My Buzz

Sun, Aug 17, 2014 | By Derby Mack

Enough already with the marijuana lectures, you foul little freaks! I am so sick of all you bong-loving boneheads spouting off about why narcotics should be legalized. You claim to know so very much about the law and the police and “crowded” jails (oh, boo hoo!). And then you’ll digress into gang violence and drug cartels and money laundering and political corruption....

Why Are Cats Immune to Chemtrails? 5 Possible Answers From Science

Fri, Aug 15, 2014 | By Henricus Institor

The early 21st-century has seen a remarkable intensification in feline ownership. These animals are no longer casual bystanders in our eco-systems. They have passed that tipping point to become a global environmental phenomenon. Crossing boundaries of class, race and geography, it could be said that the cat population now has the entire planet under its ever-watchful gaze....

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